Corrupt Wish

[carsonshepherd]

I wish I had a ripe, juicy peach.

Baby, you ARE a ripe, juicy peach!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Granted, but they grow so big nothing will restrain them and they droop down around your ankles.

I wish I didn't have to get up so early.

Thanks for the peach comment, I so am.

Granted, you no longer have to get up early and are tranferred to the night shift. The night shift sucks.

I wish I had something fun to do today.

 

[OldScotlandYard]

YOU ARE ALL NICKED!

 

[Guest]

k

 

[lucky-E-leven]

k

Granted, but suddenly the rest of the alphabet disappears, and forever after you are only able to write different combinations of K.




I wish I had a huge shower with multiple shower heads, a long bench seat, different light settings and a c.d. player within.

 

[Guest]

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Granted, but the water fluctuates between scalding hot and ice cold.

I wish the lottery ticket I bought today is a winner.

Granted, but we're friends and you feel bad about my shower dilemma and use all your winnings to fix the problem.

I wish Mrs. Sublime would show her snuggly kitten face around here again soon.

 

[Guest]

Lime, you are nicked!

 

[Guest]

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Not my department. Please return to your wish granting, or nicking, as the case may be.

Right. Sorry.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Granted: Ms. Sublime returns, but is disgusted with our crappy wishes and departs again.

I wish someone would pay me good money to write dodgy stories all day.

Shanglan

 

[smoochypig]

Granted, but you use it all to pay for the paper and pens and end up selling your body to pay for food.

I wish I could have a slice of pumpkin pie.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Granted, but you use it all to pay for the paper and pens and end up selling your body to pay for food.

I wish I could have a slice of pumpkin pie.

Granted! But there's no whipped cream or Cool Whip and you have to eat it ... gasp... PLAIN! Bwahahahah!

I wish I was too rich for my own good.

 

[carsonshepherd]

arg. Lit is slow. Double post

 

[smoochypig]

Granted! But there's no whipped cream or Cool Whip and you have to eat it ... gasp... PLAIN! Bwahahahah!

*grin* It's never plain

I wish I was too rich for my own good.

Granted, but it turns out that money is evil and thus the right amount is actually nil.

I wish we had good pubs in the US.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Granted, but it turns out that money is evil and thus the right amount is actually nil.

Then I already have the right amount!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Granted, but it turns out that money is evil and thus the right amount is actually nil.

I wish we had good pubs in the US. [/B]

Granted, but it turns out they're all in California.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

Shanglan

 

[fifty5]

I wish I was too rich for my own good.

Granted. Far too much so!

I wish that I could experinence in real life at least some of what I experience virtually in the AH

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Granted! You are locked up in a home for mental defectives.


I wish my new shoes didn't pinch,

 

[impressive]

I wish my new shoes didn't pinch,

Granted -- but your toes have now been amputated and now you perpetually lurch when you walk.

I wish my wishes could be granted without being corrupted.

 

[Liar]

I wish my wishes could be granted without being corrupted.

Granted. Now they can be granted without being corrupted. It's a possible option. But that doesn't mean they will. Ever.

(phew. tricky one)

I wish I had a few more days to study for my exam.

 

[impressive]

Granted. Now they can be granted without being corrupted. It's a possible option. But that doesn't mean they will. Ever.

(phew. tricky one)

Fucking semantics!

 

[carsonshepherd]

I wish I had a few more days to study for my exam.

Granted. You've got a few more days. But you studied so hard you fell asleep, you missed it and you flunked.

I wish I had every dollar I've ever given to some guy.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Granted. You've got a few more days. But you studied so hard you fell asleep, you missed it and you flunked.

I wish I had every dollar I've ever given to some guy.

Granted. Now you have to pay taxes on it all over again.

I wish I had twice the energy I do.

(And really nice dodge, Liar - semantics is the only game worth playing )

Shanglan

 

[fifty5]

I wish I had twice the energy I do.

Granted, but hypertension is added to the hyperactivity...

I wish I could summon the will-power to go to bed at a sensible time...