Dear Litster,
I find the apostrophe before your cause adorable.
Dear Litster,
Maybe that P for penchant is because I have a penchant for little cutsie wootsie things like 'cause instead of because.
Dear Litster,
Maybe that P for pedant is because I noticed that you put 'cause and not cause.
I have a penchant for pedants. I think I've also invented a new tongue-twister. Stuff your red yellow, yellow lorry.
What correctly?
Am I missing something? What's the other spelling of clique?
Dear Litster,
As always, I come across many of your posts as part of my daily Lit lurking routine.
You have a certain, and I hesitate to use the word, as it does not truly represent how I feel about your unique writing style, ‘flair’, that simply astounds.
Your natural ability to convey complex, and otherwise, multifaceted human emotions with the barest of words, is sincerely, a talent that I’ve rarely seen.
I watch in honest awe as you maneuver your way in, around, and about conversations with the simplest of ease, rarely feeling the need to utter much more than a word or two, often just a known abbreviation for an action or an emoticon, which in turns, expresses so, so much about yourself. It constantly astounds me how with such unadorned sentiments you can elicit such an unprecedented response in me.
I just wanted to take this opportunity to note your truly rare gift.
Dear Litster,
That was quite powerful and touching.
Is it wrong for me to wish it had been about me? lol
Dear Litster,
So so nice to meet you and your envy making butt *smiles*
It wouldn't be wrong at all, but I imagine that there will be so so so soooo many wonderful things to said about you once we get to know you more
*huggles* I'm Appy btw, but you can call me anything you wish...except, er, bitch...someone else already calls me that
Hope you have a most stupendously amazing day
Dear Litster,
I think you should first of all look at your butt in the mirror. I can't believe you could be envious of mine.
I imagine there must be at least one wonderful thing to be said about me, like, erm - "He makes an awfully nice cup of tea" lol.
My nom de plume is Anna, we'll leave my real name for another time.
Have a great day too.
Take care
Dear YourButtIsWAYHotterThanMine Litster,
I'll look at mine in the mirror if you look at yours, except we have to do it at the same time in the same place with those mirrors then facing each other...i'm sure we'd create some sort of butt looking at space time continuum
As for the cup of tea *laughs* You have no idea what a viable commodity that is, I really wouldn't say that so loud around these parts, there are a few tea fiends lurking about who may just kidnap you on the grounds that you make a good cuppa
Nom de plume or not, Anna is a beautiful name and it's lovely to meet you, I do so hope you spend the day smiling and happy.
*blows kisses as I head out the door to get my much needed booty sleep*
Dear Litster,
As always, I come across many of your posts as part of my daily Lit lurking routine.
You have a certain, and I hesitate to use the word, as it does not truly represent how I feel about your unique writing style, ‘flair’, that simply astounds.
Your natural ability to convey complex, and otherwise, multifaceted human emotions with the barest of words, is sincerely, a talent that I’ve rarely seen.
I watch in honest awe as you maneuver your way in, around, and about conversations with the simplest of ease, rarely feeling the need to utter much more than a word or two, often just a known abbreviation for an action or an emoticon, which in turns, expresses so, so much about yourself. It constantly astounds me how with such unadorned sentiments you can elicit such an unprecedented response in me.
I just wanted to take this opportunity to note your truly rare gift.
Dear Litster
Right, nothing further to see here? Good, now hand the male Litsters back their balls please
Dear smugly grinning Litster:
Never gonna happen.
Dear Litster
I'll take the Fifth on that one
Dear Litster
I'll take the Fifth on that one
