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asian_princess
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Dear Litster,
Pssst . . . I don't really mind the non-wordiness, it's a nice change from PB.
Dear Litster,
Dude. Are you trying to made me growly pre-coffee? Cos you know I'm so not greenpeace when it comes to smooth talkin', smooth chested dolphin Dr Seuss wanna-bes.
*sniffles* Bet you like my "your hair is algae" poem now.
Dear Litster,
Dude. Are you trying to made me growly pre-coffee? Cos you know I'm so not greenpeace when it comes to smooth talkin', smooth chested dolphin Dr Seuss wanna-bes.
*sniffles* Bet you like my "your hair is algae" poem now.
Dear Litster,
I freakin' love you.
^^^
I'm tryin' to be non-wordy now, too. Think it looks good on me?
And the algae poem was the sweetest thing anyone's ever written for me
hdlynnette
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Dear Litster,
Thank you.
Thank you.
kendra1980
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Dear Litster...
I'll say three words to you! Black pubic hair
I'll say three words to you! Black pubic hair
asian_princess
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Dear Litster,Dear Litster,
I freakin' love you.
^^^
I'm tryin' to be non-wordy now, too. Think it looks good on me?
And the algae poem was the sweetest thing anyone's ever written for me
*scowls at the waxed rhyming couplety water mammal*
Aw, no honey, you're just a freak...
*giggles and dodges the pinch*
Anything looks good on you, Mildredsnort...(and only because I'm used to lining these days)... anything looks better off you though.
*sniffles* I knew the poem'd grow on you... kinda like your algae hair *laughs*
Wait, where's MY poem? My hair must be like some sort of fungus!
hdlynnette
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Dear Litster,
You keep this up and I'm gonna need some depends!!!
Now where is that snort thread????
You keep this up and I'm gonna need some depends!!!
Now where is that snort thread????
asian_princess
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Dear Litster...
I'll say three words to you! Black pubic hair
Dear Litster,
You should give them two more words...TOUCH UP!
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Dear Litster,
You should give them two more words...TOUCH UP!
Dear Litster...I think he already touched up! Errr...didn't he Louise?
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Dear Litster,
You keep this up and I'm gonna need some depends!!!
Now where is that snort thread????
Dear Litster,
Thank you for your keen pubic hair discerning eye, and all the help in ferreting that out (or maybe we should let the ferret stay in???) Either way. Thanks.
psstttt...you're too young for Depends...next thing I know you'll be telling me you are tooling around on one of those 'llittle rascal' contraptions they sell on TV.
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asian_princess
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Dear Litster...I think he already touched up! Errr...didn't he Louise?
Dear Litster
Okay, you just proved what Graciesnort and I are just discussing, you two are PERVVVVVVVVVVS
*giggles*
Does he know about talcum powder?
Or ar eyou going to have to have the "pumice" conversation with him too
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Dear Litster
Okay, you just proved what Graciesnort and I are just discussing, you two are PERVVVVVVVVVVS
*giggles*
Does he know about talcum powder?
Or ar eyou going to have to have the "pumice" conversation with him too
Good God no...I don't really know him that well. One day I shall tell you of my black pubic hair dilemma, as I am sure you have the answer, and Caddlebear is off to God knows where (did he become a foreign missionary?) and I can't ask him!
edited to add: I only asked Lynn the question...it was an innocent question on my part..kinda. I blame her for the perviness....I always blame her.
Dear Litster,
I am so very sorry.....
It was a joke.....you went in the Port-a-John and I thought it would be funny to scare you by locking you in....
I thought I had the key for the padlock I knew was under my seat...
The firemen really weren't snickering as you thought....they were just happy...
Can you let me in now?.....it's cold out here and the dog takes up all the room..
...your loving ex-husband....
I am so very sorry.....
It was a joke.....you went in the Port-a-John and I thought it would be funny to scare you by locking you in....
I thought I had the key for the padlock I knew was under my seat...
The firemen really weren't snickering as you thought....they were just happy...
Can you let me in now?.....it's cold out here and the dog takes up all the room..
...your loving ex-husband....
asian_princess
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*laughs* how bout you tell me, and I'll pass along the message, and when he hangs up on me, I can blame it on you
I do hope your black pubic hair dilemma doesn't involve a bowl of soup in a restaurant.
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I do hope your black pubic hair dilemma doesn't involve a bowl of soup in a restaurant.
Not quite...or is that not yet? Hmmmm...
hdlynnette
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Dear Litster...I think he already touched up! Errr...didn't he Louise?
Dear Litster,
Had to take another look. Touched up rather nicely. As long as the boys are neat, it's all good.
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Dear sweet, concerned, and loving lit MEN!
Kisses...and thank you for the PM's. Yep, kisses all around.
You guys are charming, and kind.
xoxoxoxoxo
Kisses...and thank you for the PM's. Yep, kisses all around.
You guys are charming, and kind.
xoxoxoxoxo
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Dear Litster,
Had to take another look. Touched up rather nicely. As long as the boys are neat, it's all good.
Yeah, but there is still the burning, unanswered question...is he, or isn't he?
Enquiring minds, freaking wanna know!I'm thinking you were right in that pm. Who knew you were such a pubic hair professional!
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Oh, and dear litster Louise,
Go fix your answer in Northern's thread!
Go fix your answer in Northern's thread!
hdlynnette
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Dear Litster,
Never heard a Harley called a 'little rascal,' but now that you mention it...that vibration...errrr....nevermind.
And you're welcome.
hdlynnette
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Dear Litster
Okay, you just proved what Graciesnort and I are just discussing, you two are PERVVVVVVVVVVS
*giggles*
Does he know about talcum powder?
Or ar eyou going to have to have the "pumice" conversation with him too
Dear Litster,
She started it! Honest!
hdlynnette
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Good God no...I don't really know him that well. One day I shall tell you of my black pubic hair dilemma, as I am sure you have the answer, and Caddlebear is off to God knows where (did he become a foreign missionary?) and I can't ask him!
edited to add: I only asked Lynn the question...it was an innocent question on my part..kinda. I blame her for the perviness....I always blame her.[/QUOTE]
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Innocent my ass!!!!!!
hdlynnette
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Yeah, but there is still the burning, unanswered question...is he, or isn't he?
I'm thinking you were right in that pm. Who knew you were such a pubic hair professional!
I told you how to find out!
I've been called a lot of things...but 'pubic hair professional...that's a first!
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Good God no...I don't really know him that well. One day I shall tell you of my black pubic hair dilemma, as I am sure you have the answer, and Caddlebear is off to God knows where (did he become a foreign missionary?) and I can't ask him!
edited to add: I only asked Lynn the question...it was an innocent question on my part..kinda. I blame her for the perviness....I always blame her.[/QUOTE]
Dear Litster(s)
Innocent my ass!!!!!!
Dear Litster
Your bottom does not look very innocent. Tasty, spankable, very handleable, yes. Innocent, no. Sorry
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