Cock Talk

[Taegul]

Socks should only be in a bed if one is feeling ill. Otherwise, it is close to an actual crime.

I am so confused by this.

What the fuck else am I supposed to masturbate in to?!?!

 

[jason28053]

A LordPman spotting?

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[Endless_Night]

Like this! Enny safe

Oh! I just spit out my mineral water!

Awesome.

 

[Endless_Night]

nope.
you n me, darlin.
sisters in footwear & footwear accessory enthusiasm 4 life.

No, you're not. I'm very puzzled by my reaction to them. But there's been a reaction. Dammit.

I feel so vindicated.

 

[Apisto42]

Socks should only be in a bed if one is feeling ill. Otherwise, it is close to an actual crime.

Have you ever lived up north? It gets really fucking cold. I’ve done it while wearing socks, long underwear (top and bottoms) and fucking long sleeved shirt. Otherwise it was too fucking cold.

Turn up the heat you say? It was a 100 year old house and I was broke from buying it. Heat bill was already through the roof.

We made it happen anyway.

 

[Endless_Night]

Have you ever lived up north? It gets really fucking cold. I’ve done it while wearing socks, long underwear (top and bottoms) and fucking long sleeved shirt.

I amazed you managed at all. That's some serious dedication.

 

[Hyacinthus151]

That’s when a wood fireplace is magical. Thick blanket on the warm tile in front and the flicker of the fire light

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Have you ever lived up north? It gets really fucking cold. I’ve done it while wearing socks, long underwear (top and bottoms) and fucking long sleeved shirt. Otherwise it was too fucking cold.

Turn up the heat you say? It was a 100 year old house and I was broke from buying it. Heat bill was already through the roof.

We made it happen anyway.

I do like my men resourceful

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Whassat????!?!

Oh, sock collection… my mistake.

Come here to me with that filthy mind


(I got those, too)

 

[Hyacinthus151]

I do like my men resourceful

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[aussiegeekygal]

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Build me a fire and I'll come lie in your lap in front of it.
I'm a simple girl who enjoys the simple pleasures most.

 

[deft]

Come here to me with that filthy mind


(I got those, too)

This is why I love you.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Does @Lord Pmann want to discuss hosiery in the bedroom, as well?

Finally... something Pmann WOULD want to discuss.

But these cannot be socks, unless they are sexy socks. We are talking about thigh highs, here, aren't we???

 

[Hyacinthus151]

Build me a fire and I'll come lie in your lap in front of it.
I'm a simple girl who enjoys the simple pleasures most.

Don’t mind me, I will be outside chopping wood all day

 

[LeSabreur]

Wait wait...I'm still trying to figure this out.

Cocks, socks.

So it's a rhyming thread?

 

[Lmizzler]

Wait wait...I'm still trying to figure this out.

Cocks, socks.

So it's a rhyming thread?

Mostly Dr Suess style.

Cocks in socks staying away from Rocks.
Or Cocks in bed without tops or socks.
Cock talk about everything including socks.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Willy Warmers. They exist.

 

[jason28053]

Willy Warmers. They exist.

This @EvaLane

 

[hotoldrguy]

Finally... something Pmann WOULD want to discuss.

But these cannot be socks, unless they are sexy socks. We are talking about thigh highs, here, aren't we???

I think they were referring to the man's incident with the hoover....

 

[Apisto42]

Willy Warmers. They exist.

‘Merica is the greatest! My little trad wife knitted this fer me. Ain’t it just grand!

 

[Apisto42]

I amazed you managed at all. That's some serious dedication.

Where’s there’s a wang, there’s a way.

 

[Wand3rlust]

69.

That's numberwang.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Willy Warmers. They exist.

Hmm, I'm not great at crochet, but I bet I could custim embroider these things & make a fortune!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Willy Warmers. They exist.

This makes me miss sassy

She and I mused about knitting these for the poor, cold cocks of lit

 

[aussiegeekygal]