CCG’s Cave of Confessions

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I swear by the hair on my chinny chin chin that I have not ordered any sex toys since the great Dragon one.

Is there a review of this? AFAF

 

[Peter_Out]

“One year ago today I started a magnificent relationship with a woman here.

It ended 6 months later after over 11000pms on here when she just closed her account after I said some awful regrettable things.



The suddenness was like a death. I went through the 7 stages of grief.



Everyone thinks I'm ok, but...



Today I sent a message to our old chat saying "Happy Hello Day. I miss you"

And now I'm crying about it all over again.”

Well, damn. That's almost got me crying as well. Big hugs, if welcome, to whoever both parties were.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I swear by the hair on my chinny chin chin that I have not ordered any sex toys since the great Dragon one.

Did you throw out all the others and become monogamous with that fire breather?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Is there a review of this? AFAF

... hrm... nah....

Did you throw out all the others and become monogamous with that fire breather?

Haha..no... g-spot wand gets used more than the Dragon.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

... hrm... nah....

Haha..no... g-spot wand gets used more than the Dragon.

Is this a confession? Is the dragon gonna be jealous?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

... hrm... nah....

Haha..no... g-spot wand gets used more than the Dragon.

How much horsepower your model have?

 

[Peter_Out]

If, hypothetically, someone had a confession to make, but couldn't even look at @crazychemgirl 's profile, how would they get it to her for publication?

 

[crazychemgirl]

“I miss my ex just because his family had very traditional Christmas gatherings where all the kids came home to the parents house and were spoiled. Even though it was only a few years it lingers in my head as some of the best Christmases I’ve had.”

 

[crazychemgirl]

“I'm old enough to remember the Pepsi Challenge. It was a blind taste test done in supermarkets where you had to pick Coca-Cola or Pepsi. Of course the strategy was to show the public just what they had misjudged and see the superior quality of Pepsi. I was 10 and my favorite flavor is free. Free soda? Don't mind if I do! Unfortunately, I chose Coke.

Every.

Single.

Time.

I had a pretty good racket going until the day a local news crew was filming. I was too shy to go up front but the reporter saw the cute kid and pulled me up to take the challenge. Again, I picked Coke but this time I was unaware of the bigger picture. The news lady said, "And it looks like Pepsi has won again folks!" I shook my head and started to protest but she looked at me like Satan himself was the producer and asked me with the most shark-like grin, "oh, haha that WAS Pepsi right?"

(I swallowed my fear and any self respect and just nodded blankly in the void in her eyes)”

 

[crazychemgirl]

“I’ve masturbated to the voice of a lit friend and I never told them.”

 

[TXRafe]

“I’ve masturbated to the voice of a lit friend and I never told them.”

well just tell me then...my dms are wide open

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

“I’ve masturbated to the voice of a lit friend and I never told them.”

Tell me.
I mean them.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

“I’ve masturbated to the voice of a lit friend and I never told them.”

Just once?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

“I’ve masturbated to the voice of a lit friend and I never told them.”

What's that pharma gal....
Elizabeth Holmes from Theranos

Good looking but that voice my gawd.

 

[Wriggle]

“I’ve masturbated to the voice of a lit friend and I never told them.”

@Pond_Dweller

 

[Hornymwtxn]

@Pond_Dweller

Is that your alter ego?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I know you all masturbated to my Texas accent and are just took chicken to confess to CCG

 

[MindYaBitness]

I know you all masturbated to my Texas accent and are just took chicken to confess to CCG

Dang it, you caught me wet handed!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Dang it, you caught me wet handed!

I thought it was the ta-ma-les that did it for you

 

[MindYaBitness]

I thought it was the ta-ma-les that did it for you

Nah. I'm more of a Taco Béll person

 

[Elle4u2use2]

The more I confess my kinks on Lit, the wetter I get.
And Ive submitted a new audio and poem this morning.
So

 

[Wriggle]

Is that your alter ego?

No - they know I masturbate to their voice notes because I tell them.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

No - they know I masturbate to their voice notes because I tell them.

Do you use headphones?

 

[Wriggle]

Do you use headphones?

Only with the Swedish lady, because she gives me asmr

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Only with the Swedish lady, because she gives me asmr

Oh ve