Corrupt The Wish

[MedicalMuse]

Granted. Now it locks itself and won't let you in, lest you make a mess.

I wish I had a chef to cook for me.

 

[C5MiGuy]

Granted. Now it locks itself and won't let you in, lest you make a mess.

I wish I had a chef to cook for me.

Granted, but it's Gordon Ramsey and he bitches at you all through dinner.

I wish I had better timing.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Granted, but it's Gordon Ramsey and he bitches at you all through dinner.

I wish I had better timing.

Granted. Your timing is fantastic, but you always say the wrong thing.

I wish my dogs would quit shedding

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Granted. Your timing is fantastic, but you always say the wrong thing.

I wish my dogs would quit shedding

granted but now you can't deflea them.


I wish I could pick some winning numbers.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Granted, but I had my phone disconnected.

I wish I wasn't hungry

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Granted, but I had my phone disconnected.

I wish I wasn't hungry

lol! good one.

granted but now you're seriously bloated.



I wish it was tomorrow.

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

lol! good one.

granted but now you're seriously bloated.



I wish it was tomorrow.

Granted, but the wish keeps recycling itself. No you don't get stuck in a loop where you're always going to what would have been the next day in a sense similar to 'Groundhog Day', but instead, keep flinging further into the future til you're at the end of time.

I wish I could go sky diving.

 

[MTPersson]

Granted, but the wish keeps recycling itself. No you don't get stuck in a loop where you're always going to what would have been the next day in a sense similar to 'Groundhog Day', but instead, keep flinging further into the future til you're at the end of time.

I wish I could go sky diving.

Granted but your parachute gets left on the plan. Memory like a goldfish lol

I wish that the sun would keep shining.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Granted but your parachute gets left on the plan. Memory like a goldfish lol

I wish that the sun would keep shining.

:oof:: constant sun.

But bring your parka. Alaska can be mighty chilly.

I wish dust didn't accumulate on my wood furniture

 

[Indienne]

:oof:: constant sun.

But bring your parka. Alaska can be mighty chilly.

I wish dust didn't accumulate on my wood furniture

Granted, but now your furniture is infested with termites.

I wish my nail polish wouldn't chip.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

:oof:: constant sun.

But bring your parka. Alaska can be mighty chilly.

I wish dust didn't accumulate on my wood furniture

Granted. Your furniture now somehow finds itself accumulating mucus instead.

I wish one of the winning powerball tix from last night's drawing was mine!

 

[NotHisLady]

Granted, but now your furniture is infested with termites.

I wish my nail polish wouldn't chip.

Granted!
You now have a perfect, permanent manicure in a lovely shade of puce

Granted. Your furniture now somehow finds itself accumulating mucus instead.

I wish one of the winning powerball tix from last night's drawing was mine!

Granted!
One of those tickets is yours. It is presently in the possession of a Catholic nun who plans to give all the proceeds to a church orphanage. Go get it!


I wish I knew what I was getting for my birthday on Sunday

 

[dutchrain]

Granted, but now your furniture is infested with termites.

I wish my nail polish wouldn't chip.

Granted!
You now have a perfect, permanent manicure in a lovely shade of puce




Granted!
One of those tickets is yours. It is presently in the possession of a Catholic nun who plans to give all the proceeds to a church orphanage. Go get it!


I wish I knew what I was getting for my birthday on Sunday

Granted, I hope you like the new socks.

I wish I had more summer clothes.

 

[Indienne]

Granted, I hope you like the new socks.

I wish I had more summer clothes.

Granted, but those clothes are made of silk or wool.

I wish I had a spare room that I could turn into a library.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Granted, but those clothes are made of silk or wool.

I wish I had a spare room that I could turn into a library.

Granted, but it is used as the elementary schools library as well...

I wish I was 40 pounds lighter....

 

[dutchrain]

Granted, but it is used as the elementary schools library as well...

I wish I was 40 pounds lighter....

Granted, but you lost a foot lengthwise too.

I wish I could sing.

 

[Indienne]

Granted, but it is used as the elementary schools library as well...

I wish I was 40 pounds lighter....

Granted, but now you have only £5 left, and you have to survive an entire month on £5.

Granted, but you lost a foot lengthwise too.

I wish I could sing.

Granted, but now you sound like William Hung.

I wish my teddy bear would come to life.

 

[OxfordDon]

Granted, but you lost a foot lengthwise too.

I wish I could sing.

granted...but you sing in such a high register, only dogs can hear you!


I wish I could play piano...

 

[dutchrain]

Granted, but now you have only £5 left, and you have to survive an entire month on £5.



Granted, but now you sound like William Hung.

I wish my teddy bear would come to life.

He is, he follows Chucky's footsteps though.

granted...but you sing in such a high register, only dogs can hear you!


I wish I could play piano...

You can but only at from three o'clock in the night until four.

(Nice combination of voices you two granted me!)

I wish the heatwave would break.

 

[Indienne]

(Nice combination of voices you two granted me!)

A dog that sounds like William Hung?! What could be better?

I wish the heatwave would break.

Granted, but now you have been struck by a rainstorm.

I wish I had a nice garden.

 

[NotHisLady]

A dog that sounds like William Hung?! What could be better?



Granted, but now you have been struck by a rainstorm.

I wish I had a nice garden.

Congratulations, you now own the newest location of Olive Garden. Everyone agrees that it's very nice.

I wish I could be a contestant on Jeopardy

 

[luvthedesserts]

Congratulations, you now own the newest location of Olive Garden. Everyone agrees that it's very nice.

I wish I could be a contestant on Jeopardy

Granted, but you're on with high school kids and they crush you.


I wish I could woo all the ladies with my smooth smooth moves.

 

[NotHisLady]

Granted, but you're on with high school kids and they crush you.


I wish I could woo all the ladies with my smooth smooth moves.

granted!
you have developed a glandular condition--all your hair has fallen out and you have a distinctly oily texture all over your body
Good luck with that

I wish I had a date with Johnny Depp

 

[Indienne]

granted!
you have developed a glandular condition--all your hair has fallen out and you have a distinctly oily texture all over your body
Good luck with that

I wish I had a date with Johnny Depp

Granted, but Vanessa Paradis turns up on that date and creates so much drama that you swear off men and take a vow of celibacy.

I wish workouts were easier.

 

[afriquemystique]

Granted, but the new treadmill is like a toaster. It only has settings of ambling and Usain Bolt.

I wish I could quit smoking