Dear Litster...

[sasebrats]

Dear Litster,

You go girl

Dear Litster,

Do I really have to go?

 

[AboutFace]

Dear Litster,

7:40am is not too early. My coffee is already tainted with bailey's.

Dear Litster,

Hmmmm.... now that's an idea! *goes to cabinet to get a shot*

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Litster,

Just bring back the bottle.

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Litster,

The bottle is now empty.

Sowwy

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Litster,

I can't wait 'till we hit the town, it'll be quadruple trebles all around

Dear Litster,

I never come between a woman and her voddie. When are we hittin the town? Now? Now's good!

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Litster,


Thought you said you were still waiting for a slave to get your coffee..

Dear Litster,

The slave quit. I guess I didn't pay enough

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Litster,

The slave quit. I guess I didn't pay enough

Dear Litster..

You know what I say...put out or get out.

 

[Essa]

Dear Litster,

Do I really have to go?

Dear Litster,

Yes.

Just leave the bottle behind.

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Litster,

Mark this day down on the calendar.

 

[MsTexas]

Dear Litster ...

Can we fuck already?

 

[Essa]

Dear Litster,

I never come between a woman and her voddie. When are we hittin the town? Now? Now's good!

Dear Litster,

We mustn't let the small fact of an ocean between us get in the way of a girlie night out,

I'll just get me coat and me armbands

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Litster,

Yes.

Just leave the bottle behind.

Dear Litster,

I might be blonde and not the brightest crayon in the box that much I do know but if you think I'm leaving my voddie back here you are fucking nuts in the head.

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Litster ...

Can we fuck already?

Dear Litster,

No you have to wait like the rest of us.

 

[MsTexas]

Dear Litster,

I might be blonde and not the brightest crayon in the box that much I do know but if you think I'm leaving my voddie back here you are fucking nuts in the head.

Dear Litster ...

That comment made me piss my pants.

Thanks

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Litster..

You know what I say...put out or get out.

Dear Litster,

I tried. She didn't want me.

~sobs~

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Litster ...

That comment made me piss my pants.

Thanks

Dear Litster,

Pissin' better than pukin'

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Litster,

We mustn't let the small fact of an ocean between us get in the way of a girlie night out,

I'll just get me coat and me armbands

Dear Litster,

I'm going to have to forego the night out. The boss just called

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Litster,

I tried. She didn't want me.

~sobs~

Dear Litster,


I'll take you later.

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Litster,

I'm going to have to forego the night out. The boss just called

Dear Litster,

Tell him to fuck off.

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Litster,


I'll take you later.

Dear Litster,

Tell him to fuck off.

Dear Litster,

I called him back to tell him I'm calling in fucked.

He said tough shit.

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Litster,


See you tonight.

 

[Essa]

Dear Litster,

I might be blonde and not the brightest crayon in the box that much I do know but if you think I'm leaving my voddie back here you are fucking nuts in the head.

Dear Litster,

Damn...and there I was thinking my plan was foolproof

 

[Essa]

Dear Litster,

I'm going to have to forego the night out. The boss just called

Dear Litster

Fuck it

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Litster

Fuck it

Dear Litster,

I tried. See above.

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear Litster,

Yes Ma'am, I am smart and jack And I am thankful you and I are talking

Signed

The Smart ass Jack ass