Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

[fullservice65]

In the middle of a football field.

 

[bobb_sledd]

On a deserted beach, at the uninhabited end of a remote island, in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

 

[DrakeVal]

Off the top of my head:

School bathroom
Work break room (very small office, one other employee, he was out for the day)
My car after a failed night out
The park at night with someone else

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

While I appreciate that privacy can be useful at that time to get on with your thing, that’s taking it to the extreme

 

[blackstallion21]

You all know you can inbox with the entire story of you don't wanna post here lol

TELL US MORE...

 

[mnwidrummer]

Sister in Laws Bed.

 

[SmokingFap]

I've posted before about the time I got caught by the cops jerking off behind in abandoned hardware store. I guess the other craziest place was on an outdoor stairwell while it was snowing. Reasons.

 

[womaneater58]

I've masturbated so often, in so many different places, I can't decide the craziest.

 

[blackstallion21]

Pick a few & share

I've masturbated so often, in so many different places, I can't decide the craziest.

 

[blackstallion21]

I've posted before about the time I got caught by the cops jerking off behind in abandoned hardware store. I guess the other craziest place was on an outdoor stairwell while it was snowing. Reasons.

Do tell the rest of the snow story

 

[blackstallion21]

Sister in Laws Bed.

Why tho???

 

[SmokingFap]

Do tell the rest of the snow story

It's too late. But I'll try to post the rest tomorrow. It actually was pretty funny.

 

[blackstallion21]

It's too late. But I'll try to post the rest tomorrow. It actually was pretty funny.

We'll be here whenever you decide to share... Good night!

 

[blackstallion21]

Any more??

 

[blackstallion21]

School - all the time. I realized early that if sat a certain way holding a pencil by the tip, I could discreetly stroke my clit until I came.

And that’s what I did, day after day, even when I started having sex. There was a reason I was always in the left rear corner of the classroom with a short hemline.

That's sexy as fuck

 

[Sgts19]

On top of the student union building watch my old GF fucking someone else. ( Campus Police caught me )

 

[cdstefi]

A long long time ago (well, around 1983), beside this gorgeous lochan (Loch na Gainmhich aka the sandy loch to Anglophone locals). The pic doesn't show it well but it does have small strips of sandy beach, and it outflows into the Allt Chranaidh waterfall (now known to the millions of tourists doing the NC500 driving route as Wailing Widow falls; nobody called it that back in the day and it felt like I'd discovered the cascade myself).

I was 20, permanently horny, and there on a six-week field trip; we got a miraculous four weeks of high far-north summer heat that simmered till midnight, so one afternoon I went skinny-dipping in the lovely chill clear waters then air-dried myself in the sun on a bit of beach. Seemed the most natural thing in the world while naked to take care of an urgent erection and deposit a hefty load of sperm onto the sand (there was hardly any passing traffic back then, as the road was largely single-track and the Top Gear-famous Kylesku bridge hadn't been built yet, there was just a sporadic car ferry across the narrows piloted by drunk locals if you were unlucky enough to get there after lunchtime).

There was also a small craggy peaklet overlooking the sinuous road near its summit, and I left a fair bit of reproductive DNA on its sun-warmed quartzite too.

You wouldn't get away with wanking au naturel there now, unless you fancied being ogled by a cavalcade of Europeans in a motorhome traffic jam

 

[Onlyforyou100]

Was in hospital for a few nights. About 4 years ago. Mixed ward of six. Was so horny just had to cum.

 

[blackstallion21]

A long long time ago (well, around 1983), beside this gorgeous lochan (Loch na Gainmhich aka the sandy loch to Anglophone locals). The pic doesn't show it well but it does have small strips of sandy beach, and it outflows into the Allt Chranaidh waterfall (now known to the millions of tourists doing the NC500 driving route as Wailing Widow falls; nobody called it that back in the day and it felt like I'd discovered the cascade myself).

I was 20, permanently horny, and there on a six-week field trip; we got a miraculous four weeks of high far-north summer heat that simmered till midnight, so one afternoon I went skinny-dipping in the lovely chill clear waters then air-dried myself in the sun on a bit of beach. Seemed the most natural thing in the world while naked to take care of an urgent erection and deposit a hefty load of sperm onto the sand (there was hardly any passing traffic back then, as the road was largely single-track and the Top Gear-famous Kylesku bridge hadn't been built yet, there was just a sporadic car ferry across the narrows piloted by drunk locals if you were unlucky enough to get there after lunchtime).

There was also a small craggy peaklet overlooking the sinuous road near its summit, and I left a fair bit of reproductive DNA on its sun-warmed quartzite too.

You wouldn't get away with wanking au naturel there now, unless you fancied being ogled by a cavalcade of Europeans in a motorhome traffic jam

You understood the assignment!!!!

 

[blackstallion21]

Was in hospital for a few nights. About 4 years ago. Mixed ward of six. Was so horny just had to cum.

Sometimes it bees that way!

 

[van_delay]

On the couch next to my sleeping Mother in Law.

 

[Qky75]

On a loaded bus coming home from a marching band trip. It was night time and I was deep under my coat and blanket. Amy slept softly right in my line of sight. In the next seat over.

 

[van_delay]

On a loaded bus coming home from a marching band trip. It was night time and I was deep under my coat and blanket. Amy slept softly right in my line of sight. In the next seat over.

Jerking off while you look at someone is great.

 

[blackstallion21]

On a loaded bus coming home from a marching band trip. It was night time and I was deep under my coat and blanket. Amy slept softly right in my line of sight. In the next seat over.

I've always wanted to do something like this, but not be considered pervy as fuck

 

[blackstallion21]

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