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[aussiegeekygal]

And just how many people do you know that have been taken out by anacondas?

 

[Endless_Night]

I feel there might be a story here . . . .

Possibly.


But still! Not fully digested!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I feel there might be a story here . . . .

Possibly.


But still! Not fully digested!

There was mastication

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm thinking you may have missed the euphemism

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm thinking you may have missed the euphemism

Oh!

I'm an idiot.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Oh!

I'm an idiot.

To be fair, Australians have to be well versed on dangerous wildlife

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[Endless_Night]

To be fair, Australians have to be well versed on dangerous wildlife

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Dammit, Aussie!

I made it almost all the way through before I realized it was a euphemism!


There are days when I am reasonably bright.

And days I am so not.

 

[Photog1rl]

Oh!

I'm an idiot.

I went there right along with you

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

I thought of the trouser snake first and then when I saw the other responses, I thought it was real and then I thought I was a terrible person!

So I’m glad it was about
My anaconda dont
My anaconda dont
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hon

 

[LadyLascivious1]

So I’m glad it was about
My anaconda dont
My anaconda dont
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hon

This is what was going through my head as soon as Aussie mentioned anaconda

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh, really. *raises eyebrow*

And just how many people do you know that have been taken out by sharks, alligators, crocodiles, hippopotamuses, anacondas, lions, tigers, or bears?

I'll wait.

The real list is all the people I can’t know now because they were eaten by all those creatures!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I just want to say I love you all

 

[Azuldrgon]

Little known fact:
The year that song came out, I was back near my hometown on the East Coast.
My friends and I worked at a summer camp and we were off one night and blared that song while trying to reenact certain scenes.
Picture a bald me (getting ready to go into the military) wearing the shades and trying to look like the bodyguard.
That video always reminds me of this and makes me smile.

 

[Endless_Night]

Little known fact:
The year that song came out, I was back near my hometown on the East Coast.
My friends and I worked at a summer camp and we were off one night and blared that song while trying to reenact certain scenes.
Picture a bald me (getting ready to go into the military) wearing the shades and trying to look like the bodyguard.
That video always reminds me of this and makes me smile.

Hey, Azul. Nice to see you. *waves*

 

[Endless_Night]

The real list is all the people I can’t know now because they were eaten by all those creatures!

So, this is a postulating of hypothetical *knowing* of creature eaten people?

I feel like we're moving into the esoteric.


This thread goes so many places.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Hey, Azul. Nice to see you. *waves*

*hugs*

 

[hotwords229_A]

To be fair, Australians have to be well versed on dangerous wildlife

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I thought of the trouser snake first and then when I saw the other responses, I thought it was real and then I thought I was a terrible person!

So I’m glad it was about
My anaconda dont
My anaconda dont
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hon

This is what was going through my head as soon as Aussie mentioned anaconda

The trouser snake in its natural habitat.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

The trouser snake in its natural habitat.

I’m holding out for a Hotwords trouser snake pic

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’m holding out for a Hotwords trouser snake pic

Me too.

 

[Endless_Night]

The trouser snake in its natural habitat.

Dude!!!


I am ignoring all references to people who I know having trouser ... pics.

La la lala la.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Dude!!!


I am ignoring all references to people who I know having trouser ... pics.

La la lala la.

It’s nothing more than you could see at the beach or pool.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It’s nothing more than you could see at the beach or pool.

It's entirely too much penis.

You know that, right?

 

[hotwords229_A]

It's entirely too much penis.

You know that, right?

If I had a dime for every time a woman told me that I’d have five cents.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

It's entirely too much penis.

You know that, right?

It does look rather hefty

 

[hotwords229_A]

It does look rather hefty

I wonder if he is hard and just has one that points down.
If it’s flaccid then