Cock Map

[hotwords229_A]

It's a radiation physics term

Whew!
Backscatter just should never be used in a sentence about anal!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Whew!
Backscatter just should never be used in a sentence about anal!

I'm going to write a book just so this can be my dedication to you

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm going to write a book just so this can be my dedication to you

Then it can be recorded in the anals of history!

 

[Endless_Night]

I really hope we have someone around to take a picture and capture that scenario for posterity.

I will call it “When FOMO meets Extreme Escapism.”

Wait.

THERE ARE GOING TO BE PICTURES

 

[Endless_Night]

I thought you didn’t like cum?

Clavicle or below, thank you very much

*chest bump*

I believe this is an historic first. In all of my time on Lit, I have never backed away from looking something up, or clicking on a suspicious link.

But backscatter? . . . NOPE!

This is an historic first!!

Said as one who's experienced secondhand trauma from your link clicking.

(I feel like this needs to be marked in the Lit historic documents. )

 

[hotwords229_A]

Wait.

THERE ARE GOING TO BE PICTURES

Pictures? I was thinking IMAX 3-D!

 

[awired50]

19cm

 

[Endless_Night]

Pictures? I was thinking IMAX 3-D!

Okay. It may be the residual effects of my anesthesia, but -

Is it possible that @hotwords229_A is secretly writing a script for a new horror movie with all off us as characters to be filmed in IMAX 3-D?

Slasher? Monster?

Splatter?

Will there be a Final Girl?

My money is on @aussiegeekygal. She seems tough enough to make it to the end.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

My money is on @aussiegeekygal. She seems tough enough to make it to the end.

Who, me?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Okay. It may be the residual effects of my anesthesia, but -

Is it possible that @hotwords229_A is secretly writing a script for a new horror movie with all off us as characters to be filmed in IMAX 3-D?

Slasher? Monster?

Splatter?

Yes. It’s like The Blob, a monster from outer space lands in a small town and takes over the good townsfolk.

It’s called The Buttfucker! (The exclamation mark is part of the title).
It fucks people—in the butt. In 3-D!

I guess it could be called a splatter film, because, you know, when you hit that prostate just right SPLATTER (or so I’ve heard).

Will there be a Final Girl?

My money is on @aussiegeekygal. She seems tough enough to make it to the end.

Yes, Aussie is the only one to not be fucked in the butt. However, just when we think she escaped unharmed, while flying her helicopter to safety, her eyes glow red as she puts on her strap-on having succumbed to the monster’s influence.

And she flies to a new town to corrupt more virgin butts from sea to shining sea.

Watch the skies!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Psst- Aussie likes to be fucked in the butt.

Just in case that ever comes up in pub trivia

 

[hotwords229_A]

Psst- Aussie likes to be fucked in the butt.

Just in case that ever comes up in pub trivia

So you can also serve as a technical advisor.
Perfect!

 

[Endless_Night]

Who, me?

Whoa. Aussie totally wins Final Girl role.

Psst- Aussie likes to be fucked in the butt.

So, I am the only person on Lit who does not have Skype or has experienced posterior sex? Because that's what I am hearing . . . .

*files under things I have learned over last week*

* * *

I am going back to bed.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I've only had anal sex a handful of times.

I'm... particular.

And yeah, I have Skype. But I think I use it very differently to most others?

 

[Endless_Night]

And yeah, I have Skype. But I think I use it very differently to most others?

How do you use it?

#nosy

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How do you use it?

#nosy

I send voice memos to pmann and then ignore him for years

 

[Endless_Night]

I send voice memos to pmann and then ignore him for years

Isn't that how everyone uses it?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I found this map interesting.

North America HATES condoms. (I get it)
Outside of that, it's kinda interesting how regions chose demographics that mirrored themselves. Also, Australia, what are you doing

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Also, Australia, what are you doing

Conversions, duh

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Conversions, duh

I love that I've been tagging and PMing you all over, but Cock Map is what got you in here

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I love that I've been tagging and PMing you all over, but Cock Map is what got you in here

I was following the notifications
Must have been in reverse chronological order.

 

[Endless_Night]

Cartoons? That looks to be . . . Mongolia?

Cartoons = hentai?

I am . . . per usual, confused.

 

[Endless_Night]

Also - per a recent conversation. You're welcome.

(Wow. That picture is unexpectedly enormous! )

 

[hotwords229_A]

I found this map interesting.

North America HATES condoms. (I get it)
Outside of that, it's kinda interesting how regions chose demographics that mirrored themselves. Also, Australia, what are you doing

Hunks?
How is that a category?
Wouldn’t that apply more to the porn stars than the category of porn they’re in?

 

[Endless_Night]

As is so often, I'm not sure what a twink is, but I'm afraid to google.