Corrupt Wish

[BlackShanglan]

Granted, but in an incredible coincident, there are 263 million wining tickets and she only wins $0.36 to be paid over thirty years.

I wish the exchange rate for the Peso would go to 1,000 US Dollars to the Peso for the time frame I'm winning Parley tickets.

Granted. And the dollar exchange rate falls to one per lira.

I wish for all of my friends to be happy.

Shanglan

 

[smoochypig]

Granted, but then you get the bill for all of their drinks ! ouch.

I wish I could go back and enjoy things all over again.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Granted, but then you get the bill for all of their drinks ! ouch.

I wish I could go back and enjoy things all over again.

Granted, but you still make the same mistakes, even though you knew then what you know now.

I wish I could see perfectly without my glasses.

 

[Wholemanz]

Granted!

However, even though Perfectly is a stunningly beautiful girl, to you she is just a blur

I wish everyone would love huge boobies....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Granted, but you still make the same mistakes, even though you knew then what you know now.

I wish I could see perfectly without my glasses.

granted, but the lasix surgery costs so much you have to take on a part time job stripping and shaking your ass to pay for it.

I wish I had a big plate of nachos.

 

[carsonshepherd]

granted, but the lasix surgery costs so much you have to take on a part time job stripping and shaking your ass to pay for it.

I wish I had a big plate of nachos.

Granted but they give you gas and you get kicked out of bed!

I wish my car got better gas mileage

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Granted but they give you gas and you get kicked out of bed!

I wish my car got better gas mileage

granted, you're the proud owner of one of those hybrid little golf cart electric cars, but now there's not enough room for all your goddamn dogs.

I wish all my bills were paid off before Christmas

 

[carsonshepherd]

granted, you're the proud owner of one of those hybrid little golf cart electric cars, but now there's not enough room for all your goddamn dogs.

I wish all my bills were paid off before Christmas

Granted!

However, then you accept a proposal of marriage, and you start running up lots of bills to pay for your wedding...

 

[Wholemanz]

Thirty men named Bill have been bribed not to ever bring you up on charges of prostitution.

I wish for more wishes

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Thirty men named Bill have been bribed not to ever bring you up on charges of prostitution.

I wish for more wishes

Granted, but nothing's free and it turns out the tiny genie wants you to rub more than his bottle in return for three more wishes.

I wish I could go out to bars and get piss drunk tonight.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Thirty men named Bill have been bribed not to ever bring you up on charges of prostitution.

I wish for more wishes

Granted. But it turns out the genie who grants wishes only speaks Russian, and you don't!

I wish I wasn't allergic to grass.

 

[Wholemanz]

Granted. But it turns out the genie who grants wishes only speaks Russian, and you don't!

I wish I wasn't allergic to grass.

Granted, but now you are a cow.

Wish I had a huge cock...

 

[BlackShanglan]

Granted, but now you are a cow.

Wish I had a huge cock...

Granted, but it turns out that the cock/intellect ratio is inversely proportional.

I wish Jonathan Swift had lived to finish "Directions to Servants."

Shanglan

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Granted, but it turns out that the cock/intellect ratio is inversely proportional.

I wish Jonathan Swift had lived to finish "Directions to Servants."

Shanglan

Granted, but his mental decline had become so unstable that his work reads like outhouse grafitti.

I wish I could sleep.

 

[Guest]

Granted. But you don't wake up for 20 years.

I wish it were legal to shoot assholes.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Granted. But you don't wake up for 20 years.

I wish it were legal to shoot assholes.

granted, but they put restrictions on how many you can kill a year and they charge you $85 for a damn license.

I wish people would quit coming to my house to try and sell me things.

 

[Edward Teach]

Granted. But you don't wake up for 20 years.

I wish it were legal to shoot assholes.

Damn, sounds serious, Dran.

Granted in most states as long as you shoot 'em in the front and drag 'em inside. I ain't gonna mess this one up for you any more than it already is, either.

I wish a certain Republican gal I knew would get a divorce.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

granted, but they put restrictions on how many you can kill a year and they charge you $85 for a damn license.

I wish people would quit coming to my house to try and sell me things.

Granted, but they then get a hold of your work address and affliction for 'novelty items' in the shape of large phallus' and decide to sell to you at work.

I wish I owned a large sailboat and knew the ins and outs of sailing.

 

[Guest]

granted, but they put restrictions on how many you can kill a year and they charge you $85 for a damn license.

I wish people would quit coming to my house to try and sell me things.

Chump change and I only need to kill one.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Granted, but they then get a hold of your work address and affliction for 'novelty items' in the shape of large phallus' and decide to sell to you at work.

I wish I owned a large sailboat and knew the ins and outs of sailing.

Granted, but you learn nothing about navigation and sail around and around in a wee little circle until everyone pukes on everything.

I wish work would let me stay at home writing trashy stories and keep mailing me the paychecks.

Shanglan

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I wish work would let me stay at home writing trashy stories and keep mailing me the paychecks.

Granted, only each check is for 25 cents.

I wish it was Monday morning already!

 

[fifty5]

I wish it was Monday morning already!

Granted - BUT WATCH OUT FOR THAT BUS!!!!

I wish I wasn't out of brandy

 

[BlackShanglan]

Granted - BUT WATCH OUT FOR THAT BUS!!!!

I wish I wasn't out of brandy

Granted, but now you are IN brandy - a 25,000 gallon vat, and you can't swim.

I wish I had a really good long footrub.

Shanglan

 

[fifty5]

I wish I had a really good long foot rub.

Shanglan

Granted, but now you keep falling over your 4 foot feet (rubbed or not)!

I wish I was in bed, right now, with one of the AH ladies

 

[cloudy]

Granted, but now you keep falling over your 4 foot feet (rubbed or not)!

I wish I was in bed, right now, with one of the AH ladies

Granted. However, it's so dark in the room that you're not sure which one it is, and it turns out to be the best sex you've ever had, and you are doomed to wonder which lady was there.

I wish I was a millionaire.