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ruminator
An unusual mind
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Hey, is this where the party is?
I looked into one thread and got tagged bigtime.
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OK, where is everybody hiding?
I looked into one thread and got tagged bigtime.
http://jfixits.tripod.com/rumin/skull76.gif
OK, where is everybody hiding?
http://d21c.com/AnnesPlace/Hal/GhostBoo2.gifruminator said:Already did, and I got there just in time........looked to me like you were getting ready start another new game.
I caught you pretty quick.
Nice neeeners btw
by the way TAG.
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Three vampires walk into a bar. The waitress comes up to them and
asks them what they'll have. ?
The first vampire says, (Transylvanian accent inferred) "I'll have a glass of O Positive."
The second vampire says, "I'll have a glass of AB Negative."
The third vampire says, "I'm the designated driver. I'll just have a glass of plasma."
The waitress turns toward the bartender and yells,
"Gimme two bloods and one blood lite!"
*************
Bobbing Apples: What happens when you leave your bra off while running.
Boogieman: Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.
Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.
Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer.
Full moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.
Goblin: How you eat the Snickers bars you got for Halloween.
Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde."
Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.
Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.
Mummy: Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.
Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
Skeleton: Any supermodel.
Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with.
Witch: See "Mother-in-Law."
Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.
http://home.rica.net/bronco/m1pf50g8.gif
Three vampires walk into a bar. The waitress comes up to them and
asks them what they'll have. ?
The first vampire says, (Transylvanian accent inferred) "I'll have a glass of O Positive."
The second vampire says, "I'll have a glass of AB Negative."
The third vampire says, "I'm the designated driver. I'll just have a glass of plasma."
The waitress turns toward the bartender and yells,
"Gimme two bloods and one blood lite!"
*************
Bobbing Apples: What happens when you leave your bra off while running.
Boogieman: Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.
Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.
Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer.
Full moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.
Goblin: How you eat the Snickers bars you got for Halloween.
Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde."
Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.
Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.
Mummy: Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.
Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
Skeleton: Any supermodel.
Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with.
Witch: See "Mother-in-Law."
Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.
http://home.rica.net/bronco/m1pf50g8.gif
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his system upset. Upon making several false-alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest was another, and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the hell was that all about?"
Still staring down, the drunk replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost!"
******************
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit.
One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm the Devil," she responded.
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister."
http://www.toons.artie.com/halloween/arg-jack-o-zut-35p-trk-flip-url.gif
Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the hell was that all about?"
Still staring down, the drunk replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost!"
******************
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit.
One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm the Devil," she responded.
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister."
http://www.toons.artie.com/halloween/arg-jack-o-zut-35p-trk-flip-url.gif
One dark night two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut
through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were
startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling
with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the
headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death
we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were
startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling
with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the
headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death
we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
omahaman2
Here's your sign
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FUNNY HALLOWEEN TOMBSTONE
Justin Tyme
Yetta Nother
Barry A. Live
Dawn Under
Ted N. Buried
Yul B. Next
Bill M. Later
Lefty B. Hynde
Kerry M. Off
Fester N. Rott
Reid N. Weep
Sue D. Bum
Jess Gough
Barry M. Deep
U.R. Gone
Otta B. Alive
Mummy B. Ware
Will B. Back
Berry D. Hatchet
R.U. Next
Dr. Izzy Gone
Emma Ghost
M.T. Tomb
Justin Tyme
Yetta Nother
Barry A. Live
Dawn Under
Ted N. Buried
Yul B. Next
Bill M. Later
Lefty B. Hynde
Kerry M. Off
Fester N. Rott
Reid N. Weep
Sue D. Bum
Jess Gough
Barry M. Deep
U.R. Gone
Otta B. Alive
Mummy B. Ware
Will B. Back
Berry D. Hatchet
R.U. Next
Dr. Izzy Gone
Emma Ghost
M.T. Tomb
Take this quiz...
http://www.betterhaunts.com/hauntquiz/
I'm ....
You are The Raven ! You're all about literary allusion, but you don't like to talk about it much. In fact, you don't talk about anything much, because you're a bird. You are an excellent guide, but you tend to stay out of the thick of any activity that's going on. You believe in letting people have a little fun before you tell 'em the party's over!
http://www.betterhaunts.com/hauntquiz/
I'm ....
You are The Raven ! You're all about literary allusion, but you don't like to talk about it much. In fact, you don't talk about anything much, because you're a bird. You are an excellent guide, but you tend to stay out of the thick of any activity that's going on. You believe in letting people have a little fun before you tell 'em the party's over!
I am....You are Madame Leota! Spells, chants, clairvoyance, managing your own haunted orchestra...it all comes so easily to you! You are the envy of your seance, er - SOCIAL - circle because you can levitate so much and yet STILL manage to lose your head!
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omahaman2
Here's your sign
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You are The Ghost Host! Let's face it, your charm lies in your voice. It's commanding...it's sinister...it's attractive...it's disembodied! You enjoy entertaining and guiding others, but you like to do it on your own terms, from the shadows. This doesn't seem to bother anyone. In fact, your dark sense of humor keeps people coming back over and over for more fun and frivolity!
JennyOmanHill
trying hard to be mindful
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Me and Rosy
http://www.betterhaunts.com/hauntquiz/leotaquiz.jpg
Oman:
http://www.betterhaunts.com/hauntquiz/ghosthostquiz.jpg
We make a good pair!
(No wonder I can't get a clear picture of you!)
omahaman2 said:
http://www.betterhaunts.com/hauntquiz/leotaquiz.jpg
Oman:
http://www.betterhaunts.com/hauntquiz/ghosthostquiz.jpg
We make a good pair!
(No wonder I can't get a clear picture of you!)
Re: Me and Rosy
Lol...you make a fantastic couple...
JennyOmanHill said:http://www.betterhaunts.com/hauntquiz/leotaquiz.jpg
Oman:
http://www.betterhaunts.com/hauntquiz/ghosthostquiz.jpg
We make a good pair!
(No wonder I can't get a clear picture of you!)
Lol...you make a fantastic couple...
