Dear Litster,
Teh fifth don't work around here, I have tried it too many times and its gets ya nowhere
Dear Litsters
So the Fifth doesn't work, how about that classic Francis Urquhart line, of course you may think that, but I couldn't possibly comment
Dear Litster
Right, nothing further to see here? Good, now hand the male Litsters back their balls please
Dear MaudeSnort,
wait...that's me...fuck, Gin does weird shit to my brain, someone should look into that.
Dear MildredSnort,
Firstly, i didn't actually burn it down, all i did was wave a match around and threaten to call the fire brigade... and it was all in the name of getting you to rush home to spend time with me. *sniffles* you soooo don't know romance when you see it. Fine, i was going to release a new fangle form of ebola virus just to get your attention, but all those people dying a horrible death wil just be wasted on you.
Secondly, neither of those...rationaliSation, doesn't have a Z in it. Sheesh, you damn Southerners, first you drop letters then add others in willy nilly.
*chuckles* Willy nilly willy nilly *laughs more*
Damn that gin.
Anyway, feel free to insert a point somewhere into my post.
No, not that point, ya perv.
Dear Heart-Heavy Litster:
I don't know you as of yet, but I am SO sorry for the pain and loss you have endured. I just moved back to my home state last weekend, to be nearer to my Dad. I'm a Daddy's girl... and his health is very bad. He's also "given up" on life, so to speak... which kills me. Losing him is a very real fear I live with daily now. It's true that I cannot understand what you have been going through, but I fear I will all too soon. You will be in my thoughts. *hugsssssssssssss*
Dear confusing me on purporse litster snort person thingamajiggybob,Dear Maudesnort,
Am I correct in understandin' you to say that someone would need a lot of gin to look into your brain?
Honey? You and the fire brigade? That's not romance, that was you tryin' to have an orgy at my house while I was slavin' away . . . Oh, no, wait . . . I have a list of people you could pretend to put in quarantine (thank you for that, btw) and then unleash the virus on . . . try me. I can appreciate it!
Snort! Try to say Chilly Willy Nilly five times real fast, please
Dear confusing me on purporse litster snort person thingamajiggybob,
The fact that you're understanding tells me I said something that should worry me. remind me tomorrow please.
*gasps* Firstly, (i'm doing things by numbers to keep me on track, i'm such an organised drunk) I'm not you. My emergency menfolk of choice are the EMT dudes, come on... who doesn't like a guy who BYO's bed...that's hot.
Secondly, you used that word against me?! How dare you ask me what a word is and then put it in a post...I'm never ever telling you how to spell, "I" ever again!
I did
Now i feel bad that Nilly's got a cold penis
Dear Maudesnort,
Firstly . . . How dare you call me a porpoise?!
Secondly . . . oh, sure, try to make me look bad because my emergency menfolk of choice all carry cuffs . . . but you have to admit, they have a helluva lot hilarious stories
Thirdly . . . I can't wait anymore brain cells on how to spell that word, so just tell me already!
*sighs* Light a match and warm him right back up. I hear you're good at that
Dear purpoise dolphin "wale"-y type thingosnorter,Dear Maudesnort,
Firstly . . . How dare you call me a porpoise?!
Secondly . . . oh, sure, try to make me look bad because my emergency menfolk of choice all carry cuffs . . . but you have to admit, they have a helluva lot hilarious stories
Thirdly . . . I can't wait anymore brain cells on how to spell that word, so just tell me already!
*sighs* Light a match and warm him right back up. I hear you're good at that
I know you don't want your emergency menfolk for their cuffs!!...you've got your own..and that federally approved strait jacket You want them...for their night sticks...LMFAO you so walked into that one too...and i'm drunk so i get like triple points and stuff.
