Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

[Weirdnessome]

Walking at night in a snow storm. Was Walking to someone's house( lived in the county)

 

[PassionsFlame]

At work

 

[Lostsoul34]

They aren't really crazy but:
Outdoors while hiking/camping
In the car, while driving & parked
Beach
My patio & living room

 

[ParkerSteve66]

As a teenager in a pay toilet in the alley by a Catholic church. Then I would immediately go to Confession. "Bless me Father, for I have sinned...."

 

[PassionsFlame]

Earlier, driving 80 on the interstate.

 

[ICM8781]

Earlier, driving 80 on the interstate.

Done that. It's one of the more private places for a quick relief.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Done that. It's one of the more private places for a quick relief.

This sounds interesting, and requires a private story haha

 

[ICM8781]

I mean teenage boys are disgusting, particularly when it comes to maturbating, and I fit that description. So, crazy is a vague description.

I mean, of age, crazy masturbation story would probably be in a public hotel pool after getting teased, not quite alone in there.

 

[womaneater58]

In Walmart following a very sexy lady who was dressed to tease in a revealing way. I didn't notice right off but I began stroking through my pockets as I was commando. I didn't last long and walked out with a large wet spot over my dick on display and a large mess on the inside.

 

[alexandria744]

After a sleepover as a teenager I was one of a few stragglers still left at my friend's. They went outside to clean up our soda cans from the night before. I hid under her bed and grinded against a pillow until I orgasmed

 

[KyleR215]

I was down the beach and taking a walk along one of the nature trail that lead you to the bay. There was no one around on this particular day and the trail ended to the water. There was a big rock sitting right on the water and I sat there for a few minutes and looking out on the water and seeing the boats and a few homes off in the distance.

I don't know why I was so aroused but I pulled my shorts up and to the side where I pulled my penis out the side of my briefs and masturbated and finishing in the bay and on the rock.

I know, not a very crazy place but it is one of the few outside the home or hotel room or car.

 

[bimwiguy1963]

Not sure how crazy, but in my in laws bathroom during a get together

 

[PersonalFavors]

I was down the beach and taking a walk along one of the nature trail that lead you to the bay. There was no one around on this particular day and the trail ended to the water. There was a big rock sitting right on the water and I sat there for a few minutes and looking out on the water and seeing the boats and a few homes off in the distance.

I don't know why I was so aroused but I pulled my shorts up and to the side where I pulled my penis out the side of my briefs and masturbated and finishing in the bay and on the rock.

I know, not a very crazy place but it is one of the few outside the home or hotel room or car.

Don't waste the moment. One does not know how many erections he will get. Match those with mood and moment and revel in the beauty.

 

[kinkyyjulia]

office cubicles after hours, sometimes while others are nearby.

That's one of my fav place too. Love the risk and the feeling when the skirt is pulled up, fingers buried in the pussy and then suddenly i hear voices

 

[BlueyeGuy51]

While snorkeling off a Maui beach right after enjoying local bud.

 

[littlesquirt]

As a teenager in a pay toilet in the alley by a Catholic church. Then I would immediately go to Confession. "Bless me Father, for I have sinned...."

so did the nice priest ever ask you to describe in detail what you did? Did he ever ask you to show him? Did he want to play too?

 

[ParkerSteve66]

so did the nice priest ever ask you to describe in detail what you did? Did he ever ask you to show him? Did he want to play too?

I wish he had asked more questions. If he had befriended me and asked me "to show him", I probably would have.

It would have been so great to have a "nice" priest that "wanted to play too". I'm sure he would have convinced me that it was "not a sin" to masturbate. He would have told me that my mother's prohibition on masturbation was a cultural admonition - NOT a religious one.

AND, the best part would have been when I said: "Mom, I'm going over to Father Joe's. He is helping me with my math homework." Her response would have been, "Great. He is such a nice person, helping you."

I was already looking for blowjobs from men - eventually stopping going to confession. Therefore, I wouldn't have been offended or thought I was being abused, if he became a suck buddy.

 

[kinkyyjulia]

In the train traveling across Europe!

 

[smtst5]

Men’s room at work

 

[PersonalFavors]

In the train traveling across Europe!

That reminded me. I jerked of in the bathroom on an Amtrak from Boston to Philly after a crazy drunk weekend. Couldn't wait any longer.

 

[PleaseLetMeIm]

In the train traveling across Europe!

There is something nice about masturbating on a train

 

[PersonalFavors]

There is something nice about masturbating on a train

I tried on a domestic flight one time but felt like I was taking too long. On a night flight to Europe it was dark enough where I was to do in my pants under the blanket. I came so much it was a mess and I swear the lady next to me could smell it but she didn't let on. I probably creeped her out.

 

[blackstallion21]

nah, it’s too strange even for this crowd

Lets hear it!

 

[blackstallion21]

Quite excited to see that so many people are still responding to this thread! I Love it! haven't been on here a lot lately but I'm glad to be back!

 

[eric_erosfan]

Probably in college when a hot female friend of my roommate came to our room to use his computer to write a paper and I was jacking off on my bed behind her.