CCG’s Cave of Confessions

Thanks, now that song is boring a hole in my brain 😂😂

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Sugar, I feel you! My husband says he has one fantasy, and that's essentially to clone me. I don't buy it for one second, or maybe it's just that I've got to keep the hope alive that there's some kind of spice rolling around inside the vanilla cupcake he is. He'd pass out from the vapors if he knew the extent of the kink that rolls through my head, let alone the knowledge of how often I actually masterbate 😬
My ex-wife once asked me what I thought about when I masturbated. I told her, completely honest at the time, it was her and memories of being with her.

I wonder what would have happened if she believed me.
 
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Pondering various techniques to achieve this… it occurred to me, to write a whole story, then delete every 2nd and 3rd words, then see what kind of gibberish came out might be funny.

Sounds like too much work to me. 🤣🤣🤣
“sometimes I scroll Lit, and exchange nudes, while at church.”
"Sometimes Lit nudes church."
 
Sugar, I feel you! My husband says he has one fantasy, and that's essentially to clone me. I don't buy it for one second, or maybe it's just that I've got to keep the hope alive that there's some kind of spice rolling around inside the vanilla cupcake he is. He'd pass out from the vapors if he knew the extent of the kink that rolls through my head, let alone the knowledge of how often I actually masterbate 😬
Ever since i pointed out that cupcakes are just muffins in drag, i haven't been able to look at one without busting out laughing.
 
Sugar, I feel you! My husband says he has one fantasy, and that's essentially to clone me. I don't buy it for one second, or maybe it's just that I've got to keep the hope alive that there's some kind of spice rolling around inside the vanilla cupcake he is. He'd pass out from the vapors if he knew the extent of the kink that rolls through my head, let alone the knowledge of how often I actually masterbate 😬
*sigh*

You said sugar. 😊

 
My ex-wife once asked me what I thought about when I masturbated. I told her, completely honest at the time, it was her and memories of being with her.

I wonder what would have happened if she believed me.
Mine asked a similar question several years ago while we were joking around, and I asked if "the younger you" would be an inappropriate answer😂

She found it amusing, but not as amusing as i did.
 
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