Dealing with the Neighbors...

[Metal_Monkey]

You know, she always does have a certain look about her. She grits her teeth. A LOT.

Wonder why that is?

S.

<deadpan> Gas. </deadpan>

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

Sheath

Can I play the part of the supportive neighbor that is alway suggesting different meathods of retailation/ revenge? Can I, can I, can I????????

Holden

 

[sheath]

Hawk: Just tell Sheath if she wants something black, mean and dangerous to just let me know.

How did I possibly miss this little gem earlier in the thread?

So, just how dangerous are we talking about here...?

S.

 

[bobsgirl]

<deadpan> Gas. </deadpan>

Okay, friends, how do I clean Pepsi off the keyboard that got there from laughing at this?

 

[sheath]

Re: Sheath

Can I play the part of the supportive neighbor that is alway suggesting different meathods of retailation/ revenge? Can I, can I, can I????????

Holden

Yep.

Who wants to play the Director? That is a role that calls for tons of meldrama, pussy-footing and attempted fast-talking to get yourself out of all kinds of problems. You also have to look down your nose all the time and have a self-righteous air of indignation that someone might actually be able to ENJOY sex, much less write about it, God Forbid and Father Forgive Us...

So, who wants it?

S.

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

Re: Re: Sheath

Yep.

Who wants to play the Director? That is a role that calls for tons of meldrama, pussy-footing and attempted fast-talking to get yourself out of all kinds of problems. You also have to look down your nose all the time and have a self-righteous air of indignation that someone might actually be able to ENJOY sex, much less write about it, God Forbid and Father Forgive Us...

So, who wants it?

S.

Does it entail sleeping with any of the female cast members??????

Holden

 

[ABN_Ranger]

God I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry I missed this when it started... Just when I was about ready to give up on finding a focus for my destructive tendancies... hehehehehehe


J

 

[sheath]

Re: Re: Re: Sheath

Does it entail sleeping with any of the female cast members??????

Holden

*gasp*

The Director, a female, a closet lesbian?

This just went from documentary to Movie of the Week!

S.

 

[sheath]

God I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry I missed this when it started... Just when I was about ready to give up on finding a focus for my destructive tendancies... hehehehehehe


J

You're more than welcome, Ranger.

You can play the...well...Ranger.

S.

 

[ABN_Ranger]

Ok... here's what ya need...

1. Back-ho
2. A poo load of lumber
3. Power tools
4. An even bigger poo load of water
5. Lots of BIG rocks
6. Livestock
7. Someone who's good at building things and likes playing with catapults.
8. Sharks, Pirahna and Gators.

nuff said


J

 

[ABN_Ranger]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Sheath

*gasp*

The Director, a female, a closet lesbian?

This just went from documentary to Movie of the Week!

S.

Nope... After School Special. hehehehehehehe

J

 

[Spenser41]

How did I possibly miss this little gem earlier in the thread?

So, just how dangerous are we talking about here...?

S.

Spenser: Hon you will have to talk to Hawk about that. I am too innocent and pure to think of you in that way. Well with Hawk that is. Now if you were talking you and I???? Well, I do have my dreams.

 

[ABN_Ranger]

You're more than welcome, Ranger.

You can play the...well...Ranger.

S.

I dunno... that might be a stretch... I'm afraid I'll get type-cast... Oh hey... can i be the Village Idiot... I've got experience in that one or the beligerant crazy guy down the street... I can pull that off. I'll walk around in nothing but a kilt and pink bunny slippers, telling everyone to "PISS OFF!" Yeah... that's it!

J

 

[sheath]

Ok... here's what ya need...

1. Back-ho
2. A poo load of lumber
3. Power tools
4. An even bigger poo load of water
5. Lots of BIG rocks
6. Livestock
7. Someone who's good at building things and likes playing with catapults.
8. Sharks, Pirahna and Gators.

nuff said


J

Never underestimate the sheer "fuck-'em-up" ability of Ranger.

S.

 

[ABN_Ranger]

Yup... I are a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, bad man... but it's like I tell the wifey-poo... when I'm good I'm good, but when I'm bad... I'm in a class all my own. hehehe

J

 

[sheath]

Spenser: Hon you will have to talk to Hawk about that. I am too innocent and pure to think of you in that way. Well with Hawk that is. Now if you were talking you and I???? Well, I do have my dreams.

So Hawk can plot against Debbie while I keep you occupied?

S.

 

[sheath]

*A break for a short update...*

My attorney is working with the ACLU as we speak, going over the facts, and deciding if we have a case or not.

And the latest complaint, which was duly reported to me, was that my little girl picked one flower from a neighbor's yard...and the neighbor was mad at her for it.

Considering my children don't leave my yard, I'm incredibly impressed with her flower-picking abilities!

*Back to the plotting*

S.

 

[cecelia]

I swear, this whole situation has moved from the infuriating to the ridiculous. Are you sure you aren't being 'punk'd'?

(I want to play the attorney.... or, better yet, the judge)

 

[ABN_Ranger]

See... since they don't leave the yard... the fortified wall and moat will be fine right? Y a see where I'm going with this??? Hehehehe... I always wanted to build a castle... now excuse me while I go back to looking for those damned catapult blueprints.

J

 

[Mrs Peel]

The Judge! Here's an idea for the Judge character....I bet he'd find for Sheath!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html


I can tell I need to start working on finding financing & distibution!

 

[ABN_Ranger]

Hehe... that's good... hehehe... kinda like the pilot we caught spanking it in the cockpit... hehehe, no joke.

J

 

[SlickTony]

Are you sure you aren't being 'punk'd'?

Now, I'd be willing to play along with that, if Ashton Kutcher was still involved in the program...but now that he's got other fish to fry, never mind...

I hope you can get this persecution to end sometime. If it gets too much for you, I suggest that when you unload the house, you sell it to an associate of Debbie's ex. Wouldn't she have terms of parole or probation or something that would forbid her to be within a certain distance of folks like that? And there he'd be next door...

 

[sheath]

I swear, this whole situation has moved from the infuriating to the ridiculous. Are you sure you aren't being 'punk'd'?

(I want to play the attorney.... or, better yet, the judge)

At this point, I'm not even angry all that much...it's just too fucking comical. How can I not laugh at this? I mean...neighbors actually reporting something like a child picking a FLOWER? And being upset over it? Don't even bother to consider that it could not possibly have happened.

In fact, half the allegations that my attorney has looked into were reported as happening during the time my children were on vacation at St. Thomas for a week. They weren't even in the damn COUNTRY!

Guess I have incredible time-travelers here, huh?

S.

 

[someplace]

At this point, I'm not even angry all that much...it's just too fucking comical. How can I not laugh at this? I mean...neighbors actually reporting something like a child picking a FLOWER? And being upset over it? Don't even bother to consider that it could not possibly have happened.

In fact, half the allegations that my attorney has looked into were reported as happening during the time my children were on vacation at St. Thomas for a week. They weren't even in the damn COUNTRY!

Guess I have incredible time-travelers here, huh?

S.

Yes, but it does help document how baseless the claims (as a group) are. Their credibility is slipping (a lot!). Looks like they've taken enough rope to hang themselves. Your lawyer must be thinking it's going to be like shooting fish in a barrel. Hang in there.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

Re: Re: Sheath

Yep.

Who wants to play the Director? That is a role that calls for tons of meldrama, pussy-footing and attempted fast-talking to get yourself out of all kinds of problems. You also have to look down your nose all the time and have a self-righteous air of indignation that someone might actually be able to ENJOY sex, much less write about it, God Forbid and Father Forgive Us...

So, who wants it?

S.

I could so do this for you...... could I be a closet lesbian freak too?






yeah, it's been awhile since I've gotten any.......