Corrupt Wish

[BlackShanglan]

According to your av, you're often shirtless.




Forgot Shanglan's wish...Ok, granted, but then you pass out constantly from the mysterious fumes of oven cleaner.


I wish I had a harem of men at my beck and call.

Granted, but they all look like Alan Greenspan.

I wish I had a personal masseur.

For those of you pm'ing me to ask, there's your answer, we're no Will and Grace.

Thank God, that show is insufferable.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Granted, but they all look like Alan Greenspan.

I wish I had a personal masseur.

Maybe I think Greenspan is hot, lol.

Granted, but I'm your personal masseuse and my hands are really fucking cold right now.

I wish I had a new car, this is my perpetual wish.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Maybe I think Greenspan is hot, lol.

Granted, but I'm your personal masseuse and my hands are really fucking cold right now.

I wish I had a new car, this is my perpetual wish.

Granted, but it's a matchbox version and when you try to get into it well, it has to be surgically removed.

I wish I was half as cool as Spongebob.

 

[Guest]

Granted, but it's a matchbox version and when you try to get into it well, it has to be surgically removed.

I wish I was half as cool as Spongebob.

granted, you are now half as cool as spongebob, however, you now have pasty pale yellow porous skin and live in 1/2 a pineapple under the sea...and since you are not amphibious, you drown in just under 2.2 min.

i wish i could be half as cool as Abs when shes half as cool as spongebob

 

[BlackShanglan]

granted, you are now half as cool as spongebob, however, you now have pasty pale yellow porous skin and live in 1/2 a pineapple under the sea...and since you are not amphibious, you drown in just under 2.2 min.

i wish i could be half as cool as Abs when shes half as cool as spongebob

Huh? Sorry there. I was in a state of intense distraction due to :

Granted, but I'm your personal masseuse

Cold hands be damned.

And Vella's wish ... granted, but you go insane trying to work out the increasingly complicated fractions involved in halving and re-halving esoteric coolness.

I wish I could experience my current "pet fantasy" in the flesh.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Huh? Sorry there. I was in a state of intense distraction due to :



Cold hands be damned.

And Vella's wish ... granted, but you go insane trying to work out the increasingly complicated fractions involved in halving and re-halving esoteric coolness.

I wish I could experience my current "pet fantasy" in the flesh.

Granted, but when you're a pet, your owner makes you wear some dumb little sweater and bells on your collar.

I wish my bf would quit goofing off and come home and have sex with me.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Granted, but when you're a pet, your owner makes you wear some dumb little sweater and bells on your collar.

I wish my bf would quit goofing off and come home and have sex with me.

Corrupted *and* a smart-arse, I see I meant "pet" as in "favorite," but then I rather suspect you knew that.

Granted on the BF, but he lasts for 10 seconds and falls asleep immediately afterwards.

I wish I could meet one of my characters of my choice.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I wish I could meet one of my characters of my choice.

Granted, but it turns out... Basil's queer and he and I run off together.

I wish I hadn't drunk so much last night. (I seem to wish this a lot...)

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Granted on the BF, but he lasts for 10 seconds and falls asleep immediately afterwards.

Corruption of wish or sad reality, hmm?

I wish I hadn't drunk so much last night. (I seem to wish this a lot...)

Ok, Carson, granted. You had less to drink, but felt far worse. Love ya.

 

[carsonshepherd]

According to your av, you're often shirtless.

According to my BF, I'm often underwear-less.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Since neither of you made a wish, I am stealing yours. I wish I could write the perfect story (perfect for me that is).

 

[carsonshepherd]

Since neither of you made a wish, I am stealing yours. I wish I could write the perfect story (perfect for me that is).

Granted. But it's incomprehensible to anyone else and so the Nobel Prize goes to me.

I wish ther was a Nobel Prize for blow jobs.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Granted. But it's incomprehensible to anyone else and so the Nobel Prize goes to me.

I wish ther was a Nobel Prize for blow jobs.

Granted. And the Nobel Prize goes to me

I wish there was a Nobel Prize for morons and Rush Limbaugh was awarded it every year.

 

[TheEarl]

Granted, but he credits you as his inspiration every time he collects it.

I wish I wasn't alone.

The Earl

 

[carsonshepherd]

Granted, but he credits you as his inspiration every time he collects it.

I wish I wasn't alone.

The Earl

Granted. All the little pixies keep you company. Unfortunately, they only come out at night.

I wish the Earl would change his Av because that pic creeps me out. (vampire phobia)

 

[fifty5]

Granted. All the little pixies keep you company. Unfortunately, they only come out at night.

I wish the Earl would change his Av because that pic creeps me out. (vampire phobia)

Granted - or at least, that's up to Earl, but it creeps me out too!

I wish the doc would tell me the results of my test

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Granted - or at least, that's up to Earl, but it creeps me out too!

I wish the doc would tell me the results of my test

Granted. You're fine, but you're also pregnant. Being pregnant sucks. We love ya, Fifty.

I wish the wanting was better than the having.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I wish the wanting was better than the having.

Granted. You've never had shit.

love ya

I wish wanting what you can't have was a lot easier.

 

[Guest]

Granted. You've never had shit.

love ya

I wish wanting what you can't have was a lot easier.

granted but then you spend the rest of your days wanting because its ever so much easier than it used to be...when youre a squillion years old and sitting on the front porch of some relatives home, youll be remembered for uttering the following words..."i wish i had wished to never have had vella answer my corrupt wish"

i wish that chem lab was cancelled today

 

[ABSTRUSE]

i wish that chem lab was cancelled today

granted, but by missing that class you inadvertently miss out on finding a cure for all known diseases like toenail fungus etc. You could have been rich and famous, selfish bitch.

I wish I wasn't so fucking dizzy today.

 

[doormouse]

I wish I wasn't so fucking dizzy today.

Granted, you're fucking dopey instead.

I wish I could go back to bed with a sexy masseuse.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Granted, you're fucking dopey instead.

I wish I could go back to bed with a sexy masseuse.

Granted, but she has a bad case of that toenail fungus Vella failed to cure.

I wish I had a week's vacation paid, planned, and catered.

Originally posted by TheEarl
Granted, but he credits you as his inspiration every time he collects it.

Earl, you evil sod.

Shanglan

 

[fifty5]

I wish I had a week's vacation paid, planned, and catered.

Granted, but then a crisis crops up at the last moment. Not only you can't go, but it's too late to get your money back!

(Vicious? Little me? Surely not... )

I wish I was on vacation in the Canaries (Tenerife, Puerto de la Cruz)

 

[BlackShanglan]

Granted, but then a crisis crops up at the last moment. Not only you can't go, but it's too late to get your money back!

(Vicious? Little me? Surely not... )

I wish I was on vacation in the Canaries (Tenerife, Puerto de la Cruz)

You are, but a freak hurricane strikes and leaves you arse-naked without food, water, or power.

(Like earns like )

I wish the election would go my boy.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You are, but a freak hurricane strikes and leaves you arse-naked without food, water, or power.

(Like earns like )

I wish the election would go my boy.

Are you drunk?