Corrupt Wish

[doormouse]

I wish for a cookie.

I wish I had more of these delicious chocolate cupcakes I have just devoured.

Granted, but you find out that that wasn't really chocolate, instead they were manufactured using manure.

I wish I had a chicken salad right now.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Re: I wish for a cookie.

Granted, but you find out that that wasn't really chocolate, instead they were manufactured using manure.

I wish I had a chicken salad right now.

Ugh, I prefer the hay to go through just the once.

(Thanks for the nice comment earlier, by the way.)

Granted, you have a chicken salad right now. It's ten days old and has been sitting at room temperature the entire time.

I wish I had an ostrich egg. (Why not?)

 

[carsonshepherd]

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Ugh, I prefer the hay to go through just the once.

(Thanks for the nice comment earlier, by the way.)

Granted, you have a chicken salad right now. It's ten days old and has been sitting at room temperature the entire time.

I wish I had an ostrich egg. (Why not?)

Granted, but what the fuck are you going to with an ostrich?

I wish my BF would come home early....

 

[Guest]

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Granted, but what the fuck are you going to with an ostrich?

I wish my BF would come home early....

granted but your BF has come home with sexual dysfunction and can no longer ... perform.

i wish it werent so windy so i could decorate the front lawn for tonight

 

[carsonshepherd]

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granted but your BF has come home with sexual dysfunction and can no longer ... perform.

You're mean.

 

[Guest]

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You're mean.

yes i know.. my tagline is usually seahag meaniehead..

appologies sweetness... i wish you nothing but unbridled happiness in and out of bed.

 

[carsonshepherd]

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yes i know.. my tagline is usually seahag meaniehead..

appologies sweetness... i wish you nothing but unbridled happiness in and out of bed.

Unbridled happiness sounds good!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

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Unbridled happiness sounds good!

There's something I can't corrupt. Granted, happiness for everyone.

I wish I was single again.

 

[carsonshepherd]

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There's something I can't corrupt. Granted, happiness for everyone.

I wish I was single again.

Granted, but then you and I run off together and go to New Zealand, the land of lots of horny lonely bi men.

Wait... that sounds pretty good!

I wish it would really happen in that case.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

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Granted, but then you and I run off together and go to New Zealand, the land of lots of horny lonely bi men.

Wait... that sounds pretty good!

I wish it would really happen in that case.

Well, granted then. Long plane rides suck. That's the only thing I can come up with. Pack your fucking bags!

I wish we had lots of money so that we could live comfortably.

 

[fifty5]

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I wish we had lots of money so that we could live comfortably.

Granted, but you discover you have to have a staff of minions to cushion you from the bloodsuckers, so you've no privacy.

I wish my next orgasm (and hers, of course) was with someone new.

 

[BlackShanglan]

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Unbridled happiness sounds good!

Only because you haven't tried the bridled variety

Granted, but you discover you have to have a staff of minions to cushion you from the bloodsuckers, so you've no privacy.

I wish my next orgasm (and hers, of course) was with someone new.

Granted. It's with Hillary Clinton. And now she's calling hourly for more.

I wish peace on earth and goodwill to men, women, and animals. (Wrong season, but for some reason I'm thinking of Christmas.)

 

[carsonshepherd]

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I wish peace on earth and goodwill to men, women, and animals. (Wrong season, but for some reason I'm thinking of Christmas.) [/QUOT

Granted. But being mankind we will manage to fuck it up.

I wish the trick-or-treaters would have left me some more KitKats.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

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I wish peace on earth and goodwill to men, women, and animals. (Wrong season, but for some reason I'm thinking of Christmas.) [/QUOT

Granted. But being mankind we will manage to fuck it up.

I wish the trick-or-treaters would have left me some more KitKats.

Granted, but they were Kit Kat clocks with those wagging tails and swiveling eyes and you can't eat those, sporto.

I wish I could quit listening to 70's rock and actually write.

 

[BlackShanglan]

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Granted, but they were Kit Kat clocks with those wagging tails and swiveling eyes and you can't eat those, sporto.

I wish I could quit listening to 70's rock and actually write.

GRanted, but you write naff flowery Victorian shite. And that makes two of us.

I wish I had a day off this week.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

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GRanted, but you write naff flowery Victorian shite. And that makes two of us.

I wish I had a day off this week.

Ok, granted, but it's tuesday and there will be nothing but election election election all day long!

I wish I had a steak dinner, yum.

 

[doormouse]

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I wish I had a steak dinner, yum.

Granted, but in order to obtain your steak you have to catch and slaughter and carve with a butter knife.

I wish my kids would sleep cause I was up all night lol

 

[OhMissScarlett]

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Granted, but in order to obtain your steak you have to catch and slaughter and carve with a butter knife.

I wish my kids would sleep cause I was up all night lol

I'm about hungry enough to go kill it myself.

Granted, but then the kiddos decide to stay up late cause they've had such a refreshing nap and you're still wiped out.

I wish I had a personal chef, an attractive one.

 

[BlackShanglan]

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I'm about hungry enough to go kill it myself.

Granted, but then the kiddos decide to stay up late cause they've had such a refreshing nap and you're still wiped out.

I wish I had a personal chef, an attractive one.

Granted. Attractive, but the chef's idea of a really nice meal is snail porridge.

I wish I had patience in vast quantities.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I wish I had a personal chef, an attractive one.

Granted. It is me. We gain thirty pounds on my cooking. Also, I don't put out (to you)

I wish my bills were paid off.

 

[carsonshepherd]

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I wish I had patience in vast quantities.

Granted, but I still have more posts than you.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Granted. It is me. We gain thirty pounds on my cooking. Also, I don't put out (to you)

I wish my bills were paid off.

Granted. They are paid off by Vinny the Chin. The rate is 35% compounded weekly.

I wish I had a magic self-cleaning office.

Granted, but I still have more posts than you.

Bitch.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Also, I don't put out (to you)

For those of you pm'ing me to ask, there's your answer, we're no Will and Grace.

 

[carsonshepherd]

For those of you pm'ing me to ask, there's your answer, we're no Will and Grace.

HarHar. I wish I were so well dressed.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

HarHar. I wish I were so well dressed.

According to your av, you're often shirtless.

I wish I had a magic self-cleaning office.

Forgot Shanglan's wish...Ok, granted, but then you pass out constantly from the mysterious fumes of oven cleaner.


I wish I had a harem of men at my beck and call.