Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

[Mtnmike]

OMG in all those places, well except in a grocery store…grocery store parking lot yes. Whats wrong with me???

Not a thing, you just a horny lady, a man's dream woman.

 

[frappingwilly]

In no order or preference

- Hospital, about 3hrs after coming out of knee surgery.
- The London Eye
- It's A Small World ride at Disney with a helping hand from the ex with strategically placed fanny bag
- Cemetery next to the church where I was at a wedding, the bridesmaids looks amazing and had to knock one out
- At a Rodeo

 

[gary04]

In my hunting tree stand while hunting

 

[Mtnmike]

In my hunting tree stand while hunting

Wow me to

 

[Deleted member 1379218]

A closet at work

 

[YoungFarmGirl]

In a restaurant when I was too young to care who saw me and too young to care who heard my moans.

 

[TempSpawn]

In a restaurant when I was too young to care who saw me and too young to care who heard my moans.

So that was you ?

 

[YoungFarmGirl]

Were you the one who applauded?

 

[TempSpawn]

Were you the one who applauded?

Well, one handed anyway .

 

[Irwin34]

My desk at work

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Swimming pool

 

[Irwin34]

I think I have posted this before but half way down the water slide at the local swimming pool. I would stop myself half way down, take my cock out have a few strokes and the put it away and carry on down. Did this a number of times then went into the changing rooms to finish off.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I think I have posted this before but half way down the water slide at the local swimming pool. I would stop myself half way down, take my cock out have a few strokes and the put it away and carry on down. Did this a number of times then went into the changing rooms to finish off.

how old were you?

 

[Irwin34]

how old were you?

19 if I remember correctly.

How old were you?

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

which time? lol

 

[Irwin34]

Lol do you make a habit of it?

 

[Mtnmike]

Swimming pool

Used to love doing this, specially when I had my own.

 

[Peppadance]

at desk, at work also!

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

A closet at work

This needs a story told here....

 

[Wildfly11]

Were you the one who applauded?

Well I would have..had I been present

 

[Wildfly11]

I was at work and flirting via email with a guy with whom I never ended up sleeping. Anyway, he was very dominant and after hours of teasing back and forth he told me to go into the bathroom at work to play with HIS pussy. He asked me what I had on my desk that I could insert into my hole, and he decided that I should take a Philips head screwdiver into the stall and fuck myself with the plastic handle. I was told not to cum, but I could not help myself. I was insanely turned on and once I started rubbing my buzzing clit and slowly pumping the handle in and out of my soaked pussy, I was not able to hold back. It was intense.

It makes you look at the people at work just a little bit differently....

 

[Msh1313]

School playground. We had a company softball game after work. And hot dogs and beer. I had to walk about a mile from the bus stop to my house. Needed to pee so bad after all the beer, so I decided to take a leak at the school that was on my way. I also needed to take a dump so I took off my shorts and had a great pee and a fantastic dump. Felt so good I decided to jerk off there as well. Shot a big load then headed home

 

[Deleted member 1379218]

at desk, at work also!

You just needed someone to climb under your desk

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

It makes you look at the people at work just a little bit differently....

I asked one of my secretaries to insert a pencil and get it good and wet for me. When I walked by her desk to drop off mt next letter, I grabbed the pencil to suck on as I did my next letter. This went on all day. I loved the taste of her juices. She loved turning me on. Work used to be so much fun......

 

[Peppadance]

You just needed someone to climb under your desk

You just needed someone to climb under your desk

Definately! I’ve fantasized about that for years! No one available yet…