Cock Talk

*waves hello from the sunshine state*

this is why im willing to fry like bacon for half the year
whilst dodging hurricanes and skin cancer
lighting santeria candles with my mother
to protect our homes from being whisked away 🤣

--> i'm actually gonna go swimming in the pool in a bit!

all yall are welcome to join 😘

seriously though, the annual seasonal decrease in the number of minutes of daylight hits here too, and it impacts me, and my mood, even here, at jimmy buffet level latitudes. i cannot fathom living somewhere that's significantly further north.
But, the bugs, sooooo many bugs! I'll deal with winter if it means I'm not getting eaten alive my the local fauna. (Plus, I was in Hawaii in early December, and it just felt weird having warm weather while Christmas music was playing)
 
I can’t imagine how uncomfortable those old sock-holder-uppers were.
My legs itch just looking at them.
Those are garters
The same technology for our thigh highs
And old school sanitary napkins

Funny how only one of these are considered "sexy"

(I actually do find sock garters kinda hot)

Whoah, baby these are hot! (Enny safe)

This whole conversation reminds me of when we were musing about bedding garters, too
 
Why the sick hate, why care about socks at all? In the moment I'm focusing on him, us, enjoying it all. Whether or not his or my socks have been removed is the very ladt thing on my mind!
I think I project my discomfort of wearing socks in bed onto to everyone else.
It means I’m a self involved prick, but a fun one, so it’s okay. 😎
 
Me & my friends had a "business socks" Christmas party, years ago, because of this song. It was awesome!
Your friends sound amazing
I think I might have just added something to my sexual bucket list.

Having sex on a Wednesday after the foreplay of brushing my teeth, while wearing business socks and listening to Business Time.
Oddly specific but not at all difficult to pull off.
 
I think I might have just added something to my sexual bucket list.

Having sex on a Wednesday after the foreplay of brushing my teeth, while wearing business socks and listening to Business Time.
Oddly specific but not at all difficult to pull off.
I can easily picture this. After you take out the recycling, of course (that's not part of it, but it's very important) You dramatically walk into the bedroom in just your socks (and sock suspenders) and announce in your best New Zealand accent, "It's Business time!"
 
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Am I the only one who kinda likes the sock suspenders? 🤔

nope.
you n me, darlin.
sisters in footwear & footwear accessory enthusiasm 4 life. ✊🏼

I can easily picture this. After you take out the recycling, of course (that's not part of it, but it's very important) You dramatically walk into the bedroom in just your socks (and sock suspenders) and announce in your best New Zealand accent, "It's Business time!"

this is the best mental image 😆😆😆
 
I can easily picture this. After you take out the recycling, of course (that's not part of it, but it's very important) You dramatically walk into the bedroom in just your socks (and sock suspenders) and announce in your best New Zealand accent, "It's Business time!"
I think they are called sock garters? 🤷🏻‍♂️ 😝
 
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