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[Lord Pmann]

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You don't have to tell me twice

That's very domestic looking. Very nice. It goes with two of my fetishes... MILFs and VILFs.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That's very domestic looking. Very nice. It goes with two of my fetishes... MILFs and VILFs.

Wait until I tell you the best part

I'm Australian

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Will you please get naked too?
(I just want to stare at your boobs)

Of course. I assumed naked was the official dress code.

You can stare at my boobs any time

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Of course. I assumed naked was the official dress code.

You can stare at my boobs any time

What about more than staring? This is all science related, I just think it needs a more hands-on approach

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What about more than staring? This is all science related, I just think it needs a more hands-on approach

We need measurement tools!
Shit, all I've got are calipers. They may work to measure @Lord Pmann dick, but @LadyLascivious1 boobs are bigger than they can handle

Anyone have a better idea?

 

[Apisto42]

We need measurement tools!
Shit, all I've got are calipers. They may work to measure @Lord Pmann dick, but @LadyLascivious1 boobs are bigger than they can handle

Anyone have a better idea?

Tailors’ measuring tape. It’s supple and can measure large items.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Tailors’ measuring tape. It’s supple and can measure large items.

Welcome to the party.
Remove your pants

 

[Apisto42]

Welcome to the party.
Remove your pants

What pants?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I can actually very easily imagine @aussiegeekygal getting all scientific about about precise measurements while @deefalttwunnyfor’s dick is in the vacuum and my boobs are in everyone’s face… and it’s making me laugh uncontrollably.

 

[Bbl87]

Tailors’ measuring tape. It’s supple and can measure large items.

Sturdy ruler for length.
Tailors tape for girth.

Don't look at me, I just know things...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Wait until I tell you the best part

I'm Australian

Crikey.

Of course. I assumed naked was the official dress code.

You can stare at my boobs any time

Does this extend to the OG vacuum fucker?

We need measurement tools!
Shit, all I've got are calipers. They may work to measure @Lord Pmann dick, but @LadyLascivious1 boobs are bigger than they can handle

Anyone have a better idea?

This is about right.

 

[Apisto42]

I can actually very easily imagine @aussiegeekygal getting all scientific about about precise measurements while @deefalttwunnyfor’s dick is in the vacuum and my boobs are in everyone’s face… and it’s making me laugh uncontrollably.

I can very easily imagine @LadyLascivious1 sitting on my face while all the rest of it is going on…

 

[Lord Pmann]

I can very easily imagine @LadyLascivious1 shitting on my face while all the rest of it is going on…

FYP.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Crikey.



Does this extend to the OG vacuum fucker?




This is about right.

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That's a yard stick dude

And you call yourself an engineer

 

[Apisto42]

FYP.

I don’t think that’s her kink.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don’t think that’s her kink.

I'm lost. What's FYP (and why am I suddenly feeling very old??)

 

[Lord Pmann]

That's a yard stick dude

And you call yourself an engineer

That’s a hunk of bamboo.

 

[Apisto42]

I'm lost. What's FYP (and why am I suddenly feeling very old??)

Fixed your post. He thought he was being funny changing “sitting” to “shitting”.

Humor fail. Rare for him, but even geniuses fuck it up occasionally.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don’t think that’s her kink.

You’d be surprised what she’ll do behind closed doors.

I'm lost. What's FYP (and why am I suddenly feeling very old??)

Fixed Your Post. Welcome to the internet circa 2008.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That’s a hunk of bamboo.

That welts more than a regular yardstick

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Welcome to the internet circa 2008.

Welp. I fell in at the FIFY moment, whenever that was...

 

[LadyLascivious1]

FYP.

https://www.***********/scl/fi/p9ddrvv7mxycd0y1p3wk9/IMG_6280.gif?rlkey=5l3ebantnsodvp4kpmcl94r8v&raw=1

 

[Lord Pmann]

That welts more than a regular yardstick

I wouldn’t know. I’m vanilla.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

You’d be surprised what she’ll do behind closed doors.

I’m a dirty bird, but have a strict separation of sex and elimination rule

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I’m a dirty bird, but have a strict separation of sex and elimination rule

Saaaaaaaaaaame