Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes

[Sean Renaud]

They're on the other side of the portal. We need to build more Jaegers... like now.

Right now.

Radiation monster alarmist.

 

[AllyRose]

Radiation monster alarmist.

You say that now. But just wait... you'll hide behind your big damn wall and the monsters will come bursting through. Pretty soon your house will be destroyed, and you'll be forced to prostitute yourself to make a living.

 

[Sean Renaud]

You say that now. But just wait... you'll hide behind your big damn wall and the monsters will come bursting through. Pretty soon your house will be destroyed, and you'll be forced to prostitute yourself to make a living.

I say that based on firm scientific evidence! In fact the average lizard size has decreased steadily over the last 65 million years!

 

[AllyRose]

That's only because there's less oxygen in our atmosphere. The kaijus are getting smarter, and they will terraform this world to fit their needs.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

I say that based on firm scientific evidence! In fact the average lizard size has decreased steadily over the last 65 million years!

They may be getting smaller but they're getting more religious!

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/our-lord-and-savior-godzilla.jpg

 

[Sean Renaud]

They are also learning to set ambushes.

http://topnews.in/usa/files/Crocodiles_climbing_trees.jpg​

 

[AllyRose]

They're setting traps... and vacationing at the same time.

http://wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com/2015/03/alligator.jpg?w=620

 

[Sean Renaud]

You know how I know you're a woman? You talk about a trap and have a croc on the green. The traps are the sand silly!
Totally kidding.

That's an aligator on vacation in a trap!

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article8589494.ece/alternates/w620/alligator-golf2-ap.jpg​

But they still are small and not fire breathing! And that's not even Japan. So now that I have disproven nuclear danger for all time we should stop worrying and let Iran get the bomb!

 

[AllyRose]

Just because they haven't used their fire breath attacks doesn't mean they can't.

 

[Sean Renaud]

There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know.
-Ally Rose

Shit, she's right! We are doomed. DOOOMED.

 

[AllyRose]

[Wrong thread.]

 

[AllyRose]

http://images.askmen.com/1200x600/video/entertainment-and-celebrities/pacific-rim-transformers-vs-jaegers-1073853-TwoByOne.jpg​

 

[phrodeau]

Wrong thread again?