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Dear Stalker-Litster,

You've been neglecting your duties. I haven't felt like I've been watched in days now, even though I'm leaving the curtains open at night and deliberately walking around the place naked all the time in front of the hidden cameras.

What's going on?

LM x
:kiss:
 
lovemonster said:
Dear Stalker-Litster,

You've been neglecting your duties. I haven't felt like I've been watched in days now, even though I'm leaving the curtains open at night and deliberately walking around the place naked all the time in front of the hidden cameras.

What's going on?

LM x
:kiss:
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Dear Exhibitionist-Litster,

I've been busy stalking others for a while. I'll be back outside your window tomorrow night.

:kiss:
 
lovemonster said:
Dear Stalker-Litster,

You've been neglecting your duties. I haven't felt like I've been watched in days now, even though I'm leaving the curtains open at night and deliberately walking around the place naked all the time in front of the hidden cameras.

What's going on?

LM x
:kiss:
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Dear Stalkee Litster,

Those nice boys in Blue were very interested in my wildlife program and spent days talking to me about it. For some reason they seemed to find the Greater Breasted Golddigger most amusing, but i cant fathom out why :confused:

They've run out of questions though, Normal service will be resumed shortly. Oh and Three streets down gets fresh bread delivered too. Ummmm Got fresh bread delivered ;)

:kiss:
 
BlueMorpho said:
Dear Exhibitionist-Litster,

I've been busy stalking others for a while. I'll be back outside your window tomorrow night.

:kiss:
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Dear Stalker-Litster(2),

Perhaps you might like to team up with Stalker-Litster(1), that way you can keep each other company when there's not much going on and I only have to do one hot water bottle and thermos run each night?

Yours in anticipation,

Stalkee-Litster
:kiss:
 
MSH2 said:
Dear Stalkee Litster,

Those nice boys in Blue were very interested in my wildlife program and spent days talking to me about it. For some reason they seemed to find the Greater Breasted Golddigger most amusing, but i cant fathom out why :confused:

They've run out of questions though, Normal service will be resumed shortly. Oh and Three streets down gets fresh bread delivered too. Ummmm Got fresh bread delivered ;)

:kiss:
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Dear Stalker-Litster(1),

I never realised that our local constabulary are a bunch of twitchers, I knew they were a group of merchant bankers, but that's only on the weekends.

I seem to have found you a stalker companion, I do hope you can find room in your tree for her?

I made some vids just in case you missed anything so I'll leave them under the mat for you to collect in the morning,

Yours twitchingly,

Stalkee-Litster
:kiss:
 
Dear Litster ...

This is your personal invitation to come around more often.

Sincerely,

Personal Invitetor
 
Dear Litster....thanks for coming into my picture thread and posting that I'm fat. That was so thoughtful of you and totally made my evening.
jackass
 
elizabeth22673 said:
Dear Litster....thanks for coming into my picture thread and posting that I'm fat. That was so thoughtful of you and totally made my evening.
jackass
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Dear Litster,

Own the word fat the way lesbians own the word dyke. You ever hear someone called "skinny & happy"? No, it's "fat & happy"!

Signed lovingly,

A fellow "fat" chick & great admirer of yours

:kiss:
 
BlueMorpho said:
Dear Litster,

Own the word fat the way lesbians own the word dyke. You ever hear someone called "skinny & happy"? No, it's "fat & happy"!

Signed lovingly,

A fellow "fat" chick & great admirer of yours

:kiss:
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Dear Litster,

Wonderful words of wisdom.

*hugs*
 
Dear Litster,

Fat is a relative thing.....for instance, the fattest thing on my body is my head...but I can still wear a hat...:D....

...I am lucky that the few who like to hang with me overlook that part...

......how does one diet the brain I wonder...:rolleyes::rolleyes:

...:cool:...
 
Dear Litster,

I would like to sincerely apologise that my password was too hard for you to figure out.

Contrary to popular belief, it’s not “huggles” or “jewwybaby”. I’m sorry if you wasted two of your five tries on those to no avail. Just to help you out, it’s also not “Appy”, “DanielCraig007” or “icecreammarshmallowshooter” I wanted that last one, but turns out it’s too many characters.

If you would like to PM me, perhaps we can discuss an alternative password that would be easier for you to guess, or you can ask me for clues to aid you in your endeavour. I promise not to make them too cryptic. I do know how simple concepts can tend to elude you, such as… using your OWN user id and password to log onto Literotica, instead of someone else’s, and also, probably, breathing, without someone there to constantly remind you.

Nevertheless, we must all have our hobbies. While I would rate reading notes that are a private communication between two other people and therefore, have nothing to do with me, somewhere between dung beetle racing and watching someone else’s toenail polish dry, who am I to judge what tickles your fancy?

I do, however, ask that, on the never chance that you may gain access, please do keep everything in order, and refrain from posting in any Am Pic threads. I tend to only, at most, lurk there.

Perhaps you can also keep to trying to log into my account during hours when I’m not on lit. As you can imagine, constantly being locked out for 15 minutes at a time does have such a detrimental effect on my mental state, and social life.

Again, feel free to PM for my work schedule.

Sincerely…amused,
x
 
asian_princess said:
Dear Litster,

I would like to sincerely apologise that my password was too hard for you to figure out.

Contrary to popular belief, it’s not “huggles” or “jewwybaby”. I’m sorry if you wasted two of your five tries on those to no avail. Just to help you out, it’s also not “Appy”, “DanielCraig007” or “icecreammarshmallowshooter” I wanted that last one, but turns out it’s too many characters.

If you would like to PM me, perhaps we can discuss an alternative password that would be easier for you to guess, or you can ask me for clues to aid you in your endeavour. I promise not to make them too cryptic. I do know how simple concepts can tend to elude you, such as… using your OWN user id and password to log onto Literotica, instead of someone else’s, and also, probably, breathing, without someone there to constantly remind you.

Nevertheless, we must all have our hobbies. While I would rate reading notes that are a private communication between two other people and therefore, have nothing to do with me, somewhere between dung beetle racing and watching someone else’s toenail polish dry, who am I to judge what tickles your fancy?

I do, however, ask that, on the never chance that you may gain access, please do keep everything in order, and refrain from posting in any Am Pic threads. I tend to only, at most, lurk there.

Perhaps you can also keep to trying to log into my account during hours when I’m not on lit. As you can imagine, constantly being locked out for 15 minutes at a time does have such a detrimental effect on my mental state, and social life.

Again, feel free to PM for my work schedule.

Sincerely…amused,
x
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...darn.....I was sure it was icecreammarshmallowshooter....as long as we are guessing.....

...how about "mytitsaresolf&plum"....

...........:rose:...............
 
sirgary said:
...darn.....I was sure it was icecreammarshmallowshooter....as long as we are guessing.....

...how about "mytitsaresolf&plum"....

...........:rose:...............
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*laughs*

See, one of the joys if it were you Sirgarykins, is that I could tell you what it is and you'd still spell it wrong :eek: :D :D
 
asian_princess said:
Dear Litster,

I would like to sincerely apologise that my password was too hard for you to figure out.

Contrary to popular belief, it’s not “huggles” or “jewwybaby”. I’m sorry if you wasted two of your five tries on those to no avail. Just to help you out, it’s also not “Appy”, “DanielCraig007” or “icecreammarshmallowshooter” I wanted that last one, but turns out it’s too many characters.

If you would like to PM me, perhaps we can discuss an alternative password that would be easier for you to guess, or you can ask me for clues to aid you in your endeavour. I promise not to make them too cryptic. I do know how simple concepts can tend to elude you, such as… using your OWN user id and password to log onto Literotica, instead of someone else’s, and also, probably, breathing, without someone there to constantly remind you.

Nevertheless, we must all have our hobbies. While I would rate reading notes that are a private communication between two other people and therefore, have nothing to do with me, somewhere between dung beetle racing and watching someone else’s toenail polish dry, who am I to judge what tickles your fancy?

I do, however, ask that, on the never chance that you may gain access, please do keep everything in order, and refrain from posting in any Am Pic threads. I tend to only, at most, lurk there.

Perhaps you can also keep to trying to log into my account during hours when I’m not on lit. As you can imagine, constantly being locked out for 15 minutes at a time does have such a detrimental effect on my mental state, and social life.

Again, feel free to PM for my work schedule.

Sincerely…amused,
x
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*SNORT* LOL Can I please CC this to the person who tried to break into Denali's account too?
 
asian_princess said:
*laughs*

See, one of the joys if it were you Sirgarykins, is that I could tell you what it is and you'd still spell it wrong :eek: :D :D
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...which is why my password is kat.....opps....cat.....darn....when will they put spellcheck in Lit....takes me an hour to sign on...next time I will use god...opps...I mean dog....:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

...hope you got an IP address from your creeper...;)
 
Dear Litsters,

I've just discovered my sixty year old Mother has been paying a psychiatrist £60 ($177, give or take) an hour every week for the past two-and-a-half years.

~ I think she's crazy.

~ What should I do?
 
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