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cookiejar said:Top Ten Rejected Ways to Die in the New Halloween Movie
10. Old age.
9. Really, really, really big paper cut.
8. Pop rocks and soda.
7. Head explodes while trying to figure out why a movie called "Halloween" is coming out the first week of August -- am I right, people?
6. Beaten to death with chair by a hillbilly on "Jerry Springer."
5. Assassinated by John Wilkes Booth.
4. Crunched between fantastically strong thighs of Ms. Suzanne Somers.
3. Running with scissors.
2. Heart attack after being surprised by wife Hillary in oval office.
1. Laughing to death at joke on The Late Show.
cookiejar said:Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is A Wizard
10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. You say, "Do you think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. Your child gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash --
6. He wears shiny red satin robes -- and you're just praying he's a wizard
5. Favorite discount electronics chain: The Wiz
4. Refers to Halloween as "amateur night"
3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His homework ate the dog
1. You catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand
cookiejar said:Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is A Wizard
10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. You say, "Do you think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. Your child gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash --
6. He wears shiny red satin robes -- and you're just praying he's a wizard
5. Favorite discount electronics chain: The Wiz
4. Refers to Halloween as "amateur night"
3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His homework ate the dog
1. You catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand

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