Corrupt Wish

[Honey123]

granted, but now you are angry with yourself for cutting your choices by 50%...and you just met someone who tempts you to open your mind again.

I wish I could be just a little less dense on occassion and pickup on a fucking clue for once...

Granted, but the clue is not from someone you thought it would be from but from someone you WANTED it to be from and then you were left more confused then ever.

I wish I could forget all about him and go on with my life.

 

[Belegon]

Granted, but the clue is not from someone you thought it would be from but from someone you WANTED it to be from and then you were left more confused then ever.

I wish I could forget all about him and go on with my life.

Done. Now you are obsessed with someone thousands of miles away instead.

I wish I could forget all about her and go on with my life.

 

[Honey123]

Done. Now you are obsessed with someone thousands of miles away instead.

I wish I could forget all about her and go on with my life.

Granted, but now you are obsessed with someone thousands of miles away as well...

I wish I could meet that guy who is thousands of mile away...

 

[doormouse]

I wish I could meet that guy who is thousands of mile away...

Granted, but you find he's nothing like his picture and works part time as a freak with a travelling circus.

I wish my car would self destruct and leave behind a shiny new BMW.

 

[Belegon]

Granted, but you find he's nothing like his picture and works part time as a freak with a travelling circus.

I wish my car would self destruct and leave behind a shiny new BMW.

granted. but they forgot to to leave the keys.

I wish the circus had a better pension plan.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

granted. but they forgot to to leave the keys.

I wish the circus had a better pension plan.

Granted, but their dental sucks, so you have a rockin pension and no teeth.

I wish someone would go out in the rain and do my grocery shopping

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Granted, but their dental sucks, so you have a rockin pension and no teeth.

I wish someone would go out in the rain and do my grocery shopping

Done, but they also do your grocery eating while still taking your money.

I wish that the Bush twins and Kerry daughters would get into a Miller Light style catfight (with complimentary photographs).

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Done, but they also do your grocery eating while still taking your money.

I wish that the Bush twins and Kerry daughters would get into a Miller Light style catfight (with complimentary photographs).

Granted, but they also wind up writhing together in beer suds...a mass lesbian orgy between presidential and congressional daughters, caught on tape and sold to Miller Light for commercial broadcast. GWB and his administration are so mortified that all fun programming is outlawed and the only thing admissable on television is the 700 club.

I wish I had a heaping plate of chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes & gravy, fried okra and two rolls.

 

[Honey123]

Granted, but they also wind up writhing together in beer suds...a mass lesbian orgy between presidential and congressional daughters, caught on tape and sold to Miller Light for commercial broadcast. GWB and his administration are so mortified that all fun programming is outlawed and the only thing admissable on television is the 700 club.

I wish I had a heaping plate of chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes & gravy, fried okra and two rolls.

Granted, but as soon as you go to take your first bite, someone yells "FOOD FIGHT" and you, being the wild, crazy person you are, can't resist and join in. Although you do keep your two rolls for later.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not gain a pound.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Granted, but as soon as you go to take your first bite, someone yells "FOOD FIGHT" and you, being the wild, crazy person you are, can't resist and join in. Although you do keep your two rolls for later.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not gain a pound.

Granted, but you have to excercise 23 1/2 hours a day on a treadmill to get your metabolism high enough for it to work.

I wish that nachos were fat free, low carb and always came topped with green chile.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Granted, but you have to excercise 23 1/2 hours a day on a treadmill to get your metabolism high enough for it to work.

I wish that nachos were fat free, low carb and always came topped with green chile.

Granted, but as you sit down to your first plate of the 'perfect food' you learn that low carb diets are responsible for a new, incurable disease and you'll never be able to enjoy nachos again.

I wish I knew the ins and outs of nipple piercing.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Granted, but as you sit down to your first plate of the 'perfect food' you learn that low carb diets are responsible for a new, incurable disease and you'll never be able to enjoy nachos again.

I wish I knew the ins and outs of nipple piercing.

Granted. The pin goes "in" one side and "out" the other.

I wish I could find a plate of low-fat, low-carb nachos that DIDN'T cause an incurable disease. (Please don't take my nachos away from me. They're all I have left that is pure and good!)

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Granted. The pin goes "in" one side and "out" the other.

I wish I could find a plate of low-fat, low-carb nachos that DIDN'T cause an incurable disease. (Please don't take my nachos away from me. They're all I have left that is pure and good!)

*folding arms, arching eyebrow*

Give me some 'helpful' facts about nipple piercing and we'll talk.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Granted. The pin goes "in" one side and "out" the other.

I wish I could find a plate of low-fat, low-carb nachos that DIDN'T cause an incurable disease. (Please don't take my nachos away from me. They're all I have left that is pure and good!)

Nope. You can't have it both ways. You can keep the nachos, but you have to accept all the fat, calories and carbs that go along with them. Some things in life are worth it.

I wish I could communicate telepathically with my dogs and tell them to stop barking when I'm trying to sleep, without getting up.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Nope. You can't have it both ways. You can keep the nachos, but you have to accept all the fat, calories and carbs that go along with them. Some things in life are worth it.

I wish I could communicate telepathically with my dogs and tell them to stop barking when I'm trying to sleep, without getting up.

Granted. Unfortunately, dogs have severe short-term memory allocation issues and almost instantly forget what you said, which they couldn't understand in the first place, and start barking again.

I wish there was a movie out in theatres right now worth watching.

 

[Guest]

Granted. Unfortunately, dogs have severe short-term memory allocation issues and almost instantly forget what you said, which they couldn't understand in the first place, and start barking again.

I wish there was a movie out in theatres right now worth watching.

Blasphemy, dahlink! bridget jones is out and i aim to go see...

sorry.. cant corrupt this wish as i see it as a non-wish, wish.

 

[Belegon]

I wish there was a movie out in theatres right now worth watching.

Granted. I have changed you into a Pixar fan, now go see "The Incredibles". (Actually, I liked it. and I admit to an unhealthy obsession with the idea of a woman that flexible.)

I wish I could figure out my best friend and her motivations.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I wish I could figure out my best friend and her motivations.

Granted, but.... you don't like what you discover...

I wish I had a money tree in my back yard, with the leaves growing $100 bills.

 

[Guest]

Granted, but.... you don't like what you discover...

I wish I had a money tree in my back yard, with the leaves growing $100 bills.

granted and all seems to be going just as you would want except that your tree is deciduous...fall has come and all the leaves have blown into my yard.

i wish i had a coke for each person who wanted one so i could sing that stupid commercial and feel like ive made some contribution to the world's dental collapse.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

granted and all seems to be going just as you would want except that your tree is deciduous...fall has come and all the leaves have blown into my yard.

i wish i had a coke for each person who wanted one so i could sing that stupid commercial and feel like ive made some contribution to the world's dental collapse.

Granted, but it's that 50% less sugar Coke and it just isn't as good despite what they say and everyone complains how the Coke you gave them sucks.

I wish I had a cute boy toy to do all my holiday preparations.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Granted, but it's that 50% less sugar Coke and it just isn't as good despite what they say and everyone complains how the Coke you gave them sucks.

I wish I had a cute boy toy to do all my holiday preparations.

Granted. You do... but he's only four years old and he can't drive, use a credit card, or turn on the stove!

I wish you'd come over and do all my housework.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Granted. You do... but he's only four years old and he can't drive, use a credit card, or turn on the stove!

I wish you'd come over and do all my housework.

Granted, but she comes over when you're not there, cleans up, gets drunk, throws a party and leaves your residence in exactly the same state as when she got there in the first place, before leaving for home about twenty mintues before you get back.

I wish I could win the "whoever posts here last wins" thread.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Granted. You do... but he's only four years old and he can't drive, use a credit card, or turn on the stove!

I wish you'd come over and do all my housework.

A corrupted wish or the truth? Lol.

Ok, granted, but I also eat all your food and run up your phone bill making international calls.

I wish I could stop craving cheesecake.

 

[Guest]

Granted, but she comes over when you're not there, cleans up, gets drunk, throws a party and leaves your residence in exactly the same state as when she got there in the first place, before leaving for home about twenty mintues before you get back.

I wish I could win the "whoever posts here last wins" thread.

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sorry but that was hilarious



im done now, please resume

 

[carsonshepherd]

Granted, but she comes over when you're not there, cleans up, gets drunk, throws a party and leaves your residence in exactly the same state as when she got there in the first place, before leaving for home about twenty mintues before you get back.

once again... corrupt wish or truth?