Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

I guess these aren't very crazy, but in my car many times. Often just when bored on long drives I'll have one hand between my legs gently rubbing myself.
Also in pretty much every office I've worked in I've diddled myself in the toilets, sometimes even with other girls in neighbouring cubicles while I try to stay quiet while touching myself.
In my office with the door closed was fun too.
 
I wouldn't say that it was the craziest, but it was highly erotic. I was out by myself in the woods just hiking. It was hot and I decided to take a break. I found a nice quiet spot and sat down. It was peaceful and the way the light was coming in through the trees seem to arouse me. I knew that I was alone and no one would see me, so I stripped down out of my clothes and masturbated. I am not a fan of spit as lubricant, but it was all that I had at the time. It felt good to be naked and free. The warmth of the sun and the air on my body was like no other sensation. I came pretty good too. When I did it was a sight to see as cum splattered the foliage. I have never felt that sensation again. Living in the city you don't get that opportunity. But if you have never tried it, I suggest going out and doing it for yourself.
 
In a room at the urologist’s office to provide a sperm sample to see if the recent vasectomy was successful. Crazy in that everyone that saw you heading for said room knows exactly what you’re doing in there.
 
In a room at the urologist’s office to provide a sperm sample to see if the recent vasectomy was successful. Crazy in that everyone that saw you heading for said room knows exactly what you’re doing in there.
Yes I did the same about 40 years ago.
 
In a room at the urologist’s office to provide a sperm sample to see if the recent vasectomy was successful. Crazy in that everyone that saw you heading for said room knows exactly what you’re doing in there.
That's the same when I went to that one room with my late husband when we were planning infertility treatment. (Though it was too late bc of the hormone treatment he got for his cancer, we would have needed donated sperm.)
 
In a room at the urologist’s office to provide a sperm sample to see if the recent vasectomy was successful. Crazy in that everyone that saw you heading for said room knows exactly what you’re doing in there.
I did it for my wife’s ivf treatments.
 
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