Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

[Smarthomanid2]

I guess these aren't very crazy, but in my car many times. Often just when bored on long drives I'll have one hand between my legs gently rubbing myself.
Also in pretty much every office I've worked in I've diddled myself in the toilets, sometimes even with other girls in neighbouring cubicles while I try to stay quiet while touching myself.

In my office with the door closed was fun too.

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

It's a bit of a long story

I always have time to listen to stories like that.

 

[Retro_Studio]

Going down the road while my wife is driving.

 

[Briant23232323]

I once fingered myself on the floor while 2 guys stood over me masturbating

Would love to hear more!

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Few years back stayed the night in what was basically a convent (weird work trip/conference thing). Crucifix above my bed and everything. While watching lesbian porn.

 

[LonRivers]

I wouldn't say that it was the craziest, but it was highly erotic. I was out by myself in the woods just hiking. It was hot and I decided to take a break. I found a nice quiet spot and sat down. It was peaceful and the way the light was coming in through the trees seem to arouse me. I knew that I was alone and no one would see me, so I stripped down out of my clothes and masturbated. I am not a fan of spit as lubricant, but it was all that I had at the time. It felt good to be naked and free. The warmth of the sun and the air on my body was like no other sensation. I came pretty good too. When I did it was a sight to see as cum splattered the foliage. I have never felt that sensation again. Living in the city you don't get that opportunity. But if you have never tried it, I suggest going out and doing it for yourself.

 

[hadahardon]

The open window of a house I was staying at for the summer.

 

[bobb_sledd]

In a room at the urologist’s office to provide a sperm sample to see if the recent vasectomy was successful. Crazy in that everyone that saw you heading for said room knows exactly what you’re doing in there.

 

[komesh]

In the water of a beach while swimming and watching the women next to me.

 

[komesh]

In a room at the urologist’s office to provide a sperm sample to see if the recent vasectomy was successful. Crazy in that everyone that saw you heading for said room knows exactly what you’re doing in there.

Yes I did the same about 40 years ago.

 

[Strixaluco]

In a room at the urologist’s office to provide a sperm sample to see if the recent vasectomy was successful. Crazy in that everyone that saw you heading for said room knows exactly what you’re doing in there.

That's the same when I went to that one room with my late husband when we were planning infertility treatment. (Though it was too late bc of the hormone treatment he got for his cancer, we would have needed donated sperm.)

 

[ParkerSteve66]

...It felt good to be naked and free. The warmth of the sun and the air on my body was like no other sensation. ... But if you have never tried it, I suggest going out and doing it for yourself.

This is EXACTLY why I am a nudist. The fresh air and warm sun on your entire body feels so good.

 

[Trubbycat]

In a room at the urologist’s office to provide a sperm sample to see if the recent vasectomy was successful. Crazy in that everyone that saw you heading for said room knows exactly what you’re doing in there.

I did it for my wife’s ivf treatments.

 

[Deleted member 1379218]

Panera booth

 

[ParkerSteve66]

Panera booth

What did your order?

 

[DirtyMarine]

Panera booth

So hot!

 

[DirtyMarine]

in the library

Crazy hot. Were you quiet enough? Lol.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

yes i was pretty quiet i think and in a very quiet part of a very big library late one weekend afternoon . . . watching porn but eventually chatting with a man i met here . . .

Were you in the self help section?…

 

[ParkerSteve66]

in the library

In college, I used to jerk-off in the library bathroom

 

[Trubbycat]

Interstate bus

 

[Jonesinforfun69]

Panera booth

So that’s their secret sauce!!

 

[kinkyyjulia]

Between the aisles in a shoe store recently!

 

[kinkyyjulia]

in the library

Loved to do it in the library when I was in college.

 

[DirtyMarine]

Loved to do it in the library when I was in college.

@littlekacey18 @kinkyyjulia
I lost my old Lit profile, but I wrote a piece a long time ago about Library masturbation. A little bit of voyeur/exhibitionism/ caught. I’ll see if I can find it.

 

[DirtyMarine]

@littlekacey18 @kinkyyjulia
I lost my old Lit profile, but I wrote a piece a long time ago about Library masturbation. A little bit of voyeur/exhibitionism/ caught. I’ll see if I can find it.

Found it.