Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

[SPORTZDOK]

Crazy, maybe but one of the places up in the Southern Utah Mountains near Zion. A cliff outcropping up at 9,000 ft, that drops almost 1000 feet from the edge, and one night after a few cocktails, I got the idea That Was The Spot. Would have been a little more risque during some daylight but it is a popular spot and no doubt would have gotten busted. Not necessarily a bad thing by the right person

 

[IARainman]

Had an online friend who liked to assign tasks. I worked in a large open office but need one corner so I knew no one would be behind or to my left. I worked at a standing desk. She directed me to pull out my cock, while standing at my desk and Jack off onto the floor. Did so.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

In the back of a tank. (Seriously)

 

[PersonalFavors]

In a college study room. The 2 girls I was with and myself were falling asleep and joking about things that we do to wake up. I finally said if my roommate is not there I would jerk off to wake up in the morning. They immediately said go. I would if they would. Finally I got a peek at their bushes and what seemed to be bashfulness toward each other. Then panties up they went in and were rubbing. Deals a deal. They could see me cum. I couldn't believe I never did end up in bed with either. We all made good grades.
Honorable mention was also college years before I went away for school. I would go for the weekend for fun and or concerts.... On the way home it would be two days with no sex or jerking off. Rubbing myself left handed I am surprised I never had to stop or lose control. I'd be so turned on cum all over me and my shirt....
Not sure if it is crazy but I went to a massage where I thought she would finish. She said she did not but I could masturbate if I had to. I asked her to hold my balls. No. If you watch I will. She did I started slow and sensual like always except my eyes were locked to hers. She wanted things to move along and put some lube on. I came for her. My heart was racing. That may have been the first time I did it for someone like that.

 

[Dubinsky]

College library.

On a dare from an acquaintance. She watched.

 

[Wifejen86]

Local swimming pool, standing against the water pump, pumping water against my clit

 

[yurisenpai]

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[Phoneme52]

My wife regularly gets herself off in the jacuzz by squatting on the water jets. She tells me lots of women do this…

 

[Portageguy1954]

My second wife was in the bathroom taking a bath, the tub was a jacuzzi tub, I heard the jets going and I wanted to sneak in, when i opened the door I found her laying back with the water from the faucet running on her clit
It was awesome

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

College library.

On a dare from an acquaintance. She watched.

did it ever happen again, or was it a one time thing?

 

[MikeLucas]

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Not actually a place but at the urging of a lit friend I fucked a cup of iced coffee a few months back. Holy hell I have to tell you it was unbelievable. I found a kink I had no idea I had. Haven’t done it since but it’s definitely in my future somewhere haha.

 

[Smarthomanid2]

Front lawn of a big city hospital while waiting for my then GF to finish her shift as a nurse. Couldn't stop thinking about her uniform, yeah back in the days of white nurses uniforms.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

In a call room in a hospital

 

[womaneater58]

I've done it so many places, so many times that I'm not sure where would have been the craziest. Maybe it was when I worked overnight security at a Chevrolet dealership. In front of the large windows of the well lit showroom was a brand new Corvette. While a couple cars drove around the lot of new cars, I sat on the hood of the Corvette with my pants at my knees and jacked off. At the right time, I went to the windshield and emptied a large load across the glass. I continued stroking for a few more minutes as I used my cum for lube and took a couple tastes of it, totally forgetting where I was. As I pulled up my pants, I noticed that one of the cars that had been driving around the lot had stopped facing the showroom windows. As I wondered if it was a male, female or both, and knowing I had been very visible, wondered had they been watching me. As I thought about this, I could feel I was getting hard again. The car drove off and I sat inside a new pickup truck and began masturbating again. That was an exciting night of work.

 

[mrdiscreetshh]

at work in a cubicle.
drive thrus.

 

[Kimlikes]

On the back of my husbands Harley as we did 70 mph on some back roads

 

[Hipshot1554]

70 horsepower vib!

 

[emperor0379]

In a hammock o. The fro t porch of a house. I have several picture of the house to remember the occasion.

 

[Bisexguy70]

In a large return in an Air handling system at a Bellsouth central office. The guy that worked in the office had several porn magazines. I started to look at them, got horny, took one while he was away and jerked off.

 

[blackstallion21]

Can I bring new life to an old post???

 

[Filipinawife]

In ladies toilets at the mall, on a plane. Ladies changing room in a store. In a taxi. On the beach.

 

[blackstallion21]

In ladies toilets at the mall, on a plane. Ladies changing room in a store. In a taxi. On the beach.

tell us more about at least one of them... inquiring minds wanna know... the taxi and the beach sound interesting! Thanks for responding!

 

[SmokingFap]

I jerked off on a concrete, outdoor stairwell in the snow one time. I was really freaking desperate!

 

[blackstallion21]

I jerked off on a concrete, outdoor stairwell in the snow one time. I was really freaking desperate!

sometimes you need to get that nut!

 

[womaneater58]

Any place I get the urge seems normal, public parks, beaches, parking lots, the list goes on.