CCG’s Cave of Confessions

[Hornymwtxn]

“One year ago today I started a magnificent relationship with a woman here.

It ended 6 months later after over 11000pms on here when she just closed her account after I said some awful regrettable things.



The suddenness was like a death. I went through the 7 stages of grief.



Everyone thinks I'm ok, but...



Today I sent a message to our old chat saying "Happy Hello Day. I miss you"

And now I'm crying about it all over again.”

Fucked around
And found out

 

[crazychemgirl]

“I was a young kid and jealous of the tales my friends would tell about their sexual exploits. I was barely not a virgin and desperately wanted to come up with something so I decided to see if I could have sex with two different girls on the same day. Two separate girls, two separate towns, no crossover or commonality. I couldn’t fail!

Long story short, and without too many details, I wound up not getting laid at all.“

 

[TXRafe]

Hey all …. My cave is empty??

Thats what she said

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

“I was a young kid and jealous of the tales my friends would tell about their sexual exploits. I was barely not a virgin and desperately wanted to come up with something so I decided to see if I could have sex with two different girls on the same day. Two separate girls, two separate towns, no crossover or commonality. I couldn’t fail!

Long story short, and without too many details, I wound up not getting laid at all.“

So the confession is that they had a perfectly normal day?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

“I was a young kid and jealous of the tales my friends would tell about their sexual exploits. I was barely not a virgin and desperately wanted to come up with something so I decided to see if I could have sex with two different girls on the same day. Two separate girls, two separate towns, no crossover or commonality. I couldn’t fail!

Long story short, and without too many details, I wound up not getting laid at all.“

Welcome to my world.
Well the not getting laid part anyway

 

[crazychemgirl]

So the confession is that they had a perfectly normal day?

It’s brave to admit that you tried and failed to be a sex god.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

It’s brave to admit that you tried and failed to be a sex god.

Is it?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

It’s brave to admit that you tried and failed to be a sex god.

Fishing for more confessions I see CC.

Let me roll that marble around in my head and come up with something

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s brave to admit that you tried and failed to be a sex god.

Every damn day I fail to have sex with two different women. It’s not unusual

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Every damn day I fail to have sex with two different women. It’s not unusual

Same except change that two to a one

 

[crazychemgirl]

The sad man energy here is depressing … quick… women of lit… give me something sexy and merry!!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

The sad man energy here is depressing … quick… women of lit… give me something sexy and merry!!

Surely women aren't the only ones with sexy and merriment.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Same except change that two to a one

Dear diary,

Day 962 since I last saw the bearded clam and chocolate starfish in person. I'm fear I'm forgetting what the sea smells like - or is it the sound? Wait, isn't that a conch? Shit, where was I going with this?

 

[MandaPandaa]

Every damn day I fail to have sex with two different women. It’s not unusual

But do you try to have sex with two different women? I think not...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Dear diary,

Day 962 since I last saw the bearded clam and chocolate starfish in person. I'm fear I'm forgetting what the sea smells like - or is it the sound? Wait, isn't that a conch? Shit, where was I going with this?

Well if you don't know I sure the f don't know.

 

[crazychemgirl]

“I ordered 5 sex toys on cyber Monday and I’m going to test as many of them as I can tomorrow.”

 

[Hornymwtxn]

But do you try to have sex with two different women? I think not...

Is that like a woman's intuition thing?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But do you try to have sex with two different women? I think not...

I mean…I THINK about it.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

“I ordered 5 sex toys on cyber Monday and I’m going to test as many of them as I can tomorrow.”

This wasn't me folks.

I only ordered 2. The other 2 were free. And I ordered on black Friday anyway

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

“I ordered 5 sex toys on cyber Monday and I’m going to test as many of them as I can tomorrow.”

Not to self, keep an eye one the sex toy review thread.

 

[TXRafe]

“I ordered 5 sex toys on cyber Monday and I’m going to test as many of them as I can tomorrow.”

@JustAnotherFlower these confessions are supposed to be anonymous...not obvious

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I mean…I THINK about it.

I've always been told it's the thought that counts. Soooooo high five!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

@JustAnotherFlower these confessions are supposed to be anonymous...not obvious

I swear by the hair on my chinny chin chin that I have not ordered any sex toys since the great Dragon one.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've always been told it's the thought that counts. Soooooo high five!

Uhmmm wait…gimme a minute…hands low…

 

[MandaPandaa]

I mean…I THINK about it.

I've always been told it's the thought that counts. Soooooo high five!

Ummm... I am not sure I agree that it's the thought that counts in this particular example. But, good for you, monkey. You're a hot blooded man. Woohoo!!