Clean Your Room

No. Because I actually wash my hands. Hey...that's one of them...I remember now. Good hygiene!
 
Sooo. I just saw this. Clearly I have to visit more often if you're going to spread rumors about me...

Beachers doesn't get into bed with just any guy. I have standards... I forget what they are after all this time, but I have them. :D

maybe you should write them on the headboard of your bed....it would be convenient that way :D
 
What's is that on her leg? A bruise? Dirt? It that a jar of peanut butter on the floor?

I'm betting you could find a full feast on that floor. ;)

Not that I'd wanta eat it, mind you. Wouldn't even want to eat her to tell the truth. :D
 
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