Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

Possibly as a schoolboy in a public bus on the way home from school, left a puddle of cum on the floor beneath my seat.
 
One of the tank gunnery ranges at Ft Hood. I was just out of basic training and was the new guy and hadn’t had sex in months.

We were in between day fire, and night fire qualifying, and they needed a guard to be on the trail for the tanks go back to complete the loop on the range to go back up to the top. God knows why.

Everyone was doing maintenance on their tanks and readying the tanks for night fire. They needed a guard - I was the new guy.

There was absolutely no one around, so I quickly rubbed one out. Felt good, but was incredibly risky. I never would’ve lived that down had i been caught.
 
I have jo on public transportation before but the most exciting part was when i pulled out my cock! I secretly camoflaged it so only one woman would see it. once i started to jo she stares atit and waited until i shot my load across almost hitting her. she wasn't even phased in her posture.
 
Under the table at a restaurant in NYC. My Domme told me to do it and by the look on the face of the waiter, he knew what was going on.
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Hilltop above the road that's now part of the NC500 in NW Scotland. It was less busy back then (talking 40 years ago) but I was young and horny, it was a hot day and I stripped off butt naked and went at it. Semen on hot sandstone 🤣
 
Hilltop above the road that's now part of the NC500 in NW Scotland. It was less busy back then (talking 40 years ago) but I was young and horny, it was a hot day and I stripped off butt naked and went at it. Semen on hot sandstone 🤣
while in school in the library stacks, fantasizing about the front desk librarian with the gorgeous tits
 
I guess these aren't very crazy, but in my car many times. Often just when bored on long drives I'll have one hand between my legs gently rubbing myself.
Also in pretty much every office I've worked in I've diddled myself in the toilets, sometimes even with other girls in neighbouring cubicles while I try to stay quiet while touching myself.
 
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