Dear Litster...

[pleaz_me]

Dear Greedy Assed Litster,

Vacation is vacation, therefore all alcohol is fair game.

~Needs to be drnk Litsrer

 

[sasebrats]

Dear I didn't drink it all Litster,

Make sure you don't place blame on the innocent.


Still laughing over that one Litster.

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Alcohol Abuse Spewing Litster,

It wasn't me! Honest!

~Innocent Litster

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Made me Spew Malibu out my Nose Litster,

Remember who vacationed with you three times last summer?


I know better Litster.

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Wise Litster,

It was the dog. He drank it. ~Nods~

~Lying Litster

 

[sasebrats]

Dear full of crap litster,


What dog? I didn't see no fuckin' dog.

Gonna go to Walgreen's and get another pair of reading glasses Litster

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Blind Litster,

The big black one. Big 'n hairy he was. Crap. He wasn't in Iowa, was he?

~Looking for new excuses Litster

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear Litster..

Me and a good buddy where talking the other day and noted we'd not seen you about in these parts for a while..

Come on kid, get yer ass back even just to say hi

 

[omahaman2]

Dear drunk blind litsers who cant remeber the dog!

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/23490/heiniken_drunk_dog/

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Blind Litster,

The big black one. Big 'n hairy he was. Crap. He wasn't in Iowa, was he?

~Looking for new excuses Litster

Dear you better just give up Litster,

He wasn't that hairy after we lit those fireworks.

Love,
Firebug

 

[sasebrats]

Dear drunk blind litsers who cant remeber the dog!

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/23490/heiniken_drunk_dog/

Dear reminding litster,

He was in the parking lot that night I tried to blow up his master's car!

lethal litster

 

[omahaman2]

Dear lethal litser
Maybe we can get some warmth from it

http://www.talkingproud.us/ImagesIntlrelationships/IraqWatch2005/Elections/CarBombExplodes.jpg

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Thinking Litster!

That looks like Mark running away from a firecracker!


Still laughing over trying to blow him back to London.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Smoke Free Litster...


I LOVE YOU! AND AM PROUD OF YOU.

yay!!!!

 

[MsTexas]

Dear Cookie Waiting Litster ...

I ate one.

Sincerely,

Cookie Stealin Litster

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Sappy Litster,

I hope this was the weekend that changes your life and that it was everything you wanted it to be! You deserve all the best

Not-So-Sappy Litster Gal Pal

 

[omahaman2]

Dear fellow resident LITser

How cold did you say it was outside?

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Not payting attention Litster

It's 3 degrees here with a windchill of -21 and winds of 45mph.

Bundled up warm Litster

 

[omahaman2]

Dear boss if you are a litser litser
not you jenny

Do I really have to go to sioux city tomorrow?

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Payback Litster,

You can't say you forgot so stop being as stubborn as me. I can still find your addy.

~Patiently waiting to ship Litster

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Payback Litster,

You can't say you forgot so stop being as stubborn as me. I can still find your addy.

~Patiently waiting to ship Litster

Dear Fed Ex

Oops...

Keeping the lady waiting Litster.

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Litster,

How is it that you do what you do to me? It's not a feeling I'm accustomed to- but it's one that I like very much

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Stubborn Litster,

Shipping day ends Friday. FedEx isn't running after that.

~No patience Litster

 

[omahaman2]

Dear jenny litser,
Can I have the remote?
Signed
Oman

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Oman Litster,

http://www.geekalerts.com/u/gig-remote.jpg

~Smart-assed Litster