Cock Map

[aussiegeekygal]

Urban dictionary is wasted on you two

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Urban dictionary is wasted on you two

I’m completely and totally ok with missing out in this case

 

[Endless_Night]

Wow. I just skimmed the last four pages.

That is a LOT of links.




Nope.

*jets*

 

[hotwords229_A]

It’s like we share a brain because I asked the same question

The answer is no. Apparently this vacuum is not optimally sized for little Pmann and the threat of getting stuck wasn’t worth it.

You’d really think with all the stupid extra vacuum attachments that no one ever uses, that there would be multiple dick sized ones to choose from

Awwwww that's a shame

I can see it now. The new luber Hoover, for getting into all those tight places and wide open spaces

I’m telling you, the Fleshlight people and the Shop Vac people need to get together and make this product!

It’s a multi-million dollar idea!

It would be nice to have another vacuum fucker around this place.

I have mentioned that I did stick it in a Shop Vac once. I turned it on, it sucked around my cock and I shut it off immediately. It was the most terrifying half second of my life!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Goddammit. I miss all the good shit...

I missed it too.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Here are my shorts, motherfuckers. @aussiegeekygal

https://ibb.co/F6rkJbx

 

[hotwords229_A]

Here are my shorts, motherfuckers. @aussiegeekygal

https://ibb.co/F6rkJbx

And the whitest sneakers in history!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

And the whitest sneakers in history!

Word on the street is he cleans them with cum.

 

[Lord Pmann]

And the whitest sneakers in history!

Would you expect me to have dirty sneakers?

Word on the street is he cleans them with cum.

I never share my secretes. Excuse me... secrets.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Word on the street is he cleans them with cum.

I’ve heard it’s like dirt lube…everything just slides right off.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’ve heard it’s like dirt lube…everything just slides right off.

And it smells like bleach

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Here are my shorts, motherfuckers. @aussiegeekygal

https://ibb.co/F6rkJbx

You are so cute

 

[hotwords229_A]

Would you expect me to have dirty sneakers?

I would not.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You are so cute

Tell me more.

 

[Apisto42]

Urban dictionary is wasted on you two

I’m going to stop clicking your links from now on.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m going to stop clicking your links from now on.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’m going to stop clicking your links from now on.

Is it a thirst trap, or downright filth?
You won't know unless you click

 

[Lord Pmann]

Is it a thirst trap, or downright filth?
You won't know unless you click

At best, it’s filthy hippie content. At worst, it’s Little Sister style content.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

At best, it’s filthy hippie content. At worst, it’s Little Sister style content.

My bald beaver would like a word

 

[Apisto42]

Is it a thirst trap, or downright filth?
You won't know unless you click

My bald beaver would like a word

No bald beaver observed in emoji.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Tell me more.

I love your shorts . And you. I’ll just say it. I love you Pmann. You make me kick my feet and giggle at my phone and because of this I garner suspicious looks from the housekeeper

 

[Lord Pmann]

I love your shorts . And you. I’ll just say it. I love you Pmann. You make me kick my feet and giggle at my phone and because of this I garner suspicious looks from the housekeeper

Quoting so you can’t go back and change it later once you’ve sobered up.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Quoting so you can’t go back and change it later once you’ve sobered up.

I always stand by my convictions dammit!!!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I always stand by my convictions dammit!!!!

Awwww. She likes me.

But don’t flirt too much or we will get a sticky made for us like the annoying couple.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Awwww. She likes me.

But don’t flirt too much or we will get a sticky made for us like the annoying couple.

You know I like you Martha. But I’m not worried about lit sticky coupling us. Lits first and third darling? Hollywood tabloid conjecture. But I mean , I’ll play my part… I’ll even put out