Come on, Come on!

[OhMissScarlett]

My favourite was Celtic Princess and her 'protein-laced gift'. Now I've used 'hot offering' before but never 'protein-laced gift'.

 

[yui]

My favourite was Celtic Princess and her 'protein-laced gift'. Now I've used 'hot offering' before but never 'protein-laced gift'.

"Protein-laced gift" sounds like the perfect choice in a formal situation.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

"Protein-laced gift" sounds like the perfect choice in a formal situation.

Being a low carb dieter myself, it sounds as if someone is delivering a wonderful pot roast to the hostess.

 

[yui]

Being a low carb dieter myself, it sounds as if someone is delivering a wonderful pot roast to the hostess.

Or—gak, gak, gak—a protein man-shake. Ewwwwwww!

 

[rgraham666]

It's low in sodium as well.

 

[yui]

It's low in sodium as well.

Next thing, you will be telling me it's a protein-laced miracle gift that's good for my complexion…

 

[LadyJeanne]

It's so endearing how proud men are of their protein packed penis potion. Look, it's delicious AND nutritious! Yum, yum, lick my cum.



(the frog seems to be back...i had to use it.)

 

[Boxlicker101]

Next thing, you will be telling me it's a protein-laced miracle gift that's good for my complexion…

Hey, Yui,
Go to this site. You may be surprised.

http://www.salon.com/sex/feature/2002/06/19/semen/

 

[logophile]

When I was in highschool there was a guy a grade above me who wrote five books about a character he named Spurt. He took 5 regular ruled notebooks and filled each with a separate story about a guy with a constant hard whose cum had supernatural abilities. Every page had at least 5 different names for cum. He was disturbed, but that's beside the point.

Oh, did I mention that he wrote them as poems? They all rhymed!

Everytime he'd finish a new one, we'd pass it around the cafeteria covertly and laugh hysterically. The only euphimism I can clearly recall is ...

Hot Steaming Bowl of Sexual Custard.

Ewww!