Corrupt The Wish

[Kyle2182]

Ha! I don't mind.



Granted, but the vines have been infested with pests.

I wish I could have cake anywhere and any time I wanted.

I kind of just want to grant this as I wish I could have the same thing. But if we are playing by the rules... then it is granted but you have to eat the cake with spaghetti chopsticks.

I wish I had telepathic skills...

 

[Twlightdreamer]

I kind of just want to grant this as I wish I could have the same thing. But if we are playing by the rules... then it is granted but you have to eat the cake with spaghetti chopsticks.

I wish I had telepathic skills...

Granted, but you only get to hear other people's thoughts when they're using the bathroom.

I wish I could change the weather.

 

[C5MiGuy]

Granted, but you only get to hear other people's thoughts when they're using the bathroom.

I wish I could change the weather.

Granted, but everyone knows it's you and shows up at your house to complain.

I wish people would get back to me.

 

[MedicalMuse]

They do, but only to give you advice on cats.

I wish I owned my own island

 

[Twlightdreamer]

They do, but only to give you advice on cats.

I wish I owned my own island

Granted, it'd be a leper colony off the coast of Italy.

I wish I had a submarine.

 

[C5MiGuy]

Granted, it'd be a leper colony off the coast of Italy.

I wish I had a submarine.

Granted, but the hatch won't seal.

I wish I would have learned to play a musical instrument.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Granted. You only play the kazoo

I wish for quiet

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Granted. You only play the kazoo

I wish for quiet

Done, except everything sounds like misquitoes buzzing close to your ears.

I wish I had more umph today.

 

[Kyle2182]

Done, except everything sounds like misquitoes buzzing close to your ears.

I wish I had more umph today.

Done, but now you are fueled by procrastination.

I wish we had safe and speedy space travel.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Done, but now you are fueled by procrastination.

I wish we had safe and speedy space travel.

Granted, but everyone left Earth and you missed the ship.

I wish I was braver.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Granted, but everyone left Earth and you missed the ship.

I wish I was braver.

Granted. You're now Super Dave Osborne.


I wish I wasn't a premature ejaculator.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Granted. You're now Super Dave Osborne.


I wish I wasn't a premature ejaculator.

Granted. Now you can't cum at all.

I wish I had a nice car.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Granted, but now you're blind and can't drive it.

I wish my house cleaned itself

 

[C5MiGuy]

Granted, but now you're blind and can't drive it.

I wish my house cleaned itself

Granted, but EVERYTHING in it is stainless steel. Even the linens.

I wish, there were less rings in this world.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Granted. Now people get fingers cut off in place of rings.

I wish I had a huge library full of books I want to read.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Granted, but EVERYTHING in it is stainless steel. Even the linens.

I wish, there were less rings in this world.

Granted- less rings as in no dounuts, washers, wedding bands, etc... And the world collaspes around ya.

I wish it would storm!

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Granted. Now people get fingers cut off in place of rings.

I wish I had a huge library full of books I want to read.

Ep! Sorry, didn't mean to skip ya- Granted. You end up like the guy in Twilight Zone and are unable to read any of the books due to your glasses breaking.

 

[Ask For More]

Granted- less rings as in no dounuts, washers, wedding bands, etc... And the world collaspes around ya.

I wish it would storm!

Granted, but you get struck three times by lightning while bringing in your laundry.

I wish for a better car

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Granted, but you get struck three times by lightning while bringing in your laundry.

I wish for a better car

The car would have the IQ of a genius and start WWIII all while you're stuck behind the steering wheel crying like a baby.

I wish a friend would stop by the house to say hi.

 

[Ask For More]

The car would have the IQ of a genius and start WWIII all while you're stuck behind the steering wheel crying like a baby.

I wish a friend would stop by the house to say hi.

Your friend stops by but she brings the bitch that used to bully you in school, and you have a nervous breakdown while regressing back to your childhood.

I wish I could sleep better

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Your friend stops by but she brings the bitch that used to bully you in school, and you have a nervous breakdown while regressing back to your childhood.

I wish I could sleep better

Granted- you end up sleeping through the next 40 years of your life.

I wish my box of wheat thins was never empty.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Granted- you end up sleeping through the next 40 years of your life.

I wish my box of wheat thins was never empty.

Granted. It's always filled with cockroaches and ants, infesting the entire house over time.


I wish my tongue was double jointed.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Granted. It's always filled with cockroaches and ants, infesting the entire house over time.


I wish my tongue was double jointed.

Granted, but the joints are poorly constructed and prone to rusting.

I wish I didn't sneeze so much.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Granted, but now your nose is always stuffy.

I wish I had a professional chef at my disposal

 

[codex954]

Granted, but the joints are poorly constructed and prone to rusting.

I wish I didn't sneeze so much.

Granted, since you just lost 70% of your nose in a rhinoplasty gone horribly wrong.

I wish my apartment would clean itself.