They already know.... by the lack of typos.
Is it really a moment to yourself if you’re messaging your poop friends about it?
Did you actually buy the eco-starred model though?
Only monkeys have poop friends.
A monkey talking about poop friends. Ironic huh?
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So that's what's on the quesadillas“So back when I was younger and had my first job at Taco Bell, I had a huge crush on a coworker. Everytime we passed one another, we would get a little handsy until one time we both ended up in the men's restroom and really started messing around. After awhile, he came in my mouth and then a minute later someone knocked on the door. It was a coworker with a huge grin on his face. He said he came to let me know that my boyfriend was on the phone waiting for me but he waited to tell me so we could finish first
That's not cho cheese it's mine“So back when I was younger and had my first job at Taco Bell, I had a huge crush on a coworker. Everytime we passed one another, we would get a little handsy until one time we both ended up in the men's restroom and really started messing around. After awhile, he came in my mouth and then a minute later someone knocked on the door. It was a coworker with a huge grin on his face. He said he came to let me know that my boyfriend was on the phone waiting for me but he waited to tell me so we could finish first
10 points for PB reference
*deletes message*Ew. Lol.
I confess to not being sad I don't have poop friends...
The only poop friends I have are the ones I text with when I am pooping.
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Welp. I may have a new hero.“I've lost count of how many people I've had sex with, and don't recall most of their names. If I had to guess, I would say it's somewhere in the 50s. And that's just actual sex. I'm one that considers oral or handies to be real sex, and if i did the number would be over 100, so we're just not going to go there
Ew. Lol.
I confess to not being sad I don't have poop friends...
Is this a humble brag?“I've lost count of how many people I've had sex with, and don't recall most of their names. If I had to guess, I would say it's somewhere in the 50s. And that's just actual sex. I'm one that considers oral or handies to be real sex, and if i did the number would be over 100, so we're just not going to go there
This is a judgement free zone.
Lies!
You and me both sister.Ew. Lol.
I confess to not being sad I don't have poop friends...
I think you’re alone or at least in the minority sister.
