Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

A dark dorm room in college. My roommate brought this crazy girl over and she tried to get me in a threesome with both of them. I told her I was not comfortable doing what she wanted me to do- I was still a virgin to polyamory at the time, fresh out of a Catholic school, and attracted to her but not my roommate. I didn’t appreciate the situation. So I rejected it, turned away, told them to do whatever they wanted and leave me out of it. They proceeded to turn out the lights and do each other. The sounds and so forth of what then happened in the room where I lay made my body respond and as a longtime bipolar hypersensitive individual, I had to do what I did next. Was it a good come? Yes. I’m not ashamed to admit that.

The morning after, I created a situation where my roommate was motivated to transfer to another dorm room. I won’t go into detail per my memory and respect for this forum. Let’s just say I didn’t want to put up with a similar situation in the future. Later I met and dated a free-spirited polyamorous woman willing to accept my straight orientation and ease me through various repressed feelings I had. So things worked out for me, I like to think. I eventually found the courage to become both a willful swinger and an erotica writer and accept what I am. Hopefully things worked out for the crazy people who initiated me into swinging too. I’ve lost touch with them. Still in touch with the “good witch” swinger who helped me, but we’re not married. I’ve grown to prefer monogamy out of practicality but that doesn’t mean I can’t fantasize or take an occasional adventure. She understands. ;)

Sorry if anyone found this offensive. I had to post something true.
 
Probably not the craziest, but sitting on a bench in my gym's locker room. I was facing away from the rest of the women. I was still naked and about to take a shower. I made believe I was listening to my voice mails with one hand. The other hand was of course...
It still might have be the craziest, but since I do this often it isn't so crazy. I've brought "friends" to the gym with me to do some risky clothing "malfunctions." I've encouraged them to continue the risky behavior in the locker room.
 
A large phone companies central office mechanical room. Inside the air handling unit return section( the unit is big enough you can walk into) i snuck some porno mags in and jerked off. Come to think of it, i was getting paid while masturbating. Dont judge, i got my work done.
 
A large phone companies central office mechanical room. Inside the air handling unit return section( the unit is big enough you can walk into) i snuck some porno mags in and jerked off. Come to think of it, i was getting paid while masturbating. Dont judge, i got my work done.
There’s been many times I got paid to masturbate 😂😂 I never thought of it like that before
 
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