Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

In the middle seat of a Chevy Suburban back in the late 60's, my parents were in the front seat, I was laying down under a blanket. Hey you never know when you will get horny
 
Craziest places:
In the gym while my mother was doing aerobics.
On a friend's couch while he went downstairs.
Peeping into my mother's room while she had sex with a married man.
In the bathroom at a restaurant while on duty.
On the next door neighbor's lawn at night.
Whilst Rubbing lotion on a family member's back and legs after a swim.
 
Watching a couple fucking in the woods near my home when I was 17. She spotted me and locked eyes with me as I jerked off. I came at pretty much the same time as her...
 
I was at work and flirting via email with a guy with whom I never ended up sleeping. Anyway, he was very dominant and after hours of teasing back and forth he told me to go into the bathroom at work to play with HIS pussy. He asked me what I had on my desk that I could insert into my hole, and he decided that I should take a Philips head screwdiver into the stall and fuck myself with the plastic handle. I was told not to cum, but I could not help myself. I was insanely turned on and once I started rubbing my buzzing clit and slowly pumping the handle in and out of my soaked pussy, I was not able to hold back. It was intense.
Wow! I bet you made some noise.
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I actually got myself off at school once while teaching. I was at my desk and thinking about an upcoming event. It was years ago now and probably a stupid risk. But i was so worked up that i started squeezing my thighs together under my desk and rubbing on the seam of my jeans. It only took a few minutes and i creamed hard enough to flush and jerk in my chair a little. One of the kids noticed me shake a little and looked at me funny but apart from that i got away with it. There's always a spare pair of undies in my handbag and i had to leave the room for a few minutes and change as i was worried the ones i was wearing were going to wet through my jeans. Pretty risky. Never did it again.
 
I actually got myself off at school once while teaching. I was at my desk and thinking about an upcoming event. It was years ago now and probably a stupid risk. But i was so worked up that i started squeezing my thighs together under my desk and rubbing on the seam of my jeans. It only took a few minutes and i creamed hard enough to flush and jerk in my chair a little. One of the kids noticed me shake a little and looked at me funny but apart from that i got away with it. There's always a spare pair of undies in my handbag and i had to leave the room for a few minutes and change as i was worried the ones i was wearing were going to wet through my jeans. Pretty risky. Never did it again.
That is so hot! My craziest place was while working at a prison
 
I actually got myself off at school once while teaching. I was at my desk and thinking about an upcoming event. It was years ago now and probably a stupid risk. But i was so worked up that i started squeezing my thighs together under my desk and rubbing on the seam of my jeans. It only took a few minutes and i creamed hard enough to flush and jerk in my chair a little. One of the kids noticed me shake a little and looked at me funny but apart from that i got away with it. There's always a spare pair of undies in my handbag and i had to leave the room for a few minutes and change as i was worried the ones i was wearing were going to wet through my jeans. Pretty risky. Never did it again.
Pm sent
 
Come On... I KNOW that I'm Not the Only Person who gets horny in places that he shouldn't!

Show me some pics of the Crazy Places you've Masturbated! We'd ALL Love to see them!!!

Your Car?
Your Job?
Your School?
A Parking Lot?
In your Pool?
The Grocery Store?



SHOW US WHAT YOU'VE GOT!
OMG in all those places, well except in a grocery store…grocery store parking lot yes. Whats wrong with me???
 
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