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[aussiegeekygal]

So far my favorite definition:

Arkansas Knuckleball, When engaging in intercourse with a woman from behind in the vagina, a quick, sudden and forceful penetration of the anus. Often occuring as an accident, it may also occur as a "How do you do!" to simply ring her bell.

”How do you do!”

I got hemorrhoids just reading that

 

[Trekka]

So far my favorite definition:

Arkansas Knuckleball, When engaging in intercourse with a woman from behind in the vagina, a quick, sudden and forceful penetration of the anus. Often occuring as an accident, it may also occur as a "How do you do!" to simply ring her bell.

”How do you do!”

Down here we call that The Brazilian Bartender
Or, the reason we no longer do tequila shots.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Brazilian Bartender is a much better name. Alliteration is the key to a good sex euphemism.

 

[Endless_Night]

I this thread.

The two fetish options unnerve me.

I mean, I can sort of see and decipher the rest, based on their color coding. (Except for the North Carolina Headbutt, perhaps. What type of heavy petting that could be I can't imagine. )

The two fetish, not so much.

Sure. I could google. I could.

But I feel certain I'll sleep better retaining my ignorance.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I this thread.

The two fetish options unnerve me.

I mean, I can sort of see and decipher the rest, based on their color coding. (Except for the North Carolina Headbutt, perhaps. What type of heavy petting that could be I can't imagine. )

The two fetish, not so much.

Sure. I could google. I could.

But I feel certain I'll sleep better retaining my ignorance.

I have to admit, this isn’t what I was expecting. The North Carolina Headbutt:
”When two men are going to town on a womans boobs and they get so carried away that they accidentally headbutt each other.”

Sorry to destroy your blissful ignorance, but my curiosity gets me every time.

 

[Endless_Night]

The North Carolina Headbutt is….

….surprisingly lame.


S'okay.

It was the two fetish one's that had me worried.

 

[hotwords229_A]

So only 5% of the guys are doing all the work. Typical millennials!

 

[Apisto42]

Down here we call that The Brazilian Bartender
Or, the reason we no longer do tequila shots.

Shame, I just cut up some limes…

 

[Endless_Night]

So only 5% of the guys are doing all the work. Typical millennials!

Now see, my question is why only millennial are being questioned? What about the rest of the population?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Now see, my question is why only millennial are being questioned? What about the rest of the population?

Can they even use a camera?
I kid. I kid.

 

[Trekka]

Shame, I just cut up some limes…

i read this as “cut up some lines”
Whew i been livin’ in Miami too long

 

[Endless_Night]

I was sent an…errr…appendage pic once. Unasked, but by someone I was e-seeing. (Or thinking about e-seeing.)

I was…let's go with taken aback.

Which I said, in no uncertain terms. While I was debating whether to click the link, they -

SENT IT TO SOMEONE ELSE

Chaos ensued.

CHAOS

Oh, man.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I was sent an…errr…appendage pic once. Unasked, but by someone I was e-seeing. (Or thinking about e-seeing.)

I was…let's go with taken aback.

Which I said, in no uncertain terms. While I was debating whether to click the link, they -

SENT IT TO SOMEONE ELSE

Chaos ensued.

CHAOS

Oh, man.

I sent you my boobs once

 

[Endless_Night]

I sent you my boobs once

Yes. You did.

But I was expecting them. And you didn't immediately send them to someone else.


(They were WONDROUS by the way, for anyone that's wondering. )

 

[Trekka]

I sent you my boobs once

Same?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Same?

True. But something tells me you don't hesitate to click on links on PMs...

Now, granted, I accidentally posted my gif to load and not link #rookiemistake #orwasit

 

[Apisto42]

I was sent an…errr…appendage pic once. Unasked, but by someone I was e-seeing. (Or thinking about e-seeing.)

I was…let's go with taken aback.

Which I said, in no uncertain terms. While I was debating whether to click the link, they -

SENT IT TO SOMEONE ELSE

Chaos ensued.

CHAOS

Oh, man.

Hm, then I suppose I shouldn’t send the album to you, trekka and AGG tonight like I was planning to.

Inserts and all.

 

[Endless_Night]

Wait.

You're saying she sent you MY picture?


(I kid, I kid. )

 

[aussiegeekygal]

A whole freaking album? Hear that, Trekka?

Go, grab the PAM!

 

[Trekka]

True. But something tells me you don't hesitate to click on links on PMs...

Now, granted, I accidentally posted my gif to load and not link #rookiemistake #orwasit

I do not hesitate. I click fearlessly. Wantonly, even.

Hm, then I suppose I shouldn’t send the album to you, trekka and AGG tonight like I was planning to.

Inserts and all.

Inserts?!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I searched high and low for PAM and am drastically too bougie.

 

[Apisto42]

I do not hesitate. I click fearlessly. Wantonly, even.



Inserts?!

Cross posting

 

[Endless_Night]

I searched high and low for PAM and am drastically too bougie.

Omg.

 

[Endless_Night]

Cross posting

I am so tempted to click that link.

SO TEMPTED

But, alas, previous experience.


(And by previous experience I mean Little Sister. Talking about innocence lost. )

 

[Apisto42]

Damn, missed opportunity. I should have LS’ed that link. It’s perfectly innocent.