Cock Map

[Endless_Night]

Okay, that's not as graphic as I was hoping

I am deeply disappointed to have deeply disappointed you.

Deeply.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I am deeply disappointed to have deeply disappointed you.

Deeply.

As deep as the Loch Ness Monster?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I am deeply disappointed to have deeply disappointed you.

Deeply.

As deep as the Loch Ness Monster?

 

[Endless_Night]

As deep as the Loch Ness Monster?

Deeper.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

The back of my eyeballs just got very excited

 

[Endless_Night]

I feel that deserves a snappy comeback.




Somebody needs to get in here and make one.

 

[Endless_Night]

Where is at Hotwords or default when you need 'em?


(We need a Lit bat signal. )

 

[hotwords229_A]

Can anyone explain how this is going to work?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Where is at Hotwords or default when you need 'em?


(We need a Lit bat signal. )

Sorry I’m late I was just jacking it to Loch Ness porn. Looks like I should have come here first!

 

[Endless_Night]

Can anyone explain how this is going to work?

This is the one that gave you pause? This?

Oh, man.


As an aside, this author has the worst covers ever! I mean, admittedly I'm a tad ignorant on mermaid biology, but I feel fairly certain those human/fish ratios aren't quite right. Not to mention the weird bendiness....

 

[Endless_Night]

I've heard that Nessie can be very shy

From the book *ahem* descriptions, I suspect Nessie has been taking assertiveness courses.

 

[Endless_Night]

Sorry I’m late I was just jacking it to Loch Ness porn. Looks like I should have come here first!

*privately wonders if this is true*

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Looks at his hands. And tongue. (Neither of which are actually in this picture, but a girl can dream...)

This is the one that gave you pause? This?

Oh, man.


As an aside, this author has the worst covers ever! I mean, admittedly I'm a tad ignorant on mermaid biology, but I feel fairly certain those human/fish ratios aren't quite right. Not to mention the weird bendiness....

 

[hotwords229_A]

This is the one that gave you pause? This?

Oh, man.


As an aside, this author has the worst covers ever! I mean, admittedly I'm a tad ignorant on mermaid biology, but I feel fairly certain those human/fish ratios aren't quite right. Not to mention the weird bendiness....

The photoshoppiness is as cut and paste as it gets.
And yes, he is bent in an unholy manner and, judging from the waves, he is also hovering over the sand?
It seems like a Merman would be fish from the thighs down, not the waist.

 

[Endless_Night]

The photoshoppiness is as cut and paste as it gets.
And yes, he is bent in an unholy manner and, judging from the waves, he is also hovering over the sand?
It seems like a Merman would be fish from the thighs down, not the waist.

Ohhhhhhh! You were talking about the cover.

Yep. The merman is, hands (tail? ) down, the worst.

As far as...errr...mechanics, I'm sticking with Nessie.

1) Kraken: Tentacles. So, you know, some people are into that and there's like *stuff* to put...you know.... (I can't keep talking about this. *jets*)
2) Merman: Hands and tongue as Aussie so aptly pointed out. *nods*
3) Flying Dutchman: I think it's the ghost crew soooo....ghostly erotica, maybe?
4) Octopus: Tentacles. Again. *covers eyes*
5) Nessie: Ummm. ................


I feel like I've thought about this more than is healthy.

 

[hotwords229_A]

The merman would also not need to come up for air.
Also, the Flying Dutchman might be a term for a perverted sex act. I’d be careful with that one.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Do the images influence your number?

 

[Lady2020]

Interesting thread name.

 

[Endless_Night]

Do the images influence your number?

I don't think the pictures are aligned correctly with the numbers. I mean, I have never seen a predominantly hetero guy assume the posture of 2. One the other hand, I've had a couple of very gay friends for whom striking that pose might be considered second nature.

To match up, I'd switch the pics around. Like...0, 1, 4, 3, 2, 5, 6.

That would be assuming stereotypes, I guess? Isn't that what they were going for?

But what do I know?


Edited to Add: Why is the exclusively heterosexual dude the only one that's fully dressed? And why, come to think of it, are they increasingly less dressed the more homosexual they lean?

This is a really confusing map.

 

[Endless_Night]

Interesting thread name.

I fear the subject matter has wandered far and wide since the thread naming/inception.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Edited to Add: Why is the exclusively heterosexual dude the only one that's fully dressed? And why, come to think of it, are they increasingly less dressed the more homosexual they lean?

I think it’s generally accepted knowledge that gay men are naked all the time and straight men dress like Michael Myers without the mask.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Interesting thread name.

I fear the subject matter has wandered far and wide since the thread naming/inception.

The subject matter wandered starting on page two—into an interesting direction.

 

[MedicalMuse]

this thread is a hidden gem.

 

[parker77]

The subject matter wandered starting on page two—into an interesting direction.

drifting subject matter? if considered properly, all conversation here concerns the male genitalia. maybe not so much the map part tho.

what amazes me is its lifespan.

 

[Endless_Night]

I think it’s generally accepted knowledge that gay men are naked all the time and straight men dress like Michael Myers without the mask.

Dilema solved.

what amazes me is its lifespan.

Yikes! It is getting on a bit.

Must be the timeless subject matter.