Corrupt Wish

[Guest]

I don't have the luxury of time or space to create such fun things, but I am one tenacious bitch and am finding ways around each and every obstacle before me.

Granted, you win Bio-sphere in a contest and are completely self-sufficient without money. But, now all of your time is spent growing your own food, mending/making your own clothes, purifying your own water, etc... No time to write.

I wish Chemistry was easier.

granted, chemistry is now something we are all born knowing. infact because you have made this wish, the things that had previously been easy are now terribly difficult, we all have to concentrate on breathing and yet, orgasms are so easy to have now...no one goes to work and the world economy falls on its ass. we are now treating plastic vibrators and glass dildos as our national currency.

i wish ergonomic chairs really worked.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

granted, chemistry is now something we are all born knowing. infact because you have made this wish, the things that had previously been easy are now terribly difficult, we all have to concentrate on breathing and yet, orgasms are so easy to have now...no one goes to work and the world economy falls on its ass. we are now treating plastic vibrators and glass dildos as our national currency.

i wish ergonomic chairs really worked.

Granted, but they work so well that the synapses in your back muscles die from lack of use and your next flogging happens without you even realizing it.

I wish I understood Korean and my teacher could speak her native tongue to teach me Chemistry.

 

[Guest]

Granted, but they work so well that the synapses in your back muscles die from lack of use and your next flogging happens without you even realizing it.

I wish I understood Korean and my teacher could speak her native tongue to teach me Chemistry.

granted, you now speak and understand Korean so well that you have to take all your classes as English asa second language. your accent is so thick that you replace all your r's with l's.


*glin, you clack me up!*


i wish someone would cook dinnah for me tonight

 

[lucky-E-leven]

granted, you now speak and understand Korean so well that you have to take all your classes as English asa second language. your accent is so thick that you replace all your r's with l's.


*glin, you clack me up!*


i wish someone would cook dinnah for me tonight

*giggle*

Granted, but just like last night, the mess of post-cooking is fifteen times more work than cooking the meal yourself would have been.



I wish I could get laid RIGHT NOW!

 

[Guest]

*giggle*

Granted, but just like last night, the mess of post-cooking is fifteen times more work than cooking the meal yourself would have been.



I wish I could get laid RIGHT NOW!

granted, we are together and i am making hot passionate love to the woman of my dreams...

*oops.. this is supposed to be a corrupt wish...hrm*

granted, but you never specified how, so i help you lie down and a moment later is past tense.. you are now laid.

i wish for some one to make dinnah and do the dishes/clean up too!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

granted, we are together and i am making hot passionate love to the woman of my dreams...

*oops.. this is supposed to be a corrupt wish...hrm*

granted, but you never specified how, so i help you lie down and a moment later is past tense.. you are now laid.

i wish for some one to make dinnah and do the dishes/clean up too!

Crafty Bitch


Granted, but the person cooking doesn't know you're lactose intolerant and makes fried cheese appetizers, 6-cheese lasagna, ice cream sundaes and cookies and milk before bed.

I wish I had a motorcycle.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Granted, but there's no fuel in the tank, no spare fuel can and not a fuel station for miles.

Also there's no other form of transport except a rusty old push-bike.

I wish I wasn't so dominant!

 

[Guest]

Granted, but there's no fuel in the tank, no spare fuel can and not a fuel station for miles.

Also there's no other form of transport except a rusty old push-bike.

I wish I wasn't so dominant!

Granted, but you switch so much the other way that you turn into my pet, where I own your sorry ass, and you are my bitch, 24/7. You spend your days pining for the old days, and I spank you for moaning so much.



I wish I wasn't so submissive.

 

[cloudy]

Granted, but there's no fuel in the tank, no spare fuel can and not a fuel station for miles.

Also there's no other form of transport except a rusty old push-bike.

I wish I wasn't so dominant!

Liar!

Granted.

But, the women you really want are all subs so now you're left out in the cold.

I wish I wasn't in Alabama.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Granted, but you switch so much the other way that you turn into my pet, where I own your sorry ass, and you are my bitch, 24/7. You spend your days pining for the old days, and I spank you for moaning so much.



I wish I wasn't so submissive.

What cloudy said!!!!!

Liar!

Granted.

But, the women you really want are all subs so now you're left out in the cold.

I wish I wasn't in Alabama.

Granted, but you're here in England with Lou and I!!!

WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I wish someone could eat all my doughnuts in one go!

 

[Guest]

What cloudy said!!!!!

Hmmmm. *scowl*

(If you are doing what you said you might, it's fucking working!!!! )

Granted, but you're here in England with Lou and I!!!

WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I wish someone could eat all my doughnuts in one go!

Granted, but now I'm dead.

HA!

I wish I wasn't so hyped up right now.

 

[TheEarl]

I wish I wasn't so hyped up right now.

Granted, but in calming you down, you are forced to absorb all my negative energy and end up as fucking miserable as I am.

I wish I could stop the pain.

The Earl

 

[cloudy]

Granted, but you're here in England with Lou and I!!!

and that would be bad because........?

 

[Belegon]

and that would be bad because........?

you'd be even farther away from where you really want to be?

not that I would mind visiting our Brit cousins...

edit to get back on topic: Earl, granted, but it stops all pleasure too..

I wish I could stay on vacation the rest of the year.

 

[Honey123]

you'd be even farther away from where you really want to be?

not that I would mind visiting our Brit cousins...

edit to get back on topic: Earl, granted, but it stops all pleasure too..

I wish I could stay on vacation the rest of the year.

Granted. But you'd have to be on vacation with me on a island and we have very little clothing left to wear.

I wish I could stop myself from doing things before I did them...hind sight...

 

[Guest]

 

[Belegon]

Granted, but you can't cum for the rest of your life and left hanging on the brink.

I wish I could understand legal mumbo jumbo

granted, but now you really understand the Patriot Act and it scares you to Canada!

I wish I could sight Honey's hind...

 

[BlackShanglan]

granted, but now you really understand the Patriot Act and it scares you to Canada!

I wish I could sight Honey's hind...

Granted, but only with the Hubble telescope, keeping you very far away from it.

I wish I had a really good pub a short walk from the house.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Granted, but only with the Hubble telescope, keeping you very far away from it.

I wish I had a really good pub a short walk from the house.

Granted, but you get so pished you can't even make it the short walk home and you wind up in jail.

I wish someone would invent teletransportation.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Granted, but you get so pished you can't even make it the short walk home and you wind up in jail.

I wish someone would invent teletransportation.

You know, I think I will take that bargain above

Granted, someone invents it, but it malfunctions when you are using it. Your brain ends up in Rush Limbaugh's body, and vice versa. Worse, everyone you know is convinced that you are the RushMonster.

I wish I could finish my damned story. Any of them.

 

[Guest]

You know, I think I will take that bargain above

Granted, someone invents it, but it malfunctions when you are using it. Your brain ends up in Rush Limbaugh's body, and vice versa. Worse, everyone you know is convinced that you are the RushMonster.

I wish I could finish my damned story. Any of them.

granted: you not only finish your stories but they get published and before you know it, you are on the hot sellers list and raking in money, hand over fist. the down fall is that you have become so jaded that you no longer want, need, or care about sex...you have stock piled so much money that the government is now hounding you to put some of it back into circulation.

i wish i could get through the *huge* list of stories ive promised to read.

 

[TheEarl]

Granted, but everyone suddenly stops submitting to Lit, so you then have nothing to read ever again.

I wish I was more/less drunk.

The Earl

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Granted, but everyone suddenly stops submitting to Lit, so you then have nothing to read ever again.

I wish I was more/less drunk.

The Earl

Granted, you're more or less drunk. That was too easy, baby.

I wish I had enough money to get the hell out of town.

 

[Edward Teach]

Granted, you're more or less drunk. That was too easy, baby.

I wish I had enough money to get the hell out of town.

Granted but you end up in Anarctica with a nothing but penguins and fish.

I wish I had a bottle of wine some Peggy Lee music a fire in the fire place and woman who likes to kiss.

Ed

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Granted but you end up in Anarctica with a nothing but penguins and fish.

I wish I had a bottle of wine some Peggy Lee music a fire in the fire place and woman who likes to kiss.

Ed

Granted, but the woman turns out to be Dame Edna, ooh la la.

I wish I had an attractive and sexy man to dance with to this bad 80's pop.