Damn. It happened again.

[LadyJeanne]

LadyJeanne, you need a good break-up song to get you over this creep. There's one I've always listened to that does the trick. It's written from the male point of view, but it's not too hard to imagine it the opposite way.

Tonio K - Life in the Food Chain album. Song #9: H-A-T-R-E-D.

You won't be sorry.

Hmmmm.... I hadn't thought about break-up songs yet. I wonder if there's a way I can put this to music:

HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON

 

[Gringao]

Hmmmm.... I hadn't thought about break-up songs yet. I wonder if there's a way I can put this to music:

HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON HE'S A MORON

How about these lyrics:

Well I know it's not unusual, it's nothin' so unique
There's probably hundreds of wonderful love affairs
That go bad in this town every week (it's big town...)
But all of them others, those sad-hearted lovers
Can cry in their beer, what the hey
It didn't concern me, it was none of my business
I never had nothin' to say.
But suddenly, darlin', the tables have turned
You have left me for somebody new.
And now it's hard to express the resentment I feel
For the years I pissed away on you.

CHORUS:
I'm full of H-A-T-R-E-D!
I'm bitter, I'm maligned!
You got me P-I-S-S-E-D off
I'm angry most of the time
Why don't G-O-T-O H-E-DOUBLE-L
You ass, you philandering prick!
I'm going to K-I-L-L one of us baby
When I'm sober, I'll decide on which!

Now wait a minute!!

I know I'm acting immature, I'm acting like a child
I know I should display some self-control
Instead of going wild like this.
I know that all this is simply life, which includes pain
And I should act upon the actual fact that nobody is to blame
Oh I wish I was as mellow, as for instance Jackson Browne
But fountain of sorrow, my ass mother-fucker,
I hope you wind up in the ground!!!

I'm full off....etc.

Guaranteed to have you on your feet giving the one-fingered salute to your faithless ex.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Guaranteed to have you on your feet giving the one-fingered salute to your faithless ex.

Oh, yes, those lyrics get to the heart of it. It sucks that the people who hurt us don't hurt nearly as much as the hurtee. I try to believe that his karma will get him in the end, but it's not so satisfying now.

 

[Gringao]

Oh, yes, those lyrics get to the heart of it. It sucks that the people who hurt us don't hurt nearly as much as the hurtee. I try to believe that his karma will get him in the end, but it's not so satisfying now.

Yeah, we'd all like a more immediate payback, wouldn't we?

Keep your chin up, Jeanne...we're all pulling for you.