Come on, Come on!

[Boxlicker101]

Usually I refer to it as cum or semen in a narrative. If it is in dialogue, the man would probably call it jazz or juice. That first might be a little old-fashioned.

I also refer to it in a descriptive way such as: "She pressed her tongue against his cock to squeeze out more of the thick fluid." That would be the throat yogurt type.

 

[carsonshepherd]

My boyfriend and I call it jizz all the time. "Hey, there's jizz on this shirt" etc.

 

[Rhys]

heh. and here I thought you called it milk

 

[yui]

Also, in reference to male or female bodily fluids, anything "chunky" is out. *wince*

Gak! Ewwww! Run! Run!

 

[yui]

My boyfriend and I call it jizz all the time. "Hey, there's jizz on this shirt" etc.

I'll bet Clinton wishes he had said, "Hey, there is jizz on this dress" etc.

 

[carsonshepherd]

heh. and here I thought you called it milk

And I thought you called it cream...

 

[Celtic Princess]

Cream/milk


It does a body good.

 

[stingray61]

Human Honey or....


Cum, or hot white sticky love piss is often extruded from the male phallus when he reaches an orgasm. Affectionatly known as 'burping the worm' or 'blowing your nuts'this can be acheived in a number of ways.
Namely when the phallus or spam javlin is caressed in a vigourous and well exercised manner or inserted into a females vagina or panty hamsterand rammed home.

Women can experience 'cuming' too but they have the ability to mask it from whomever they are with. And often do so forthwith.


lol I googled it. speaking of goo lol

baby juice
ejaculate
man-o-naise

 

[shereads]

Namely when the phallus or spam javlin is caressed in a vigourous and well exercised manner or inserted into a females vagina or panty hamsterand rammed home.

Spam javlin.



Panty hamster.



There's no emoticon for how much I'm laughing here.

 

[Boota]

Throat yogurt is impressively bad! I love it and I can't wait to use it. As a matter of fact, I just wrote a scene in my new novel where it might actually work. Bad taste is kind of my forte'.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I haven't seen any mention of my own favorite: "ejaculate", used as a noun. It's such a rich and wicked-sounding word.

You might also consider "eructation", meaning that which is eructated, or belched forth. (To be honest, the dictionary defines eructation as a belch, but hell, who's going to know?)

You've got to be careful with that one, but if you mention "his pearlescent eructation glistening against the black band at the top of her stocking," I think there's a place for it.

The word "seed" also has a kind of perverse biblical grandeur about it too, and rich or copious "spendings" were a popular Victorian euphemism.

Any of these are better than "baby batter" or those other terms, which are essentially kind of snide and adolescent-sounding, unless that's the effect you're going for.

---dr.M.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I haven't seen any mention of my own favorite: "ejaculate", used as a noun. It's such a rich and wicked-sounding word.

You might also consider "eructation", meaning that which is eructated, or belched forth. (To be honest, the dictionary defines eructation as a belch, but hell, who's going to know?)

You've got to be careful with that one, but if you mention "his pearlescent eructation glistening against the black band at the top of her stocking," I think there's a place for it.

The word "seed" also has a kind of perverse biblical grandeur about it too, and rich or copious "spendings" were a popular Victorian euphemism.

Any of these are better than "baby batter" or those other terms, which are essentially kind of snide and adolescent-sounding, unless that's the effect you're going for.

---dr.M.

You favor "ejaculate" but find fault with "semen"?

I have used "ejaculated" but never any form as a noun.

I think I used "seed" only once in the context that the man was a bible thumper and he was trying to impregnate his wife. He was a very unpleasant man and she was taking birth control polls to prevent it.

I've never used "spend" or any form of the word in narrative but characters are liable to use anything in dialogue.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I haven't seen any mention of my own favorite: "ejaculate", used as a noun. It's such a rich and wicked-sounding word.

You might also consider "eructation", meaning that which is eructated, or belched forth. (To be honest, the dictionary defines eructation as a belch, but hell, who's going to know?)

You've got to be careful with that one, but if you mention "his pearlescent eructation glistening against the black band at the top of her stocking," I think there's a place for it.

The word "seed" also has a kind of perverse biblical grandeur about it too, and rich or copious "spendings" were a popular Victorian euphemism.

Any of these are better than "baby batter" or those other terms, which are essentially kind of snide and adolescent-sounding, unless that's the effect you're going for.

---dr.M.

I'm partial to "ejaculate" as well. It does have a nice ring to it. I used the word "seed" a few times in a 15th century story I wrote and it it seemed to fit well there, though I doubt I'd use it in modern fiction.

Thanks to everyone who contributed so far, keep them coming.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Human Honey or....


Cum, or hot white sticky love piss is often extruded from the male phallus when he reaches an orgasm. Affectionatly known as 'burping the worm' or 'blowing your nuts'this can be acheived in a number of ways.
Namely when the phallus or spam javlin is caressed in a vigourous and well exercised manner or inserted into a females vagina or panty hamsterand rammed home.

Women can experience 'cuming' too but they have the ability to mask it from whomever they are with. And often do so forthwith.


lol I googled it. speaking of goo lol

baby juice
ejaculate
man-o-naise

Lmao! hot white sticky love piss. Oh my god.

and Sher with the Spam javelin! Lol. If only there were an olympics for convenience foods...

 

[rikaaim]

Cocksnot?

You go me laughing so hard I'm choking over here. That's the best thing writen on these threads in weeks.

 

[Kassiana]

"Sperm" does it for me.

 

[shereads]

In the roleplay forum, the most fun I've had was with a tongue-in-cheek Victorian theme. First, there's something so richly naughty about the Victorians' don't-ask-don't-tell relationship with sex. Socially acceptable attitudes toward sexual congress, and what was going on in those underground gaming hells, the townhomes of all those mistresses and underground publications like The Pearl. were at such extreme ends of the niceness spectrum that a modern shrink would have had a field day. Even hot Victorian sex is inherently funny.

Best of all, the vocabulary of Victorian pornography is so precious, it's almost impossible to write a conversation without half a dozen accidental double entrendres.

Sexual congress.

Just typing it makes me giggle.

P.S: One of the signs you've been indulging a more-than-typical interest in pornography is when you pass a new lamps-and-chandeliers store called "Pego" and you're the only person in the car who laughs.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Even hot Victorian sex is inherently funny.

I've always wanted to write a story set in Victorian times, but undressing a women then seems so daunting that I dont think I'll ever tackle it. All those buttons...

 

[yui]

I've always wanted to write a story set in Victorian times, but undressing a women then seems so daunting that I dont think I'll ever tackle it. All those buttons...

I thought they just tossed up the petticoats and the bloomers had a convenient slit in them. You know, "lightskirts", or some such name for "round heeled" women of the day. *snort* "Round heels" – I have a mental picture me of elaborately dressed weebles.

I may be mixing the wrong vernacular with the wrong period, though.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I thought they just tossed up the petticoats and the bloomers had a convenient slit in them. You know, "lightskirts", or some such name for "round heeled" women of the day. *snort* "Round heels" – I have a mental picture me of elaborately dressed weebles.

I may be mixing the wrong vernacular with the wrong period, though.

It's okay, anytime anyone one says weebles I laugh.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I thought they just tossed up the petticoats and the bloomers had a convenient slit in them. You know, "lightskirts", or some such name for "round heeled" women of the day. *snort* "Round heels" – I have a mental picture me of elaborately dressed weebles.

I may be mixing the wrong vernacular with the wrong period, though.

I've seen porno flicks set in those times such as "Autobiography of a Flea" and stories about Janine and usually they just move the petticoats out of the way and pull off whatever would get in the way. In whorehouse scenes, the women might actually be naked but not otherwise. The men would usually just drop their pants and underwear but not even unbutton their coats or vests.

 

[Celtic Princess]

I ran across a new description:


protein-laced gift



It's so tame it's funny...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I ran across a new description:


protein-laced gift



It's so tame it's funny...

Brilliant, and it's not even in violation of my diet, lol.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Bump to the semen thread for SNP. Or is it the spluge thread? Manjuice? Hmm.

 

[SweetVA]

You go me laughing so hard I'm choking over here. That's the best thing writen on these threads in weeks.

My 13 year old is wondering what the heck I'm laughing about.. it's gotta be some cover-up to the being "under someone" post she read earlier (yes, I DID read that, Mom, don't try to hide it now!).....

VA