Cunty kisses and rainbow licks. Ruby is back bitches

If you have that category on your resume, you may as well flaunt it.

Great additions yesterday.
Flaunt flaunt flaunt...
And thanks. Isolation creation is a thing I suppose ;)
A busy busy lady.

Seeing or hearing a ukulele always reminds me of George Formby.

Too busy but at the same time i feel bad for complaining.
.. immediately looks up George Formby....
 
I'm feeling anxious and needy and wanty....something I haven't felt in a long time...it comes from uncertainty ...and , well thank you 2020...
 

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I'm feeling anxious and needy and wanty....something I haven't felt in a long time...it comes from uncertainty ...and , well thank you 2020...

Thank you toilet paper.

Thank you bleach.

Thank you hand sanitizer.

Your uncertainty has brought Ruby’s boobs.
 
I had a dream last night that left me sad, legs shaking. It was a connection, that once lost when I woke up saddened me so much. I've had erotic dreams often, but there was something about this one that felt so real and pure, that I'm still missing it like I would a real lover.

That first pic...it's such perfection that it makes it difficult to describe.
 
Lovely to see you Ruby. :rose: Your nipples always make me want to see if they cut glass :p
 
You're sweet...but hardly even a cousin to perfection.


When I'm cold...yes
And Hiiiiiiii xoxoxoxo:heart:
I'm so bad at reaching out here....but I miss all of you.

I'm envious that you stay away so well. ;) It's always a pleasure to see you. I don't hop around in many of the threads either. So sometimes it takes me a few to see you are back around.
 
Because I need all the attention now....
Also....promise...you'll listen to this...all 4 minutes. Best with headphones and no distractions.
 

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I'm envious that you stay away so well. ;) It's always a pleasure to see you. I don't hop around in many of the threads either. So sometimes it takes me a few to see you are back around.

Lol...it is good I suppose. I like the 'away' but I wish I could real life with some people here though!

I used to come in the playground more but I hardly know anyone...so I hide out over here.

How's life being to you ...kind these days I hope !!!
 
Lol...it is good I suppose. I like the 'away' but I wish I could real life with some people here though!

I used to come in the playground more but I hardly know anyone...so I hide out over here.

How's life being to you ...kind these days I hope !!!

Keeping busy with a new puppy while I'm on this long extended "no work" thing.

I don't know where I belong anymore either. I just randomly post. ;) Prior to the pandemic. I was pretty proud of being able to say I'd met like 12 litsters. Maybe again some day.
 
A lot of people are finding it hard going at the moment. It doesn’t help when different governments around the world are giving different and sometimes conflicting messages about how to deal with this.

You always turn out beautiful photos no matter what the situation.

I should have said that George Formby was a bit before your time. It was the comedy aspect, the innuendo in some of his songs that I remember.
 
Keeping busy with a new puppy while I'm on this long extended "no work" thing.

I don't know where I belong anymore either. I just randomly post. ;) Prior to the pandemic. I was pretty proud of being able to say I'd met like 12 litsters. Maybe again some day.

Everyone's getting a puppy..y puppy loving heart is sooooo jealous lol
12...go girl!
Someday!!!!
A lot of people are finding it hard going at the moment. It doesn’t help when different governments around the world are giving different and sometimes conflicting messages about how to deal with this.

You always turn out beautiful photos no matter what the situation.

I should have said that George Formby was a bit before your time. It was the comedy aspect, the innuendo in some of his songs that I remember.

Fortunately, our provincial government seems to be level headed and people hear aren't too resistant. Our cases are very low, most being in a seniors residence sadly. But I'm being extra careful because I have a high risk child.
I just miss my family, like many.

I give the credit to my phone app lol

I've looked him up..this is now on my to learn list lol
https://youtu.be/sfmAeijj5cM
 
Let me be the little spoon and wiggle until I'm comfy...
 

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Goddamn, girl...I'd take that offer over my morning coffee, and I fucking love my morning coffee.
 
Goddamn, girl...I'd take that offer over my morning coffee, and I fucking love my morning coffee.


Did I mention I work at a small batch organic Fairtrade coffee Roastery? I have access to the best.
Coffee and spooning are a mutual thing in this house...because I fucking love my morning coffee too!
 
Did I mention I work at a small batch organic Fairtrade coffee Roastery? I have access to the best.
Coffee and spooning are a mutual thing in this house...because I fucking love my morning coffee too!

Well, fuck. Why couldn't I get quarantined at your place?
 
Well, fuck. Why couldn't I get quarantined at your place?

It's one of life's biggest mysteries;)
Ps...I'm drinking a medium-plus roast right now. It's got a smokey sweetness reminiscent of toasted almonds, a Central American and Asian blend.

☝️That's some coffee porn for you
 
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My neighbours have a radio hilly billy wired to the outside of their house...it plays 24/7/365.
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It plays country music...and now that it's open window season and we're home all the time....I might go crazy.
Any tips on how to not get killed trying to sabotage that thing?
 
My neighbours have a radio hilly billy wired to the outside of their house...it plays 24/7/365.
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It plays country music...and now that it's open window season and we're home all the time....I might go crazy.
Any tips on how to not get killed trying to sabotage that thing?

I probably, definitely, would’ve made somebody cry.

Vigilante justice.

Invoked my rights against cruel and I unusual punishment.

Mental manslaughter.

Cranked Meshuggah.

Cut the power to their house.

Insulted their intelligence.

Baseball bats.

Bluetooth headphones if I was feeling nice.

I would definitely not put up with that shit.

Oh yeah, you’re in Canada. I would not say sorry as I remind them of their great health care coverage and how they are going to need it.

Sorry if that didn’t come out clear. I just woke up.
 
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