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Some songs...

Humphrey the Blue-Nosed Pumpkin

You know pumpkins are orange and grow on a vine,
Baked in a pie, they taste mighty fine,
But have your heard,
Of a pumpkin quite absurd as...?

Humphrey the Blue-Nosed Pumpkin
Had a very obvious nose.
And if you ever saw it,
You might even say it shows.

All of the other pumpkins,
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Humphrey
Play in any pumpkin games. Then one foggy Hallow's Eve,
The Great Pumpkin did say,
"Humphrey, with your nose so blue,
You'll make all the ghosts say BOO!"

Then all the pumpkins loved him,
And they shouted out with glee,
"Humphrey, the Blue-Nosed Pumpkin,
You'll go down in history!"


She'll Be Riding on a Broomstick

She'll be riding on a broomstick when she comes.
She'll be riding on a broomstick when she comes.
She'll be riding on a broomstick
She'll be riding on a broomstick
She'll be riding on a broomstick when she comes.

We will warm up the big black kettle when she comes.
We will warm up the big black kettle when she comes.
We will warm up the big black kettle
We will warm up the big black kettle
We will warm up the big black kettle when she comes.

She will cook small toads and spiders when she comes.
She will cook small toads and spiders when she comes.
She will cook small toads and spiders
She will cook small toads and spiders
She will cook small toads and spiders when she comes.

We will feed all the ghosts and goblins when she comes
We will feed all the ghosts and goblins when she comes
We will feed all the ghosts and goblins.
We will feed all the ghosts and goblins
We will feed all the ghosts and goblins when she comes

 
Re: Some songs...

rosylady said:
Humphrey the Blue-Nosed Pumpkin

You know pumpkins are orange and grow on a vine,
Baked in a pie, they taste mighty fine,
But have your heard,
Of a pumpkin quite absurd as...?

Humphrey the Blue-Nosed Pumpkin
Had a very obvious nose.
And if you ever saw it,
You might even say it shows.

All of the other pumpkins,
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Humphrey
Play in any pumpkin games. Then one foggy Hallow's Eve,
The Great Pumpkin did say,
"Humphrey, with your nose so blue,
You'll make all the ghosts say BOO!"

Then all the pumpkins loved him,
And they shouted out with glee,
"Humphrey, the Blue-Nosed Pumpkin,
You'll go down in history!"


She'll Be Riding on a Broomstick

She'll be riding on a broomstick when she comes.
She'll be riding on a broomstick when she comes.
She'll be riding on a broomstick
She'll be riding on a broomstick
She'll be riding on a broomstick when she comes.

We will warm up the big black kettle when she comes.
We will warm up the big black kettle when she comes.
We will warm up the big black kettle
We will warm up the big black kettle
We will warm up the big black kettle when she comes.

She will cook small toads and spiders when she comes.
She will cook small toads and spiders when she comes.
She will cook small toads and spiders
She will cook small toads and spiders
She will cook small toads and spiders when she comes.

We will feed all the ghosts and goblins when she comes
We will feed all the ghosts and goblins when she comes
We will feed all the ghosts and goblins.
We will feed all the ghosts and goblins
We will feed all the ghosts and goblins when she comes

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LOL...Those are great Rosy...:D
 
*Pulling off a daring witchjacking and using her ride to sweep up the place and get it into bumpable shape*
 
Halloween Definitions

Coffin:
What you do when you get a piece of
popcorn stuck in your throat.

Frankenstein:
Hot dog and a mug of beer.

Full moon:
What your repairman reveals when
he bends over to fix your fridge.

Goblin:
How you eat the snickers bars
you got for Halloween.

Boogieman:
Guy who passes time at a
stoplight picking his nose.

Invisible Man:
What a guy becomes when there's housework
to be done. Also, see Mr. Hyde.

Jack O' Lantern:
An Irish Pumpkin.

Jack the Ripper:
What Jack does to his lottery tickets
after losing each week.

Mummy:
Who kisses the boo-boo after
you scrape your knee.

Pumpkin Patch:
What a pumpkin wears when
trying to quit smoking.

Skeleton:
Any supermodel.

Vampire Bat:
What Dracula hits a baseball with.

Zombie:
What you look like before that
first cup of morning coffee.
 
Top Ten Halloween Movies Playing in Times Square


10. Ride My Broomstick

9. Return of the Trouser Mummy

8. It's the Great Pumpkin, Divine Brown!

7. Frankenstein Meets the Swedish Exchange Student

6. The Aliens From `Independence Day' Doin' It!

5. Jack O'Lapdance

4. Friday the 13th Part 7: Jason Comes Out of the Closet

3. I Was a Teenage Werewolf Hired By a Wealthy Widow to Do Some Yardwork

2. Tom Brokaw's Halloween Sexfest

1. Poltergeist In My Pants
 
Top Ten Rejected Ways to Die in the New Halloween Movie


10. Old age.

9. Really, really, really big paper cut.

8. Pop rocks and soda.

7. Head explodes while trying to figure out why a movie called "Halloween" is coming out the first week of August -- am I right, people?

6. Beaten to death with chair by a hillbilly on "Jerry Springer."

5. Assassinated by John Wilkes Booth.

4. Crunched between fantastically strong thighs of Ms. Suzanne Somers.

3. Running with scissors.

2. Heart attack after being surprised by wife Hillary in oval office.

1. Laughing to death at joke on The Late Show.
 
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