Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

[blackstallion21]

Probably in college when a hot female friend of my roommate came to our room to use his computer to write a paper and I was jacking off on my bed behind her.

bold and daring! get caught?

 

[eric_erosfan]

bold and daring! get caught?

No and I even came, some of it hitting her backpack. Had to hold my breath to not make any noise.

 

[KalynDash]

The backseat of a car (while there were people in the front) in a coffee shop parking lot.

 

[ducks]

My work parking lot

 

[womaneater58]

In the lake with friends, standing in about waist deep water. The ladies were beautiful, bikini's were small and I couldn't help myself and stroked for a pretty long time. I suspect one of the ladies was watching me by the flirting and comments she made.

 

[JMac20]

Back of a moving van when I delivered furniture as a teen.

 

[blackstallion21]

Back of a moving van when I delivered furniture as a teen.

i wrote a story about that... well kind of... look for Jays Moving Co

 

[blackstallion21]

these are Hawt Leads... Come on and give a brotha some details... maybe one of you will get a story dedicated to you because I used YOUR PROMPT! LOL

I need some good JUICE to get back into the writing arena! I've been told my readers MISS MEEEE! (*blushes*)

 

[blackstallion21]

My car, job, parking lot, street, forest, park. And the beach today to name a few

the beach today? Were you surrounded by ppl? or secluded?

 

[blackstallion21]

The backseat of a car (while there were people in the front) in a coffee shop parking lot.

Tell Me More... Tell Me More... as John Travolta Says

 

[Filipinawife]

Nude beach. May have been seen

I have made love on the beach it’s amazing

 

[blackstallion21]

Nude beach. May have been seen

Hawt... I wish I were bold enough to fap in public on the beach... the thought alone gives me anxiety! lol

 

[blackstallion21]

I have made love on the beach it’s amazing

story prompt! lol ....to have been a fly on the wall...

 

[Filipinawife]

Hawt... I wish I were bold enough to fap in public on the beach... the thought alone gives me anxiety! lol

I ride a black stallion

 

[blackstallion21]

Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy! lol Well unless you're riding this black stallion! lol

@Jasonp23... Bold and Daring! Love it!

 

[afriquemystique]

I used to masturbate in fields when I had just learnt to drive. I have no idea why, I loved getting off outdoors. I was 17, driving all over these rural areas, pick a field and go magically do my thing.

What a weirdo.

 

[Twistedkink]

In my office

 

[Icekiller56]

Where haven’t I
The craziest places are:
Bathroom at work
Work parking lot
Bathroom in Brazil
Church bathroom
Living room of my mother in laws house

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

Living room of MIL? At Christmas?

 

[Icekiller56]

Living room of MIL? At Christmas?

We were staying there and everyone was either at work or sleeping

 

[woodworkerdom]

college library in the stacks

 

[woodworkerdom]

also hotel stairwell

 

[StaciRay79]

Maybe not the ‘craziest’ but a recent crazy one…

My neighbors are out of town for the week and asked me to feed their cat. Last night hubby and I took advantage of their pool for a naked midnight swim. I sat on the pool edge while he watched me bring myself to orgasm.

This morning I went back for a naked morning swim and repeated the act while FaceTiming hubby who was a work.

 

[womaneater58]

Once I was on my boat, anchored in a shallow area with two other guys and four women. I took a break and was sitting in the drivers seat watching the women with they're very skimpy swimsuits splashing around in the water and watching for tit slips as they climbed in the boat for refreshments and back into the water. Watching them, I realized how hard I had gotten and it would be embarrassing to stand up as my swimsuit was tight, short and my bulge was very pronounced. I don't think I was aware of it at first but eventually realized I was stroking myself over my suit, somewhat concealed by the steering console staring at the women. I applied some suntan oil and also lubed my cock with it as I pulled it out through one leg and stroked myself slowly as I watched everyone. I was intending to edge but after several minutes as one of the women was climbing the ladder into the boat I was staring at her obvious camel toe when I couldn't hold back any longer and shot a nice load, catching some in my hand but mostly down my leg. Looking directly at the camel toe that was now close to me, I took a taste from my hand and used some for lube to keep going. It didn't take long and and I was flaccid enough to stand up with cum dripping down my leg and in no rush, walked the length of the boat and got into the water.
If anyone watched me or observed the cum on my leg they didn't say anything which probably would have been embarrassing, but I have fantasized about the women watching me.

 

[WendyTrilby]

The women's room at Tavern on the Green restaurant in NYC.

I some college friends for lunch at Tavern on the Green in Central Park. We had to wait a while to be seated. One of the group was a guy I had frequent FWB sex in college. He was there with his fiance, but more than once, his hand brushed against my ass at the bar. Two cocktails later we were seated and I could feel his foot rubbing against mine as we ordered. It was so junior high school in nature that it drove me wild. I excused myself and went to the bathroom and Jilled off as quietly as possible (note: quiet for me is still pretty loud).

I chose not to wash the hand I used to vajubliate myself and returned to the table. I reached over to the guy and took his sunglasses off, joking that it was rude to wear sunglasses inside. In doing so, I ensured he could catch the scent off my still-moist fingers. A few minutes later, he excused himself and if I had to guess, went off to give himself a hand.