Cock Map

[Lord Pmann]

I’ll even put out

This is the part I really care about.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

This is the part I really care about.

Welp. I’m your huckleberry

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Sucks to suck, middle America

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Sucks to suck, middle America

How is Missouri more progressive than Kansas?! Make it make sense

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

How is Missouri more progressive than Kansas?! Make it make sense

I mean Kansas isn't a bastion for liberal ideals, I'm certain that Hawley and co are going to push for it in Mizzou asap

 

[Lord Pmann]

Sucks to suck, middle America

I’m doing my part and watching enough to make up for all those states.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I’m doing my part and watching enough to make up for all those states.

 

[Lord Pmann]

*hi five*

On second thought… maybe just a thumbs up.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

*hi five*

On second thought… maybe just a thumbs up.

A thumbs up? Where's your sense of adventure?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

A thumbs up? Where's your sense of adventure?

He was describing his penis

 

[Lord Pmann]

A thumbs up? Where's your sense of adventure?

I didn’t say thumbs up WHERE now, did I?

I’m just kidding. No thumbs up any orifice.

 

[Lord Pmann]

He was describing his penis

If it were the thumbs of a lowland gorilla, maybe.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I didn’t say thumbs up WHERE now, did I?

I’m just kidding. No thumbs up any orifice.

Only because the angle is wrong

 

[Lord Pmann]

Only because the angle is wrong

I know. That little bitch angel sits on my shoulder and says things like, “Don’t stick things like thumbs in her butt. Only stick them in her pussy.”

But she’s totally wrong, in my opinion.

Oh… you said angle.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I know. That little bitch angel sits on my shoulder and says things like, “Don’t stick things like thumbs in her butt. Only stick them in her pussy.”

But she’s totally wrong, in my opinion.

Oh… you said angle.

On this angels and devils agree. Always stick a thumb in her butt.

 

[Lord Pmann]

On this angels and devils agree. Always stick a thumb in her butt.

You heard it here, ladies. It’s okay. I don’t want the damned thumb police running swabs on me. I’ve got permission from the ladies’ spokesperson.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You heard it here, ladies. It’s okay. I don’t want the damned thumb police running swabs on me. I’ve got permission from the ladies’ spokesperson.

Sounds like if it ever backfires(heh... ew) then I think we know who to send the complaints to

 

[Lord Pmann]

Sounds like if it ever backfires(heh... ew) then I think we know who to send the complaints to

Yes. They’ll come up to LadyL, gingerly walking like a cowboy and give her the business.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Yes. They’ll come up to LadyL, gingerly walking like a cowboy and give her the business.

If they’re complaining, you’re doing it wrong

 

[Lord Pmann]

If they’re complaining, you’re doing it wrong

I said it earlier… the thumbs of a lowland gorilla.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

If they’re complaining, you’re doing it wrong

Word.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Nothing to do now but start getting busy.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Nothing to do now but start getting busy.

I like being smart but not this much

 

[hotwords229_A]

I like being smart but not this much

I was just about to put my balls in a paint mixer to get everything stirred up nice and fresh.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Florida looks like a cock. I live in Florida. Do the math.