Comments that leave you shaking your head

[ADirtyPerv]

Anonymous comments by registered users have always left me shaking my head. I have never left an anonymous comment, especially when they tell me how I should arrange my words to make them happy

That reflex kills me. Can't you just trust an author? Rate it after, like / dislike, whatever. But telling them what to write is aggravating. "I didn't like..." is very different than "You need to..."

 

[Katie_Mae]

Ow thank you! They are indeed all coming from the forum side. Going to turn that thing off then. Thanks a lot!

More than welcome!

The way I figured it out (aside from having never posted a story, because I think I also hadn't posted on the forums yet either) was one of the DMs gave the method away. He said he'd seen me in the online user list, and it was at that point I realised that guys would just go through the online user list on the forums and DM anyone with a female-coded name.

Turning that setting off for me really helped, hopefully it does for you too

 

[OddLove]

I mostly get 'When is the next part?' comments. But sometimes, like the most recent one, I get something like,

Hey I don't care about this character, and I like what that other character did, and you should do more of this or that kink, also, when is the next part coming out?

It's oddly flattering because they have some sort of love/hate relationship with my story, but it's confusing.

 

[Katie_Mae]

I mostly get 'When is the next part?' comments. But sometimes, like the most recent one, I get something like,

Hey I don't care about this character, and I like what that other character did, and you should do more of this or that kink, also, when is the next part coming out?

It's oddly flattering because they have some sort of love/hate relationship with my story, but it's confusing.

They love something about your story, but not every single aspect, or, perhaps, their focus isn't the same as yours. Which is normal. They're using "you should" to mean "I'd like" which is somewhat annoying. But I'd consider that a very positive comment- they love it enough to comment, to write their own "head version" and to be waiting excitedly for the next part.

 

[pink_silk_glove]

I mostly get 'When is the next part?' comments. But sometimes, like the most recent one, I get something like,

Hey I don't care about this character, and I like what that other character did, and you should do more of this or that kink, also, when is the next part coming out?

It's oddly flattering because they have some sort of love/hate relationship with my story, but it's confusing.

When someone says, " you should have done this or should have done that ..." it basically means that this person has a fantasy and he want you to write it for him. You didn't do that so he's a bit miffed. What he really should do is get off his ass and write his own fantasy.

Now it's a lot different if someone says, "I would have preferred if ... but still enjoyed," or, "I don't believe that character x would have done that in the context of your plot." That kind of stuff is (potentially very) good feedback.

 

[Lumiere_Amie]

Well, I suppose it’s a good thing that I don’t claim to be a good author. I guess their idea of a perfect story would be, “We fucked.”

Anonymous
Whoever gave you the idea to add more words to sections one through four was an idiot. Succinct is always better. Long-winded gets old very fast. All of these chapters should have been less words. A good writer can tell the story completely in less words...

 

[MillieDynamite]

What a stupid comment.

Well, I suppose it’s a good thing that I don’t claim to be a good author. I guess their idea of a perfect story would be, “We fucked.”

Anonymous
Whoever gave you the idea to add more words to sections one through four was an idiot. Succinct is always better. Long-winded gets old very fast. All of these chapters should have been less words. A good writer can tell the story completely in less words...

 

[Lumiere_Amie]

What a stupid comment.

Well, they never claimed to be a genius.

 

[Zootonius]

Well, I suppose it’s a good thing that I don’t claim to be a good author. I guess their idea of a perfect story would be, “We fucked.”

Anonymous
Whoever gave you the idea to add more words to sections one through four was an idiot. Succinct is always better. Long-winded gets old very fast. All of these chapters should have been less words. A good writer can tell the story completely in less words...

That scene from the movie Amadeus, came to mind,

Emperor Joseph II, speaking to Mozart: And there are simply too many notes, that's all. Just cut a few and it will be perfect.

 

[AlexFourways]

That scene from the movie Amadeus, came to mind,

Emperor Joseph II, speaking to Mozart: And there are simply too many notes, that's all. Just cut a few and it will be perfect.

It comes down to style. You can give the reader the full build-up in a full cinematic description, or just say...

I was lying on Diego, with his cock in my pussy, and I orgasmed again as Carlos’s long dick slid deep into my throat at the same time that Emile's prick slammed into my arse. I was well and truly airtight! Just as I wanted to be!

Yes, all the information is there, but the reader has a lot of imagination work to do, and is that very erotic?

 

[TheLobster]

What a stupid comment.

Agree. It’s “fewer words,” after all, not less!

Yes, all the information is there, but the reader has a lot of imagination work to do, and is that very erotic?

Maybe if one’s fetish is convoluted, run-on sentences.

 

[Unblemished]

All I’ll say is that I don’t think I’ll ever get much use out of the How To forum.

 

[Lifestyle66]

I sometimes use Viagra, and my wife (my muse) often gives me one-liners which I use in my stories. Last night, she said something which every man wants to hear.

Usually referring to her own vagina in third person as "she", my wife was about to go outside to the hot tub, when she announced:

"She's getting it tonight, so I'd suggest YOU take a pill!"


Now, I have to find a way to write that into a story!

 

[Comshaw]

I got one from my old buddy Anon.

"That's it ?? No ending,no ass plundering, no pregnancy, NOT EVEN PUPPIES ??? WTF !?!?!?"

Apparently, I didn't wrap the story up the way they wanted it to be. Damn, I hate when I do that.

Comshaw

 

[YmaOHyd]

OK but if I thought I was going to get puppies and there weren't puppies I'd be mad, so that one's on you.

 

[MillieDynamite]

I like to use ambiguous endings at times. And yes, that gets complaints. But did they ever think that there might be a part two someday? Too many complaints about not finishing the story ensure it won't have a second part. Because we all have those times when we don't know what will happen next, and nothing ever comes from what we worry over.

 

[Statius]

I like to use ambiguous endings at times. And yes, that gets complaints. But did they ever think that there might be a part two someday? Too many complaints about not finishing the story ensure it won't have a second part. Because we all have those times when we don't know what will happen next, and nothing ever comes from what we worry over.

Facts. Have a series like that myself. Finished 3, published, wanted to write a fourth, deleted every time I started it; hated it every time. No idea if I'll ever write it or not.

 

[MillieDynamite]

So many sequels hanging, I can't count them all. First Contact, Written in Blood, and The Case of the Rich Man's Wife, to name only three.

 

[StillStunned]

So many sequels hanging, I can't count them all.

Let me guess...

Written in Blood,

Edited in Blood?

 

[MillieDynamite]

I started to reply to a poster's reply to my last comment, and the comment disappeared!!!

No, the I can't get started syndrome.

Let me guess...

Edited in Blood?

 

[MillieDynamite]

What I wanted to say to them was...Oh, thanks for the compliment, but I ain't that good. And those were all up for sale way before they came here. So, it's several years of neglect on my part. I'm such a slacker.

 

[EmilyMiller]

chasbo38 about 4 hours ago
It may be fashionable for a woman to go through life screwing any man who smiles at her. So many Liberotica authors are fascinated by this type of female character.

Unfortunately I have never met one. But then maybe my smile is not the right kind of smile.

However unless such a woman is partial to condoms she may be loaded with germs not pleasant to have.

EmilyMiller less than a minute ago
@chasbo38 - thank you for taking the time to post a considered comment in which you lay out your worldview. I will pay you the compliment of reciprocating.

First up, what are you doing on a sex site? You seem to have a weird, 1950s, pseudo-moralistic, and frankly misogynistic outlook. I note that - as is common with people who think like you - you fail to mention any of the men involved getting ‘germs.’ You disapproval is reserved for the female protagonist, the guys get a pass, because of… well there doesn’t seem to be a reason.

As for the story, it’s fabricated, with some real elements. But I’ve fornicated with multiple men (and fewer women). Know how many ‘germs’ I have got as a result? Zero. Know how many regrets I have? Same number. And the quantum of fucks I give about disapproval of my behavior is… well you get the picture.

You have felt entitled to offer your opinion publicly, so I assume you have no problem with me doing the same. My opinion is you masturbated to this story and then felt bad about doing so. You then projected your own repressed guilt onto the author. I suggest you find a new hobby.

 

[old_prof]

chasbo38 about 4 hours ago
It may be fashionable for a woman to go through life screwing any man who smiles at her. So many Liberotica authors are fascinated by this type of female character.

Unfortunately I have never met one. But then maybe my smile is not the right kind of smile.

However unless such a woman is partial to condoms she may be loaded with germs not pleasant to have.

EmilyMiller less than a minute ago
@chasbo38 - thank you for taking the time to post a considered comment in which you lay out your worldview. I will pay you the compliment of reciprocating.

First up, what are you doing on a sex site? You seem to have a weird, 1950s, pseudo-moralistic, and frankly misogynistic outlook. I note that - as is common with people who think like you - you fail to mention any of the men involved getting ‘germs.’ You disapproval is reserved for the female protagonist, the guys get a pass, because of… well there doesn’t seem to be a reason.

As for the story, it’s fabricated, with some real elements. But I’ve fornicated with multiple men (and fewer women). Know how many ‘germs’ I have got as a result? Zero. Know how many regrets I have? Same number. And the quantum of fucks I give about disapproval of my behavior is… well you get the picture.

You have felt entitled to offer your opinion publicly, so I assume you have no problem with me doing the same. My opinion is you masturbated to this story and then felt bad about doing so. You then projected your own repressed guilt onto the author. I suggest you find a new hobby.

I have to admit I may channeled your fan. I was just listening to my WIP novel being read to me just before I saw this. This excerpt (between two college first year women in this case during the first week of classes) has a familiar ring to it.

Of course he enjoyed it last night. He’s a fucking guy. That’s all they want out of life. And I’m sure half the guys in the class now know you’re the class slut. Do you fuck em and suck em, or is it only your mouth on the menu?”

“I didn’t think a blow job was that big of a deal.”

“You really don’t get it, do you? All the guys will now expect that they can just smile at you and you will suck them off.

The woman who is getting berated is one of the two FMC of the story. The other character in this dialogue has no further speaking parts in the story after this exchange. Although FMC does get to gloat over her discomfort later.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I have to admit I may channeled your fan. I was just listening to my WIP novel being read to me just before I saw this. This excerpt (between two college first year women in this case during the first week of classes) has a familiar ring to it.



The woman who is getting berated is one of the two FMC of the story. The other character in this dialogue has no further speaking parts in the story after this exchange. Although FMC does get to gloat over her discomfort later.

I think sex positivity is a generational thing. Why should women be ashamed of having sex for fun? I can think of no good reason. And the double standard with guys is kinda

 

[ADirtyPerv]

I think sex positivity is a generational thing. Why should women be ashamed of having sex for fun? I can think of no good reason. And the double standard with guys is kinda

I feel like it's not much better with any of the new generations, either.