Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

[justdamhorny]

In the garden in our open yard.

 

[Vafunman42]

Jerk off

I've jerked off in my car many times and like putting top down so I can be seen

 

[GBPFan1975]

In the garden in our open yard.

I don't think that seed is going to work in that kind of soil. The soil looks too dry!

 

[blackstallion21]

Hm, probably the church sanctuary during the sermon.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lol

 

[blackstallion21]

If you build it they will cum!

Wow what a huge boost in confidence this thread got! Loved a few of them... and cringed at a couple more of them!

 

[blackstallion21]

More

Bump...
Tell me more!

 

[catearcher]

Not exactly a crazy place to masturbate but a couple of years back, I went hiking/camping with some friends. One night, I woke up in the middle of the night, went down to the lakeshore we were camping by and sat there, watching the stars. For some reason, I got turned on and happily played with myself for long while under the stars.

 

[JK1979]

Not exactly a crazy place to masturbate but a couple of years back, I went hiking/camping with some friends. One night, I woke up in the middle of the night, went down to the lakeshore we were camping by and sat there, watching the stars. For some reason, I got turned on and happily played with myself for long while under the stars.

Very nice. I imagine it was a very satisfying way to enjoy nature.

 

[womaneater58]

Glad to see this is being revived. Hope it continues.

 

[rider81]

Cycling tour

I was on a cycling tour in the early nineties. The buddy I was riding with arranged for us to stay at a YMCA camp at one of the mountain towns the tour stopped at for the night. We stayed in a bunkhouse type room. I think there were a half dozen guys in the different bunks. All I wanted to do was sleep, we had a century ride the next day.

About midnight this girl comes in, I heard the noise from the door and woke up. I saw her as she passed by a window lit by some moonlight and recognized her. I had seen her after we got to the camp, probably 20 years old and smoking hot, she was hard to miss.

She crawled in bed with one of the guys in the room and they fucked their brains out. She was wasn't shy about being vocal. I did myself as I listened, I probably wasn't the only guy in the room who did so.

 

[Annalovesporn]

In neighbors tree house that was about 20 feet up in my younger days

On a train ride traveling thru the night

 

[Series 6]

In the middle of a cornfield

 

[blackstallion21]

Glad to see this is being revived. Hope it continues.

SO DO I...

 

[Gailan]

I was on my boat yesterday, on the Chesapeake bay, was riding along in the creeks, saw a lady mowing her grass... I was about 20 yards off shore,,, I undid my shorts and let them fall... started jerking off and she stopped mowing and walked out to beach and started watching.... I came so hard... it was insane... I finished and she waved and yelled "thank you for the show"

 

[Phenorke]

Stream side while fishing, out hunting, in car...take your pick

 

[womaneater58]

Several parks and lakes where many times I was clearly visible to others.

 

[UCanBLeafinMe]

This afternoon myself and a coworker masturbated in a Starbucks parking lot together for her Domme.

 

[king04]

This afternoon myself and a coworker masturbated in a Starbucks parking lot together for her Domme.

that would have been so hot to witness

 

[Acktion]

I'm a clinically diagnosed sex addict. And I've done some strange places in my time.

My office bathroom at work so I could dump some of the hormones keeping me from focusing on the job comes to mind.

Although, there was that night out in the middle of a softball field, leaned back on my motorcycle, while my girl (at the time) who was too shy to actually join me for a fantasy she had shared and I was trying to coax her into acting out watched from her car. (She was a high school coach, and it was "her" softball field. )

 

[blackstallion21]

do me a favor...

that would have been so hot to witness

and invite a mother fucker to watch next time! Hot isn't the word for what this probably was!

 

[blackstallion21]

not the kinkiest or even the craziest but...

cocaine makes me horny as fuck although my dick doesn't always wanna work on it... cause it's cocaine... but either way, I was at my friend's house last week and we were drinking and doing some coke and when he fell asleep on the couch, I had to sleep in the recliner just feet from him and I couldn't help it... my dick was calling me and so was my orgasm... I pulled my dick out because he had his back to me and was facing the couch...

I finally get it hard, and I'm trying to pump out this orgasm, and of course, HE FUCKING ROLLS OVER AND IS FACING ME...

I couldn't... not finish myself off... so in between his snores, I tried hard to concentrate and get off, and of course I had no where to get rid of the cum so I came in my pants!

it was interesting to say the least... and I pray he didn't see me, but if he did... oh well!

ALSO I have a big picture window in my bedroom and it's on the first floor... I was high another night a couple weeks ago and I went outside on the front lawn butt ass nekid to hope to have a car pass me and I was watching my favo web cam site through the window and was beating off for all of the world to see. A couple of cars passed... Thank GOD none were cops... as they tend to use my street a lot... no one beeped or anything so I don't know who if anyone saw, but to my HORROR the next door neighbor across the street came out of her house at 530a when this was happening to go to work or something, but All I remember was looking up into her face and seeing her look at me like I was 14 shades of retarded, and all I could do was try to scramble into the house to get to safety! ALSO thank GOD none of my roommates were up and saw this shit... I could have been wayyyy more embarrassed than I ended up being! at least the neighbor saw some new dick! lol MINE!

 

[horny_n_hot]

On cam for my neighbor's friend.

 

[BrooklynDodger]

Synagogue
Church
On an overnight flight from NYC to London (together with the woman in the next seat)

 

[blackstallion21]

Synagogue
Church
On an overnight flight from NYC to London (together with the woman in the next seat)

I can't for the life of me figure out why you people wanna bring Hell on yourselves by fucking and masturbating in churches and synagogues... but I hope you enjoyed it at least... I could never LOL

 

[Mtnmike]

Many years ago when I was a horny 20 something, 30 ft up a tree while deer hunting.