Dear Litster...

[kendra1980]

Dear Litster Momma K,

I didn't say it. She did

Mwahhhhhhhhhhhh,
G

Dear Lister Gracie....

My decoder ring is broken...I'll just pretend I know what all that was about, and sit my dizzy ass down! *thinking those blonde highlights I had her put in today were a mistake *

 

[MSH2]

Dear Lister Gracie....

My decoder ring is broken...I'll just pretend I know what all that was about, and sit my dizzy ass down! *thinking those blonde highlights I had her put in today were a mistake *

Dear Litster

I so want to make a comment about your comment, but I've grown rather attached to my testicles over the years and know too many blondes

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Lister Gracie....

My decoder ring is broken...I'll just pretend I know what all that was about, and sit my dizzy ass down! *thinking those blonde highlights I had her put in today were a mistake *

Dear Momma K Litster,

The gist of it was . . . I was havin' some heatin' problems and she found it funny. *sniffles* She should be punished, right?

I bet you look absolutely gorgeous, btw

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Litster

I so want to make a comment about your comment, but I've grown rather attached to my testicles over the years and know too many blondes

shhhh, don't tell, but I think those blonde streaks are SERIOUSLY affecting me!!!

errr, or that's what I'm gonna use as an excuse til their gone, or dammit, maybe I will just keep them!


*ponders the question...is MSH2 attached to his testicles...or are they attached to him?*

 

[MSH2]

shhhh, don't tell, but I think those blonde streaks are SERIOUSLY affecting me!!!

errr, or that's what I'm gonna use as an excuse til their gone, or dammit, maybe I will just keep them!


*ponders the question...is MSH2 attached to his testicles...or are they attached to him?*

Dear Litster

Good plan

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Momma K Litster,

The gist of it was . . . I was havin' some heatin' problems and she found it funny. *sniffles* She should be punished, right?

I bet you look absolutely gorgeous, btw

Alas, I will never be as gorgeous as my girl...you know her, right?


I'm afraid APpy would like that punishment too much. And as fun as it would be to give her one, if she likes it, it's not a good punishment.


We'll have to think of something else. Maybe some form of shoe torture.

 

[Gracie29]

Alas, I will never be as gorgeous as my girl...you know her, right?


I'm afraid APpy would like that punishment too much. And as fun as it would be to give her one, if she likes it, it's not a good punishment.


We'll have to think of something else. Maybe some form of shoe torture.

I know not of whom you speak!

Yeah, I totally already snuck in and stole all her shoes. Poor thing. Doesn't realize I pulled her boots on over my tweety pj's and ran to Starbucks . . . and didn't bring her anything back

 

[Kylan]

Dear Litster.

Thank you for your PM.

After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me your body.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection PM‘s. Indeed, I’ve had such a wide and varied field of rejections from such a promising group of candidates that it is impossible for me to accept all the rejections I‘ve received.

I’m truly sorry to say I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time, but I would like to take this opportunity to wish you well for the future.

Sincerely

@>,-'Kylan,-'-​

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

SNORT!!!

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Litster.

Thank you for your PM.

After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me your body.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection PM‘s. Indeed, I’ve had such a wide and varied field of rejections from such a promising group of candidates that it is impossible for me to accept all the rejections I‘ve received.

I’m truly sorry to say I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time, but I would like to take this opportunity to wish you well for the future.

Sincerely

@>,-'Kylan,-'-​

Made me snort too!

 

[Kylan]

Dear Litsters.

Good evening ladies ... I don't what you two take to look so good, but it works.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

You're doin' the thing again. You know, the thing I hate . . . that starts with an L.

 

[Kylan]

Dear Litster.

I would have no idea how to do that thing that I have no idea how to do with such a wonderfully seductive woman as your beautific self.

In fact, I'd have an L of a job.

 

[tnblondie]

Dear Lister,

How the hell did I catch your flu from that damn far away??

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

Even in your denial of doin' that thing that you swear you have no idea how to do, you make me want to kick you. Just sayin'.

Oh. Would it help if someone fired you from that L of a job?

 

[Kylan]

Dear Litster.

Has anyone ever told you how adorable you look when you want to kick someone? It's just so cute the way you wrinkle your pert little nose like that ... just sayin'

I swear, if I'm fired from this L of a job once more, I'm not coming back.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

How you knew I was wrinklin' my overlarge warty nose . . . I don't wanna know.

Aw, take heart in that you'll assuredly be able to find another position doin' that L of a job that you love.

Now, I must be off to make fun of couples who are out dinin' on this screwed up day.

 

[Kylan]

Dear Litster.

I'm just hiding in the bushes outside your house, waiting for you to go to bed. Shush now, don't tell you. It'll spoil the surprise.

Nope, I doubt it. Folks keep whinging on about the L of a job I do. Maybe I should switch to Morse Code ... Oh wait, that contains dashes which some people may mistake for lines as well.

Be as gentle with them as you know I would be.

~ Take good care of you.

 

[Essa]

Dear Litster,

Thank you so much for the wonderful evening last night. In true valentines style you didn't disappoint. The flowers were beautiful, the chocolates exceptionable and the meal you lovingly cooked to surprise me was exquisite.

How can I possibly fail to mention after three hours of frenzied passion the absolute joy I felt lying in your arms as our bodies recovered?

Such a shame the alarm clock went off and woke me up

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litsters,

I know I've been a little AWOL from that other place... kinda just need some quiet today.

Will catch up with you all soon.

Just think how talkative I'll be after I've gotten some rest *grins*

Luffs yas.

 

[Guest]

Dear Sexy Litster
Thank you for all of those offlines, letting me know I am loved. There were a LOT! I hope the ice and snow have gone, and you are safe and warm. I thought about fucking you a LOT last night... but then I do every night...

Dear S-Lou
Thank you for the wonderful new av. I am thinking about kneeling behind you right now and parting those cheeks to run my tongue over, around and in your asshole while fingering your clit. I'm sorry to have such naughty thoughts. I also thought about fucking you a LOT last night, and also you fucking the sexy litster above....

 

[lexielou2]

Dear Litster,

Thank you for the compliment, I'm glad you like it...and as for the very hot...um...I mean...naughty thoughts...I will have to punish you for that later!

I think you may well find that two certain litsters think about fucking you a lot too...and each other...for a very long time and in many different ways...and often talk about it with each other too

I'm glad you are back home now...you were missed very much. ILY

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Litster
...I dont know you but you are damn sexy

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Maudesnort,

Take all the awol time you need. I totally get it.

xoxo,
Mildredsnort

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Dear Litster,

You're a non-wordy schmuck.

Just sayin'.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster #1.

Ew

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Dear Litster #2.

Aw, shucks, I know I'm sexy, but you DO know me, Alikins

(catch up soon, get your cute baby voice ready )


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Dear Litster #3,

I know you get it.

And i hear ya, non wordiness sucks. Yay for wordiness....not that I'd know anything about that

*huggles*



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Dear Litster #4,

Save some champagne for tomorrow night.
We've got business to discuss

Hope you're smiling, Sunshine.


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Dear Litster #5,

Stop laughing.

Don't make me prod you...