Dear Litster...

[Essa]

Dear Litster,

I can't believe you took me out for a bloody steak...and then proceeded to eat the bloody steak with relish

We could have sued you know

 

[Guest]

Dear Listers

I didn't do what I did as payback for you two teasing me all the time.

Honest...

But I sure wish I'd thought of it.

 

[keiffers]

.....

 

[Razzbeary]

Dear Litster,

I don't believe you.. not for one second..
I think you knew perfectly well what you were doing, and what "state" it would leave us in..

The question now is, what shall the retaliation be like?

 

[hdlynnette]

Dear Litster,

Will you be my Valentine?

 

[sirgary]

...<blush>....

 

[Guest]

Dear Litsters

Thanks for keeping me sane.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Litster,

Will you be my Valentine?

Sweetness, who doesn't want to be your Valentine?

 

[SecretLove69]

Dear Litster

I'm not mad at you, I'm just disappointed and really, really sad. I sort of let myself think that I meant something to you and I can see now that I don't.

I'm not sure what to do now - go forward like it's nothing or just remain as we are. I hate this because I truly care about you and I'm not sure what you feel about me.

Just sad I guess.

 

[Vampladydi]

Dear Litster,

Happy Valentine's Day

 

[sirgary]

Dear Litster,

Happy Valentine's Day

...thank you....I've been polishing my machine gun all day....

 

[sweetgypsy]

Dear Litster,

The past few weeks have been a real struggle for me........so much drama........so many tears..........but through it all you have been there for me, to hear me vent, heal my tears, make me smile. You may think of me as your angel but actually you are mine. Your friendship and kindness, your warnth and your laughs, your openess and your 'voice', has meant more to me than anything. I am so greatful that you are in my life...........and I am glad for the time we have together............hoping for more.



...........flying to the moon and back

 

[Guest]

Dear Litster,

I'm sick of your shit! You come online and post all your whiny, no-one-wants-me crap all the damn time! I'm done with you. If you cannot see that people here love and care about you then forget it. I'm tired of how you constantly talk down about yourself and your posts only look like a pathetic attempt at getting attention.....how are we to know if you're for real if you keep posting that shit? HUH????

Well, until you realize people here love and care about you and that your actually worth something to people in this world.....I'm not going to bother with you anymore.

 

[candiman40]

Dear Litster ~


Yes

 

[Guest]

Dear Litster ~


Yes

Dear Litster,

miss chatting with you

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Snortin' Litster,

Want a rose?

Bet I know what image you just got in your head... don't laugh now...



xo,
D.A.H.C.S

 

[Gracie29]

Dear DAHCS Litster,

*dies in a fit of snortin' laughter*

Are you happy now, bitchardo?



Loves you,
Mildredsnort

 

[asian_princess]

Dear MildredSnort,

A talkin', laughing, snortin' corpse.

Just what I want for this special day.

Much better than a.... ROSE

Aw...you just saw it again didn't

Loves you,
MaudeSnort.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear MaudeSnort,

You promised.

Keep your promise.

Dammit.

*sniffles in embarrassment*,
Mildredsnort

 

[asian_princess]

Dear MildredSnort.

I am SO keeping my promise.

But if my head flies off my body from the sheer strain of holding in the laughter, it'll totally be your fault.

I'm begging you though, never do this to me again.

Next time you tell me something like this, don't make me promisse I can't laugh.

I'm sure it's some form of medieval torture.

*wraps a blanket around your shoulders*

Wha? You looked cold <-- that's a grin, not a laughing face. Totally allowed.

Loves you.
Maudesnort.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Maudesnort,

I don't believe you're keepin' your promise.

And furthermore, I believe that my predicament this mornin' is totally all your fault. You know me. You should've asked the question that could've saved me from this embarrassin' situation.

*glares at the blanket*

You're not allowed to grin either.

*pinch*,
Mildredsnort

 

[asian_princess]

Dear MildredSnort,

I totally am keeping my promise...i'm just laughing at that thing YOU were laughing at before *nods*

And I totally WAS going to ask you that question, but I refrained in fear of you glareypinching me because it seemed like such a silly question. *sighs* next time i'll know better

*soothes the poor defenseless blanket*

Hey, grinning was totally not part of the deal.
I can grin all I like See?

*pinches harder*

Loves you.
MaudeSnort.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Litster
please tell Maggie May
to fuck off and go away

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Litsters A and G.

I just read all of the above, and I believe you have made me dizzy. And don't you dare say "dizzier!!!!"

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster Momma K,

I didn't say it. She did

Mwahhhhhhhhhhhh,
G